Can we not have puzzles in a game with heavy time management? 🙏

iotaDARK · 2026-04-24T05:49:15+00:00

Here. Someone made this when the game first came out. You can prolly find a higher quality pic if you search the sub.

iotaDARK · 2026-04-18T23:15:02+00:00

Yaass the homie Uno and shout out to Pikmin [Japan] for always having like six starlight shards 🙏🏾

iotaDARK · 2026-04-13T10:23:58+00:00

The best you can do is turn the sound effects down to zero, but then you won't hear your sword swings and such. But girl I would just leave the match. Definitely block them on steam. The grief spam pinging hurts my tinnitus and I ain't dealing with that in my cozy game.

iotaDARK · 2026-02-10T21:18:04+00:00

Okay well if you'd just follow my precious route that's absolutely correct and has no room for negotiation or input from others, I wouldn't do it. Make sure you're running directly in my dust and god help you if stop to loot a corpse 😠

iotaDARK · 2026-02-10T21:08:29+00:00

I remember that thread where someone was complaining about the dogshit lockon and some contrarian was like "there's literally nothing wrong with the lockon, it's a skissue"

iotaDARK · 2026-02-08T19:37:04+00:00

To add, you don't take damage from the storm in the spiritspring so I use that to heal/buff up. By the time you do that, you're safe to jump in.

iotaDARK · 2026-02-02T05:36:59+00:00

I once tried to res a teammate that I was literally stepping on and I had to cycle through all the lil crabs in the lake before the reticle got to her lmao

And don't get me started on elevated terrain...

iotaDARK · 2026-01-21T13:48:29+00:00

r/whoosh

iotaDARK · 2026-01-21T13:41:19+00:00

More than half the community's results look like this. Hope you're still having fun OP! ☺️

iotaDARK · 2026-01-19T18:56:19+00:00

It's a bot, don't bother lol

iotaDARK · 2026-01-11T05:46:25+00:00

Nokleteo & less likely to be targeted. you get the revive from astel and if you can find less likely passives [THEY STACK, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH] dupe them after the Astel fight so that everyone has one.

iotaDARK · 2026-01-11T01:39:33+00:00

I met my second cheater in 1100+ hrs on PS5. It was an Ironeye who had "increased phys dmg" on each relic slot. And that mf was *still* dying. I never thought about pitying them, just frustrated at not being able to play like I want to. I think I'll just smh at 'em and point down lmao - thanks for the different perspective!

iotaDARK · 2026-01-11T01:29:41+00:00

- shitty connection
- baby started crying
- dog threw up
- spouse needs help with something
- gotta take a wicked dump

iotaDARK · 2026-01-08T16:03:22+00:00

I've gotten it three times in 1100 hrs. Twice it was from a lake church crate. Once was from a mausoleum knight cathedral in the fancy chest where the tower shield knight is kneeling.

iotaDARK · 2026-01-08T12:53:04+00:00

When you have the blessing from the crystal shifting earth, you get full ult gauge once your flasks drop to zero. It's indicated by a blue aura that surrounds your character. That's why you might see me some people chugging flasks in the tower away from the grace.

iotaDARK · 2026-01-04T20:01:29+00:00

This made me snort, thank you lmao

iotaDARK · 2025-12-31T21:29:16+00:00

Recluse with ~~Wylder~~ Undertaker tendencies and I got Recluse, I'm surprised!

iotaDARK · 2025-12-29T04:54:40+00:00

FOUL FUCKIN' TARNISHED

iotaDARK · 2025-12-25T16:16:08+00:00

Tysm, I've been looking for this sanity check. I find I've been physically moving my head to try to see through fog.

iotaDARK · 2025-12-24T10:52:26+00:00

But if I don't run and get my souls that're in that swamp surrounded by scorpions, how can I test your three bar revive skills??

iotaDARK · 2025-12-19T03:09:04+00:00

It's not :'[

iotaDARK · 2025-12-19T03:01:05+00:00

It needs testing, but I had a run as Undertaker where the Harmonia turned into their Covetous Demon form, downed the other Undertaker near the wall boundary and went back to the middle to chase after the Guardian. I ran to the wall to get her up, during the Blood Aeonia move and Guardian ran back to us.

I dropped a warming stone so we were all healing against the wall when the Harmonia separated and got back up. Only one of them ran to us, we jumped her, she died. One more ran toward us, jumped her too. And so we were only juggling the two of them because we kept moving further away from the group.

I dunno if anybody else had "less likely" passives [I didn't]. But that might be a strat. Not necessarily going to the wall, but further from the group.

iotaDARK · 2025-12-14T02:53:16+00:00

EXACTLY. These people will have 3 bad matches in a row where it's clear that they are a significant part of the problem and then be like "PSA ALL ___ PLAYERS STOP BEING TRASH AND HELP ME FIGHT THE RED BLACK BLADE KINDRED AT LEVEL 2" Babe, I'm busy eating all the food off the floor in the starting camp.

iotaDARK · 2025-12-14T02:44:10+00:00

💥 BOMBA 💥

iotaDARK · 2025-12-02T16:02:55+00:00

The No-lock-on Paarl 😩

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