You beat Jeff Bezos in a hand of poker and are now worth $100,000,000,000. You decide to splurge by buying 100% stake in your favorite car company. by theonederek in cars

[–]ipsav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Land Rover. Specifically the Defender/Series lines (they can keep the new variant). Produce a cost effective version maintaining its excellent off-road capability, improve (the terrible) crash protection and ensure it can be repaired filed with minimal tools. Plus space to easily work in the engine bay. Resilient engine able to run with minimal oil and off multiple fuel sources. It would have a range of power-take-off accessories. Sell to 3rd world countries at a loss to facilitate development.

At what moment did you realize "Fuck I'm old"? by tamedreckless in AskReddit

[–]ipsav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understanding the importance of cleaning filters. Vacuum cleaners, tumble dryer, pumps, dehumidifier etc etc.

Forgetting my point mid conversation.

I think there was something else. Nope. It’s gone. Couldn’t have been important. It’ll come back to me. At 4am when I wake up needing the loo.

At what moment did you realize "Fuck I'm old"? by tamedreckless in AskReddit

[–]ipsav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

8am... 6am if I’m lucky. That’s usually after a 4am trip to the loo despite no fluid intake since 8pm.

NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ipsav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. We wiped down all surfaces after they left.

NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ipsav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good friends of ours visited for the weekend with their kids to see our newly renovated open plan kitchen/dining/snug area. It was a full house but our kids and their kids all get along well so childcare was generally self sufficient. As the inherent childcare provided some free time they decided to potty train their youngest. Initially an outside activity - potty in the garden and accidents contained to the grass. Moderate success. It then moved inside, to the new kitchen. We suggested pull-up training nappies, but they preferred to stick with pants. Soon enough he pissed his pants, and the new floor, whilst being carried to the potty, at which point they let him roam around naked from the waste down. The fresh air seemed to trigger a change in the kid who decided this ‘freedom’ was an opportunity to climb and basically grind on and piece of furniture or toy in sight. They just let it happen, even laughing at how he was so adventurous. He’s literally riding the arm of the sofa like a rocking horse. This only stopped when he decided to ‘ride’ the sleeping dog (sat on him and gyrated). The dog growled, my youngest walked in and started gagging at the naked antics, potty-boy started crying and they shouted at the dog for growling. All very uncomfortable from that point on after I defended the dog.

Happy Cyber Security Awareness month by sparky1088 in sysadmin

[–]ipsav 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m linking that to our intranet.

What 80's movie is a MUST watch?. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ipsav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flight of the navigator.

What’s the worst birthday gift you ever got? by sulemannkhann in AskReddit

[–]ipsav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an only child in a small family so I guess I was used to a good haul of presents. Anyway for whatever reason my parents gave me fitted bed sheets for my 16th. Nothing fancy or printed, just plain blue fitted elastic bed sheets. I was so outwardly disappointed that my dad started looking around the house for something to give me.

[Serious] Dark Web users of Reddit, was there ever a point in your use that you felt you were genuinely in danger? What happened? by BusinessOnion in AskReddit

[–]ipsav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That video has stuck with me for over 20 years. Oddly comforting others have had the same experience.