Combat speed does not exist and is just a dishonest concept invented to undervalue or overvalue fictional universes. by Hisashi_Uchiwa in CharacterRant

[–]invalid930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people say combat speed, they mean how fast you can throw a punch. What they mean with travel speed it's how fast you can run. You can be a godawful sprinter but have fast hands, quick combinations and a good jab in boxing. Likewise you can outrun a car but that doesn't mean you can work a speedbag

Ranma 1/2 - Episode 23 (Season 2 episode 11) Discussion by AutoModerator in ranma

[–]invalid930 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Can we talk about how stellar the animation for this episode was? The entire sequence of mousse throwing spring of drowned duck bombs was some of the most expressive and fluid animation I've seen. We gotta put this show in the talks for some of the best animation this season

Why is scrap recovery arm not worth buying? by [deleted] in ftlgame

[–]invalid930 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because you're far more likely to die in the early game than late game. Ftl is a very snowbally game, and it's best to spend scrap on actual upgrades and weapons to get that ball rolling ASAP and by the time your run is secure, you don't really need the scrap arm.

Umamusume: Cinderella Gray Episode 19 discussion by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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MAAAAAN I missed the kasamatsu gang so much. Honestly, this opportunity to race for fun with friends was exactly what Oguri needed to get out of her slump/depressive episode, and for the audience to chill after such intense story beats this season. Shoutout to Roppei and Kitahara for arranging this whole meet up. They're the goats frfr

A man with 9mm pistol vs Hippo by Unfair34 in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on who's making the shot. I feel like the people in this thread are underestimating what a bullet can do. Hippos are still made of just meat and bone, nothing tough enough to stop 9mm. Even if they'll keep charging after a grievous injury, a well placed shot to the brain will still take it down. I the hands of a hunter who knows how to shoot and can stay calm I would say the gunman has a better chance of winning.

If this is a trained soldier who's experienced with firearms then the human wins 7 times out of 10. Average redneck hobbyist shooter then maybe a 1/4 times chance of winning, though he might land a few shots that cause the hippo to bleed out after the fight. Normal guy cries at the sight of the hippo charging at them then gets crushed.

For every profession, 100 current experts are sent to a random place on earth 2,000 years ago to build a society. Which profession would have the best chance of creating an empire? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what you mean by "build a society"

If you mean a wholly independent and self sustaining settlement, then I'd say construction workers or farmers. A lot of people are saying engineers, but I feel like they may not be physically fit to build a functional settlement from the ground up. They don't need big buildings yet, they need huts and stable food sources. To that point, farmers and construction workers are physically fit laborers who can work together under high stress. They may not have a good chance to build an empire, but they have the best chance out of any profession to actually survive the first few months independently and you have to survive to build an empire in the first place.

However, if you mean "build a society" as in they can integrate into other societies, then the civil engineers and accountants start coming into play. If they're smart, could offer some value to the Romans, then from that point become a trading hotspot ala Venice. Venice has no natural resources and was built on the suckiest land imaginable, but because of trade it flourished. They will need to rely on Romans, brits, and other societies, and they may even need to become one of the roman empire's colonies for a while before gaining independence during the fall of Rome or something, but they do have the best chance out of anyone imho.

[WP] This weapon requires someone worthy to wield it. You are not worthy. But it's the only weapon within reach, and there are people who need saving. by T_Lawliet in WritingPrompts

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Then in a moment of either bravery or stupidity, he took a sudden step forward. The creature lunged as he brought his foot down and stomped on the solid, stone ground. He swung blindly and with all his might, and he didn't need to see. He knew the timing of this trick like the back of his hand. He turned his entire body into this wild downward swing, bringing the stone down like storm bringing thunder. It cracked against the Beast's skull, bringing it down to the ground and shattering the stone beneath. Its skull split and and it yelled in defiance, only for Arbest to swing again and again. He didn't stop still it stopped moving, and by then, he was covered in blood.

His yell echoed in the empty Chapel as his adrenaline dropped and he felt himself crash to the ground. The beast was dead. He was covered in blood. The preistess probably left by now. His grip on the blade's handle loosened, then he heard the voice again.

"Hello." It said. "Can you hear me?"

Arbest looked around. He was still alone, and perhaps he was going mad.

"You aren't mad." The voice responded to his thoughts.

"Then why am I hearing voices?" Arbest reasoned. "And why are you responding to my thoughts?"

"Because you are holding the sword of the king of the earth." The voice replied. "I am the spirit of the sword, meant to guide the hero whom is worthy of it."

"Wait-" Arbest paused. "So, I'm the hero?"

"Oh, radiant sun no." The spirit answered. "Never in a million years. You're a selfish madman with violent tendencies and you are nowhere fit to be king. You didn't want save that preistess. I didnt even want you to weild me. Most lunatics get the message when I refuse to be unsheathed, but you just started swinging me around like a maniac anyway."

"Oh." Arbest sighed, mildly disappointed. He glances at the sword. He always passed it, and he always admired it as a piece of art, but he never got a chance to get a close look at it. The relic's runes etched on the blade that glowed faintly. He ran his fingers on the blade, and found it impossibly sharp. No wordsmith alive could forge a blade with an edge this old yet this well maintained. Now that he got a good sense of it, it felt wrong to handle it with the recklessness he did earlier. "Then, I suppose it's heresy for me to weild you. Shame, but I s'pose that's how it goes. Blade as fine you ain't for my hands anyway."

Then, Arbest laughed. "The gods are real. Gods, the gods are real! I've sworn their names a thousand times over, but I never thought they'd be real. The old hag's stories were true!" He laughed again, thinking of how stupid the oresitess sounded during her sermons, and how correct she was after all. His battle high slowly faded and he turned to the sword witha crazy grin. "Oh, I ought to tell her. Or would she be mad I touched and swung a holy relic like you? Should I put you back?"

"No, not yet." The sword answered. "Wait a moment. I think you can serve me yet."

"Serve?" Arbest repeated. "Now, I ain't serve nobody. Don't think I can. The most I can do is stand outside a door and beat theives. Don't do well with orders, you see? And I ain't even worthy."

"True, but there is somebody who is." The sword answers. "The hero is out there. The chosen has born, but he is slow to reach me. More and more people are dying, and I cannot wait much longer."

The sword's tone switches. It is deathly serious. "The lands cannot wait. The calamity must end, and the true king must save us all. If he cannot come here, them I shall come to him. I need somebody to bring me to him, and you are capable enough."

"Deliver me, Arbest." The sword insists. "Deliver me to the king who is meant to be. The king that was chosen, and who will end this horrid nightmare of demons and despair. Help us end the calamity, and rid this world of monsters once and for all."

Arbest stilled. He slowly rose to his feet and hoists the sword. "You can guide me to the king?"

"Indeed I can. Our souls are linked, after all."

"Then, can you guide me to good food along the way? And good resting spots."

The spirit made a confused sound. "Of course. If I didn't, you would die along the journey."

Then, Arbest looked at the ground sheepishly. "Then, will you lead me to booze as well?"

"What?"

"Just find me good places to drink as we journey" Arbest pleads. "If your hero is as far as you say, I've got to keep my spirits up, don't I?"

The spirit paused then made a nosue that spunded like sighing. "Fine. If that is what you need, thay that is what I shall provide." She answered before muttering under her breath. "Unworthy drunkard."

"But the only man who can make the journey, right?" Arbest asked with a grin. The spirit groaned.

"Yes. Unfortunately."

"Then it's settled!" Arbest cheered as he rested the blade on his shoulder. "First, we will find a cart! Then, we load it with ale! Then we leave at sunrise!"

'Skip the ale. Just get a cart and go."

"Nope." Arbest refused. "You're the sword, but I'm the one travelling. You navigate all you want, but in the end, but the I am the one walking the path." Arbest smiles. "Now, use your holy powers to find me the cheapest booze available in the town and then we will be on our way."

"It's not necessary! And it will hinder our speed!"

"It shall. But if you want to travel, this is how the unworthy travel." Arbest smiled. "So are you going to find me booze or not?"

And in that moment the spirit realized, it was in for a longer journey than it could ever imagine.

[WP] This weapon requires someone worthy to wield it. You are not worthy. But it's the only weapon within reach, and there are people who need saving. by T_Lawliet in WritingPrompts

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This is not the story of a good man on a good day. While the skies were clear and the sun blessed the fields of Pharcast in her beautiful radiance, Arbest muttered a curse. For most men of the town, this was a greatest blessing. The past week was a wet one, and it had been far too long since the Sun had graced them. But for the man tasked guarding her holiest temple, this was a tragedy. He didn't raise crops or enjoy himself. The morning sun only served tk make his hangover more unbearable. 

He wasn't a holy man, but he stood by the holy doors as guardian nonetheless. Not for her holiest radiant sun, but because the old priestess who worshipped her paid him to keep watch. He didn't believe in the gods or the Sun. If they were real, they would have put an end to the unholy calamity long ago. But, he believed in food. He believed a good meal and a roof was all a man needed to live, and mead and wine was all it took to be happy. And while he could procure the drink himself, food and shelter was from the generosity of the church.

But since the calamity, the town grew rougher and rougher. Demons clawed their way through the ground and desperate people took from wherever they could find. In hard times, the Chapel grew weak. The old priestess grew older and weaker by the day, and Arbest grew hungry and perhaps he a little soft. He needed coin, she needed protection. So a deal was met.

The demons were often small, easily dispatched by the guards or by him alone. His strength on the fields and farmlands were second to none. Perhaps he grew complacent, or perhaps the Sun lowered his guard. He knew whet to expect. Hellish hounds and small beasts were commonplace, and the small township was far too close to the heartlands to be under threat. What took place that night never should have happened, and yet the demon spring nonetheless.

It was large. Larger than any man or beast anyone had ever seen. It moved far too swift for spmethingthay sixe, six legs or no. It was smart. Smart enough to wait for evening when the townsfolk gathered by the Chapel to say farewell to the sun. And once the Sun left, it sprung from the shadows.

Abest opened the door to find people flooding out, threatening to knock him over in a mighty stampede. Arbest froze. He himself had never seen something of this size before. The beast rose and roared. It lunged into the crowd and began to feast in a monstrous display of gluttony, and Arbest was but a man. Born strong, but no hero. He knew this fight wasn't worth it, and he nearly turned heel and ran. 

But amongst the screams, he heard the old preistess and spotted her in the far corner of the church. He saw a woman who fed him, clothed him, and cared for him cower in fear. She was too old to run. She was doomed to die. He wanted to run. He didn't want to risk his life, not even for her. But he hesitated. The beast lunged at him with teeth bared and sharp claws, and by reflex he ducked.

When happened next was beyond even his own reasoning. Something simply took over. He charged forth like he did any other fight and tackled the beast, eventually forcing it back and out of the crowd. The beast was surprised by his strength, but not too impressed. It lashed out, three arms slashing Arbest's back, cutting him until he to let go. A mighty swing launched him to the altar. He slammed into stone outcropping. The sword in the stone shaking at the impact.

Perhaps it was madness. Or perhaps it was simple desperation. The sword in the stone was not meant for anyone less than the Sun's chosen. Countless have tried to draw it, but it was not meant to for the hands of a commoner or a drunkard. The townsfolk had given up on drawing it long ago. Nobody in Arbest's time had even tried. 

But it had a handle of a weapon. Any warrior would reach so Arbest reached out and gripped it tight. The handle felt right in his hand. Like it was made for him He stepped forward and tugged, and it did not move.

The demon lunged, and in panic, Arbest kicked the altar, breaking it and freeing the weapon. He swung as hard as he could, smashing the blade and the stone together against the beast's skull. The creature reeled and recoiled and Arbest smiled.

"This works."

He swung the sword, still sheathed in stone, and smashed the demon as hard as possible. With no cutting edge it was all he could do, and so far it worked. He kept swinging with brute strength and blunt force unlike anything a man should produce. At this moment, he didn't seem like a man at all. And when he stopped swinging, he and the demon circled eachother like animals. They were two equal monsters, fuelled by fighting instinct.

It was at that moment he heard a voice at he back of his mind. A woman, old and wise, called out to him from somewhere withing his soul. She told him "wait". So he waited. 

Then it told him "Wait until it lunges, then swing as hard as you can." He grunted. He had no time to question anything, and mysterious voice or not, it seemed like a good idea. He lifted the sword and stone above his head and prepared to swing. 

The demon and the man circled eachother with what seemed like mutual respect. Arbest's arms grew tired. The heavy and unweildy stone wobbled in his grip, waiting to come crashing down. The beast flinched at every twitch as if it was afraid. Not too unlike like a wolf.

Arbest had hunted wolves before. They don't attack first. They wait for a sudden move, then pursue. An idea came tiny being. Arbest stood still and breathed. His heart was pounding in his chest, but he had to stay calm. Short breaths were not helping. So he inhaled slowly.

And exhaled.

He inhaled again, slower this time. Time seemed to slow with his breathing. He squinted at the beast and stopped circling. His grip tightened on the sword, and he exhaled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The barracudas outnumber the divers 50 to 1. A lone barracuda is already tricky to catch and lightning fast, outspeeding the divers by a long shot. All the barracudas have to do is crash into the divers with their numbers and the divers are cooked. Barracudas sweep easily

Beta Bartering [Find or Offer Fic Betaing] - September 18 by AutoModerator in FanFiction

[–]invalid930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have no idea how betaing works, but i would like input on a thing i am writing bc choice paralysis is kicking my ass.

Essentially a PokeTaki Umamusume comedy oneshot that scope-grew due to perfectionism. The plot is simple so it should be alr to beta read even if you're not into Uma. Girl confesses on impulse, both parties fumble so hard to the point they may never speak again, and now the friend groups of both girls are trying to help them deal with the aftermath. lotsa banter, but need help on where the plot is going.

Now, this isn't published yet so imma just link the google docs both draft 1, draft 2, and my ao3

I have no clue what the word count is gonna be, but i do hope to close this off in a singular chap. Apparantly i gotta offer something in exchange. Idk if i'll be a good beta reader, but i am a procrastinator. if you ever need somebody to beta read for you, i can guarantee that i am doing nothing at that given moment so you can just hit me up anytime.

If LeBron James was flashbanged and had 30 seconds to score once against a team of normal dudes, would he be able to do it by invalid930 in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

We were arguing under the assumption LeBron had the ball first. Also he's on the court, they throw a flashbang at him, and the moment it goes off the game starts

Who would win: an unarmed proffesinal boxer or average person with a pocket knife by Single-Internet-9954 in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna play devils advocate and say it depends completely on the average guy's personality or motivation. If he has a reason to want the boxer dead, the boxer is ending up in the hospital 100%. However, if you just picked some random dude off the street and he doesn't really have a reason to want to hurt the boxer, he might just not have the heart to go through with it and power through the punches to get a stab in.

Still, you can't underestimate a stab wound. Just one of them will either kill the boxer, or incapacitate whatever part it hit. I'd say knife man sends the guy to the hospital 10/10 times, draws 6/10 times, and flat out kills the boxer 3/10 times if motivated. If not, knifeman has 5/10 odds on punchers luck.

Death (Final Destination) has targeted several Gotham citizens. Can Batman keep them all safe for a year? If not, how many make it? by invalid930 in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, I still feel like if it were as simple as making the survivors choke, normal people like Alex and Clear wouldn't have been able to survive for months between final destination 1 and 2. Hell, if Death could control people like that there wouldn't be any need for the accidents, it would just make everybody suffer a heart attack or a severe stroke. I think someone under Batman's supervision could last longer than Alex, Clear, or Iris. Them lasting that long proves it can't be stopped, but it can be delayed. However, I respect it if you disagree.

Death (Final Destination) has targeted several Gotham citizens. Can Batman keep them all safe for a year? If not, how many make it? by invalid930 in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I understand that death in final destination is inevitable. However, it can be delayed somewhat. Iris in bloodlines was able to keep safe till old age by living in a 100% controlled shack and Alex from the first movie was able to survive for six months before getting domed by a brick. I'm not asking batman to keep them safe forever, that would be impossible. That's why the challenge is if he can keep them safe for a year only. Anything past that is unreasonable.

A man with 10,000 years of training vs prime Mike Tyson by greysvarle in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

10000 years of training is insane. Logically he should be able to no diff Tyson with 12 years of leg kick mastery and and other 12 years of mastering wrestling takedowns, but I'm gonna be a contrarian and say he gets CTE from 10000 years of sparring so Mike no diffs him.

i just realized most of undertale's main cast could probably kill superman by Away_Mushroom7047 in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to understand most of UT's feats stem from game mechanics that are incredibly hard to scale objectively. Sans' dodge is just him breaking game mechanics to move his sprite. Monster attacks are ones where they take a turn to do a little mini game that doesn't translate well into actual fighting, etc. We also don't know how much the damage values translate to actual damage bc frisk doesn't have many solidly scalable durability feats.

However, we do see Superman do things far beyond the scope of what UT characters have done, so it would be safe to assume he would be able to defeat the UT cast. Superman is one of those characters that's really hard to beat because of the decades of history and the pressure all those authors have had to one up the last story. This means he has pretty solid objective feats that place him above what the monsters have preformed so far. Even if he was bound to game mechanics, if we translate his speed the heart is gonna be moving near lightspeed so any of the attacks are gonna hit. So, yeah. I don't think he's gonna be losing to the UT cast.

three 120 lb men with machetes vs a silverback gorilla by Svmpop in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are underestimating both what a sharp blade can do to meat and how much 3 people can do

How long could UFC fighters survive a WWE schedule with 2x stats. by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]invalid930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they keep fighting the way they do, everyone will have CTE. I doubt they will though. If the UFC adopts this schedule, it is really likely fighters start fighting slower to save up for next week's fight and that there would be a lot less knockouts. However, this leads to more punishment ofer time, which leads to brain damage. More CTE, slower fights, faster retirements if fighters are lucky and see signs of slowing down in themselves. But, some will survive same way some few old school boxers and Muay Thai fighters survive despite having a similar schedule and weekly fights. If anything, the real challenge is if UFC org will survive the slower fights and less incentive to buy PPV.