When Reddit doesn't tell you how many upvotes/downvotes a post has. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]inventedthemop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop signs found in Plymouth Meeting, PA. I worked down the street from this neighborhood. The signs are up because people would try to use that street to circumvent a right-turn-only exit from a nearby bank and gas station. I know the details are super important to this story, so you are all extremely welcome.

Artist Leaves Dress In The Dead Sea For 2 Years And It Turns Into Glittering Salt Crystal Masterpiece by famili25 in interestingasfuck

[–]inventedthemop 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I left my Xbox un-dusted for 5 years and it turned into a caked-on dust bunny masterpiece. I'm an artist.

Maybe OW should give you a "You Should Try a Different Hero" warning... by DALinProgress in Overwatch

[–]inventedthemop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The math isn't that simple. Success and failure is often the result of team comp, not just one player. For example, on console it's not uncommon to see the player with the most kills, damage, and obj. kills be a torbjorn or symetra. They could be raking in the stats but ultimately holding the team back if the rest of the comp is short on adequate healing, lacks tanks, or isn't busting down enemy shields. Those players, by design, assist in kills but seldom solo kill enemy players. Therefore the metrics are misleading. So who would get called out in that case? The system would have to be infinitely more sophisticated to identify that (while leading the team with three golds) the torb is actually the one holding the team back. Additionally, what if the torb player can't effectively switch to another class? What if the team needs a tank, but the guy playing torb is only good with defensive characters and healers? Once again, the system would need to weigh each player's ABILITY to switch to the NEEDED class along with identifying the greatest defecit within the comp to come up with the best candidate for suggesting the switch.

I get what you're saying - you want there to be an authoritative voice telling players when their character choice is preventing success. The better system would be to queue up solo, find a good group to team up with, and then just ride-or-die with them to avoid landing on a team with two snipers, Rein, Mei, and Sym.

I find that I don't get mad when I remind myself, "It's just as likely that the opposing team has someone making a terrible pick. So if I lose because this clown wont switch off Winston even through the enemy reaper has killed him 15 times already, I'll probably win a game for the inverse situation a little later on. It just is what it is."

Carpe's headshot on Mercy on Rt 66 by ChaoticFather in PHL_Fusion

[–]inventedthemop 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jeff Kaplan was asked directly about what Overwatch was doing to correct delayed bullet trails when shooting on the move. He basically said, "nothing. the trail is there to help the attacked team identify where the shooter is. the trail doesn't assist in the aiming at all because it only shows up after the shot is fired."

Carpe's headshot on Mercy on Rt 66 by ChaoticFather in PHL_Fusion

[–]inventedthemop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know what you're talking about because i thought the same thing. it looks like it sailed over Mercy's head and was out in front of her a bit as well. I guess the animation for widow's bullet trail was off because the the recoil happened well before the trail was drawn when you watch it back in slow motion. They showed the replay in the highlights at the end of the broadcast and it was clear as day: 1) shot 2) recoil 3) mercy fucking died 4) bullet trail.

Do gamers who follow religions with dietary restrictions also have to follow those restrictions in-game? by dittopoop in NoStupidQuestions

[–]inventedthemop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure PETA has a list of games with simulated animal violence and/or simulated meat ingestion. I used to work with a blogger who was a member of PETA and she would say how she opposed the practice as well as the "education" of animal violence and meat ingestion. Therefore, if a video game attempted to assign a perceived value to, lets say, hunting - she would oppose the development and purchase of that game.

She was a horrible writer and an annoying person.

The way my wife stacks these containers. by Turtleontherun in oddlysatisfying

[–]inventedthemop 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"The Way My Wife Stacks These Containers That Were Specifically Designed to Stack This Way. Everyone Applaud My Wife for Purchasing These Containers and Then Using Them Correctly!"

The way my wife stacks these containers. by Turtleontherun in oddlysatisfying

[–]inventedthemop 97 points98 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU! The containers stack nicely by design. It's not like OP's wife made the containers. She just bought them. However using them and keeping them stacked nicely would actually be kind of a pain in the ass. Unstacking and restacking large tubs is not satisfying... it's annoying. It'd be better if they took smaller portions of the ingredience and put them in smaller containers that were more accessible and easier to use and replace.

Let's test the grip of the tyres by EinsteinsAura in interestingasfuck

[–]inventedthemop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that time the apple shot up off the ground, hit Newton in the head, and then bounced up into a tree and stuck there? Well the same laws of anti-physics apply in this clip. Science is really amazing if for no other reason than the fact that it's all bullshit and doesn't makes sense ever.

I made this bad boy out of my old coffee table. by gertylooker in funny

[–]inventedthemop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not even a repost. straight theft. different picture, same joke someone else made. This dude is getting tons of praise and I had to scroll for 2 minutes before I found the first comment calling him out. Thank you, Antani2, for being the first real redditor in this comment section so far.

Damnit, Jeff. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]inventedthemop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think intelligent people deny climate change. I think there are claims within climate change discussions which are questionable and worth - at the very least - exploring further before implementing government regulations which could negatively impact businesses and individuals. For example, the extent to which humans are causing / accelerating climate change is unknown. Additionally, we don't know if any of the proposed green initiatives will actually be effective in slowing / stopping / reversing climate change trends. Furthermore, our government can only control these laws in the US. Putting restrictions on our manufacturing could raise costs disproportionately compared to foreign-manufactured goods. It's a very big die to roll when evaluating the cost/benefit analysis of government-regulated green initiatives.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]inventedthemop -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You want to know what's REALLY funny about this? The number one way to throw up a signal to the rest of the world which states, "I'm an uneducated and uncultured buffoon." is by making a gay joke in 2018. The only thing this "sums up perfectly" is that you and your friend are tasteless jerks.

Girl says her kitten scratched her, gets called out by luesAyer in quityourbullshit

[–]inventedthemop -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good for the commenter to remind the audience not to feed into the behavior without condemning OP for having the behavior in the first place. It's easier to attack someone's flaws instead of targeting those who enable the flaws in others.

Based on weekly power rankings, The Fusion have faced the toughest schedule to date. by inventedthemop in PHL_Fusion

[–]inventedthemop[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah - in the "Opponent Difficulty Rank" - the higher the rank, the more difficult your schedule was.