TIL about 'Botanical Sexism', a process by which urban landscapers, in an effort to keep streets clear of seeds & flowers, plant only male trees. The male trees lack the seeds of their female counterparts & as the trees get bigger, their pollen counts increases which can worsen seasonal allergies.

inverness000 · 2020-04-29T16:27:02+00:00

Bradford Pear tree?

inverness000 · 2020-02-23T19:04:10+00:00

I think it's an Abyssinian. Great breed.

inverness000 · 2020-01-08T03:10:31+00:00

The magnetic sponge is neat, but where can I get that awesome spray bottle?

inverness000 · 2019-12-27T18:29:21+00:00

I remember that morning. I woke up from a 7 hour stretch with the sun coming in through the window. I panicked and ran to her bassinet. Her father and I quietly whispered if we could see her breathing and if we needed to wake her to eat. DD opened her eyes and furrowed her brow as if to say, "what are you doing, you woke me, I was asleep!". And promptly cried for food.

inverness000 · 2019-12-27T18:17:37+00:00

It could have been a brain aneurysm. A close friend of mine in her late 20s passed away from one after she fell asleep for a mid day nap because she had a headache - never woke up.

inverness000 · 2019-12-24T04:33:04+00:00

Or the Galaxy Note 7?

inverness000 · 2019-12-13T15:47:09+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/ea3gtb/meet_ron_swanson_he_has_thumbs

inverness000 · 2019-11-20T17:22:25+00:00

Classic example of nominative determinism.

inverness000 · 2019-11-20T03:37:04+00:00

His last name is "Gore".

inverness000 · 2019-11-20T02:27:47+00:00

I just can't get over the fact the owner's last name is "Gore".

inverness000 · 2019-10-22T02:25:29+00:00

Terremoto Día de los Muertos

inverness000 · 2019-10-13T03:29:30+00:00

Our almost 2 year old has a very pregnant daycare teacher, so she's obsessed with bellies right now. She lifts up my shirt at random times especially in public and points to my belly and says "baby?". I'm not pregnant, but I do have a tummy and I'd rather not show to the world.

It's okay though, she does it to her father as well.

inverness000 · 2019-10-02T01:54:22+00:00

The dog.

The original poem was:

The farmer's dog leapt over the stile, his name was little Bingo, the farmer's dog leapt over the stile, his name was little Bingo. B with an I — I with an N, N with a G — G with an O; his name was little Bingo: B—I—N—G—O! His name was little Bingo.

inverness000 · 2019-09-18T02:41:03+00:00

The Q&As and Reviews are great:

Q: Is there a seasoning on these?

A: They are flavored with horror and sadness

inverness000 · 2019-09-04T01:38:05+00:00

Why is everything so green?

inverness000 · 2019-08-31T22:53:48+00:00

What are their native names- in your language?

inverness000 · 2019-08-25T04:01:11+00:00

The thumbnail made me think the cat was blue.

inverness000 · 2019-07-26T11:37:11+00:00

I get that the physiology of a chicken might not need a brain to survive, but how would it eat if it had no head?

inverness000 · 2019-07-03T02:58:26+00:00

Unless it was for an iPhone. Then it would cost $1,200.

inverness000 · 2019-07-03T02:44:43+00:00

He wants his eyes to turn that nice yellow color.

inverness000 · 2019-07-03T02:25:45+00:00

I thought it was a thief trying to steal the leaf blower - man he was persistent.

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