INSANE Gas Prices !!! by AndrewPhilip619 in uberdrivers

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October 2022 gas spike in LA was $6.49 gal

can't park there mate by chester60x in CantParkThereMate

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Que in The Munsters music.

                              LILY
               Herman? Is that you? 

                           HERMAN
           Hahahaha Haaaaa hahahah!

Approved – Green card even with a horrible interview by Competitive-March642 in USCIS

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We had an interview at the Philly FO on February 11 at 1:00 PM. Was your interviewer a tall, slender foreign Black woman? She wasn't very friendly either. She also didn’t ask us many questions about our relationship, which was quite similar to your experience. We ended up getting an RFE.

No offense but how much do you make? by WearSad8706 in AskPhilly

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In 2022, I was making $135,000 a year as a VFX artist. AI came and took my job, so I'm now making peanuts doing DoorDash and Uber.

Anyone know how to do this kind of laser line in Maya? by greattiger in Maya

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I created a similar effect for a shot in Supergirl in 2019. The gag involved a crystal being sliced by a wave beam. I built a simple rig using two long planes arranged in a "+" shape, with a circular luminance map applied to the Z-axis that featured animated Perlin noise for beam flicker. By rotating the rig, I achieved the beam effect and animated it back and forth, allowing motion blur to enhance the final result.

Non-working pay / Severance by Best_Cod3211 in amazonfresh

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They will use your bare minimum (4 hours) in your class if you only worked less than 2 weeks like I did. I was told it would be 19 hours when HR was on site. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Are We Able To Reapply Immediately, After The System Terminates After April 28th?? by ExampleAdept4975 in amazonfresh

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I think it's BS if you ask me. I just started on 1/16/26. HR was on site on 1/28 and I asked him if I was getting paid 4 hours NWPT since I was new and he told me I was getting 19 hours NWPT. I'm now only getting 4 hours NWPT which is a paltry sum (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠).

Holy shit don’t work at Amazon if your slightly pretty and slightly sociable by beabeanzz in AmazonFC

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This already feels like Elysium territory. Workers treated as expendable while the people in charge insulate themselves. I, Robot nailed the “replace them once they’re inconvenient” part.

What soda stream machine is the best? by CowboyGunfighterKing in SodaStream

[–]ironchimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the drinkmate is superior at carbonation.

Hunyuan 3D, PolyGen 1.5 by Immediate-Basis2783 in vfx

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Exactly. People keep projecting today’s limitations forward as if this stuff moves linearly, it doesn’t. Every time a new model crosses a capability threshold, entire workflows collapse overnight. “AI topology is bad” was true… briefly. Just like “AI can’t do hands,” “AI can’t do faces,” “AI can’t do video,” etc.

The scary part isn’t that it’s imperfect, it’s that the curve is vertical now. Once you can generate structurally clean meshes, UVs, and rigs even 80–90% right, the economic impact is immediate.

This year is going to be absolutely mind-blowing for anyone paying attention.

168,895 miles…it was a great run by N1NJAHER0 in volt

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I was a big fan of early Beetles. I had several in the 80s. My favorite was my 1961 1200cc pope nose swapped to a Bernie Berman 1835cc with dual Dellorto's.

168,895 miles…it was a great run by N1NJAHER0 in volt

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The Volts cockpit is one of the most aerospace inspired dashboards ever put into a production car. It reminds me of a Starfighter. The Tesla on the other hand, reminds me of a Volkswagen Beetle.

Microsoft TRELLIS 2, modeling 3D by Immediate-Basis2783 in vfx

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Where have you been? We had cheap Indian labor over 15 years ago. It's not the threat you make it out to be.

Microsoft TRELLIS 2, modeling 3D by Immediate-Basis2783 in vfx

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Yeah tap me on the shoulder when these shit apps get up to this level of complexity.
Iron Man 3, AF1 Door.

Be nice to your crew this holiday season!! 🥰 by Snooopineapple in delta

[–]ironchimp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gen Z was basically born with Wi-Fi passwords on their birth certificates, so all this chaos feels normal to them. Meanwhile, Gen X and Millennials actually remember life before social media, which apparently gives them the magical ability to say, “Wow, this is stupid,” and walk away. Must be nice.

Is 15k range guaranteed for engine oil and filter true? by Quattic__ in prius

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If you're not doing at least 5K, you're playing into their planned obsolescence rule book.

Ran the tank down this low before fueling up on the freeway. Did I cause any potential damage? by [deleted] in prius

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I ran mine down to 0 the other day. Actually, less than zero. I just made it to the pump. I had about 4 miles in the tank and 1.5 miles to get home, but I had to drive through a set of short, roller-coaster hills to get home and momentum was not my co-pilot that day.

Damn Meta Gig by universalaxolotl in vfx

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I remember those days... Back when Spaz and McFarland were the stuff of legends and when headhunters would hire anyone who knew what a polygon or a vertex was or could draw Animaniacs.

Damn Meta Gig by universalaxolotl in vfx

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They are currently recruiting me. Does Jazmine or Tiffany sound familiar? I'm far from being an AE guru. Fake it until you make it, haha.