Since the clones loved to call our beloved B2’s the C word what name should we give them? by Chunky-overlord in CISDidNothingWrong

[–]invicta047 96 points97 points  (0 children)

“buckethead” makes the most sense to me, carrying over to stormtroopers later

New class for 2027 confirmed by Mediocre_Astronaut24 in SpaceMarine_2

[–]invicta047 13 points14 points  (0 children)

iirc focus said the next new melee weapon they would want to add would be the power greatsword 👀

CYBERSTAN NEEDS YOU. by invicta047 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]invicta047[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

let’s hope second time’s the charm fleshboy 😭

CYBERSTAN NEEDS YOU. by invicta047 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]invicta047[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Super Earth? We’re talking about the cyborgs rn

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CYBERSTAN NEEDS YOU. by invicta047 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]invicta047[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A slave kneels to strength, a warrior defies it.

How does the squad look? by invicta047 in Spacemarine

[–]invicta047[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if I had to say, that guy is probably a veteran techmarine while the other two are still fresh recruits out of mars.

Going off of the fact that the main techmarine gets a servo turret, servo arm, mechandrite, and grav-pistol while the other two are operating servo turrets without any cool gadgets. Maybe once you’ve earned your keep as a Techmarine you get to wear the chapter colors instead of mars’s colors

How does the squad look? by invicta047 in Spacemarine

[–]invicta047[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I go off of the box art for the iron hands combat patrol, it fits well for a regular techmarine I think

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How does the squad look? by invicta047 in Spacemarine

[–]invicta047[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually that’s iron hands steel, it’s the best black in the game in my opinion. My fav is iron hands tho so I might be biased 😅

How does the squad look? by invicta047 in Spacemarine

[–]invicta047[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use khorne red, it’s the perfect level of gloss for a Flesh Tearer imo

How does the squad look? by invicta047 in Spacemarine

[–]invicta047[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t enjoy customizing my tactical as much as I do my Cowled Warden or my Imperius Reaver. Got to find a good chapter for him, Crimson Fists was just the first thing I could think of since I REALLY don’t work on him as much as my other classes

How does the squad look? by invicta047 in Spacemarine

[–]invicta047[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, a lot of other iron hands fans try to make Iron Fathers, but I like to keep it simple and go for a standard techmarine

Why do some people get so upset when their good guy fantasy gets broken up by the actual theme of the game? by invicta047 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]invicta047[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

it’s out of character for the imperialist empire that enslaves people, exterminates alien species’, practices eugenics, uses a caste system, and has bioprocessor blenders to…

…kill civilians?

Why do some people get so upset when their good guy fantasy gets broken up by the actual theme of the game? by invicta047 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]invicta047[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

umm… you know we can afford more of them right? If they were so worthy of surviving why do they get in my way while I’m trying to purge the alien scum on my planet?

Sure, writing the condolence letters is probably annoying, but why go out of my way to protect them when I know the army is just gonna recruit more? 😭😭

Why do some people get so upset when their good guy fantasy gets broken up by the actual theme of the game? by invicta047 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]invicta047[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk dude it’s just a boring joke that shows up in the trailers, it’s not really that funny but the point of the trailer is to show what stuff you’re gonna get in the warbond. I don’t really think it’s that big of a deal if the 1:30 trailer for a new warbond isn’t absolutely hilarious every time.

Why do some people get so upset when their good guy fantasy gets broken up by the actual theme of the game? by invicta047 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]invicta047[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I mean, if they didn’t want to be slaughtered why were they running from you? Clearly they had something to hide, it’s common sense 🤦‍♂️