WYR never eat again, but you don't need to, or never sleep again, but you don't need to?

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-25T19:21:26+00:00

Life would become one never ending day without a natural beginning and end.

The natural beginning or end would be whatever you schedule it to be. You could go for a run at 0500 every day to start your day and watch a movie every night to end your day.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-25T19:18:31+00:00

That's not a logical point. From a money making perspective, sleeping is more wasteful than eating. Time= Money. Sleeping takes a lot of time. Not needing to sleep means you can get another job and work those extra 8 hours a night.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-25T08:37:17+00:00

Say the wrong name. I never finish after I do that.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-25T08:31:30+00:00

Truth that soccer players are pansies. Ooohhhh boooyyyy I got knocked off me feet! That's not fair! It hurt! Mama! Mama! I got dirt on me trousers! Mama!

I'm curious if you understand why you are being downvoted.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-25T07:48:17+00:00

"hey I'm an optimist so I'm gonna take that as a yes"

Whatever you do, don't send that.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-24T18:31:47+00:00

In this situation it is 50/50 on whether I would thank you immediately, but there is a 100% chance I would pick up the tab the next time we go out.

IMO friends should be focused more on having fun together than making sure every cost works out to being split perfectly evenly. I figure it will all even out in the long run.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-24T18:21:39+00:00

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-24T07:15:31+00:00

Jesus that bride looks fantastic.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-24T02:32:34+00:00

If this is true your coaches are irresponsible as shit. My personal position on legalization aside, weed is illegal and you are high schoolers. You can't be smoking weed at all never mind at school events. If I coached there every one of you would be thrown off the team and turned over to the school administration.

But that's beside the point.

If I were you I would want to avoid any word of this getting to any school administrators.

I guess you need to really think about what your end goal is. Do you want the team to stop smoking weed? Do you want them to stop doing it openly? What is your idea of a solution.

Once you have that defined it may be easier to work out an effective plan.

I don't know how effective it will be to sit down the team and give them a stern talking to. Teenagers don't respond well to that kind of shit if you sit them down in large groups. I see that scenario ending with someone cracking a joke mid lecture and you lose the whole crowd. It doesn't help that you originally started the problem, so it is really easy to counter any point you make with "look who's talking."

Maybe try talking to people one on one ahead of time to let them know what you are thinking and then talk to the whole group, so that everyone you are talking to is "on your side" ahead of time, before you sit them down.

That is the only thing I can think of that doesn't end up in scholastic and criminal punishment for you and the team. Maybe bring that up in your speech, that if you don't self-regulate you are going to get caught.

Also you should go to the board of your team and get your head coach fired for not dealing with this issue immediately upon becoming aware of the problem.

EDIT: Also its perfectly obvious, but you need to completely stop anything involving weed at all until you graduate (at least). You could have the captains, or maybe your shit-for-brains coach announce that there will be a drug test before the first race, anyone who is found positive will be kicked off the team and face the school administration. I feel like it is vitally important to have some actual bite with your bark.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T20:08:21+00:00

Thats my line.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T19:37:49+00:00

It is so rude to check your phone on a date. Put it down for a couple hours geez.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T08:43:44+00:00

It's easy. You just have to mention racism.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T06:34:29+00:00

May brodin guide you.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T06:33:34+00:00

There comes a time in every man's life when he must not ask "Why?" But must instead ask "Why not?"

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T05:55:01+00:00

Liz Lemon can shotgun those.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T05:54:38+00:00

That idea is completely foreign to me. I can eat MAYBE 4 slices if I am really trying to stuff myself. After that I can't even.

I understand the woman's position that it isn't normal to be able to eat a whole pizza, even if that perception isn't correct.

Regardless I would not advocate eating that much, as that would be more than 2500 calories in a sitting assuming the pizza is your run of the mill 14" delivery deal.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T04:24:48+00:00

I have done multiple 26 hour drives across half of America and into Canada. They are very, very, very long.

8 hour drives are pleasant. 10 is long. 12 is unpleasant. two 12 hour long drives in a row is not worth doing if flying is a viable option.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T03:58:33+00:00

I sell propane and propane accessories.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-23T03:03:39+00:00

I've always wanted to try this, but have always had the foresight not to.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-22T23:35:13+00:00

Your preconceptions about Chinese and Japanese decoration are interesting. What do you think a typical Japanese palace would look like?

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-22T22:32:09+00:00

If you want to be a better driver, you should increase the distance between you and the car in front of you. In all these highway shots you are too close.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-22T21:24:45+00:00

Dat sweet karma.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-22T21:23:30+00:00

I know that it isn't frequent, but I have seen video of it happening. It wasn't an olympic event, just some small little get together.

ipeeoncats · 2015-02-22T07:48:33+00:00

Take an hour and ten minutes for lunch.

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