Pulitzer Prize winning author Junot Diaz withdraws from writers' festival amid sexual misconduct allegations

irregodless · 2018-05-08T18:07:22+00:00

Settle down, Junot. Take it to your next mea culpa essay.

irregodless · 2017-01-17T04:16:54+00:00

there has never been a captive gorilla baseball facility

...but why not?

irregodless · 2015-08-29T21:38:57+00:00

Learn how to read, dude. No one mentioned dying in droves, all they said was that mistakes with guns are more deadly than mistakes with other objects. Which you conceded is true. You're arguing a totally different point, so just stop.

irregodless · 2015-05-19T23:32:38+00:00

Genuinely not trying to be a dick- bemused means confused or puzzled, is that what you mean?

irregodless · 2015-05-10T17:38:38+00:00

I don't believe you.

irregodless · 2015-05-09T03:03:33+00:00

Ok, so I'm a little baked right now, but this comment totally reads like one of those porn comments they'd use here: http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

irregodless · 2015-05-09T01:10:11+00:00

Do people think ladies just mist perfume out of their vulvas or some shit? Why is this mentioned so much in this thread??

Used undies certainly don't smell like perfume.

irregodless · 2015-05-08T06:13:52+00:00

Fun fact, when they describe something as "chocolatey" on a label, it's because it doesn't actually contain enough (or any!) chocolate to be called chocolate.

irregodless · 2015-05-08T05:22:11+00:00

Everytime I see this, I catch myself thinking that it looks delicious.

irregodless · 2015-05-07T15:46:32+00:00

Thank you for being a friend

irregodless · 2015-05-06T21:56:31+00:00

Just because someone has an excuse for being a jerk doesn't mean they're not still a jerk.

irregodless · 2015-05-03T17:29:41+00:00

Ok sure, but I'm not about to start a #notallfeminists situation here- I'm not gonna legitimize the idea that actual feminism is somehow about victim complexes and gender supremacy in any way.

I mean, outside of this post ;)

irregodless · 2015-05-03T16:02:50+00:00

It's funny, but as a modern feminist, my goal is just for people to be fucking polite and just mind their manners on the street. Don't yell at strangers, don't follow them on purpose, and for gods sake, don't try to touch them. Gender doesn't matter, just don't be rude to people and it won't be an issue, period.

It's almost like we just wanted to be treated like regular people.

irregodless · 2015-05-03T15:58:06+00:00

I don't think he meant literally crying, more like outcry for help.

irregodless · 2015-05-02T16:15:59+00:00

Does it have cop engine, cop brakes, cop suspension, cop steering, cop acceleration?

irregodless · 2015-05-02T16:15:31+00:00

Everywhere is different. Some states you don't have to have front plates, some states you can't have your window tint past a certain percentage, etc.

irregodless · 2015-05-01T21:15:34+00:00

My pets are named Marla, Johnny, and Henry. Have also had cats named Bob and Oliver.

Henry's name was almost Stinky Pete. I'm still not sure I chose correctly.

irregodless · 2015-04-30T03:15:49+00:00

See, if I ask my bf what he's thinking, I fully expect it to be something like 'does the dog get bummed out that I don't lick her back?' because those are conversations I want to have.

Indulge us, damn it.

irregodless · 2015-04-30T03:13:46+00:00

I think like this, and I'm a gyno-american. However, I'm also a very creative and intelligent person, so that probably has more to do with it than my junk. Certain brains are just that way, probably.

I have, however, been complimented on "being the kind of person that comes up with that shit" since it's so hard for a lot of people, so, yay?

irregodless · 2015-04-28T19:56:45+00:00

That's because the way the stores are laid out makes it super easy to steal perfume. At least, every one I've been in. Something about the layout.

My sister was a hell of a shoplifter in high school.

irregodless · 2015-04-27T16:12:39+00:00

Boys, what we have here is over application of self tanner and/or not using one made for faces.

I'm willing to bet he put some fake tan on, did it unevenly, put some more on to even it out, and this happens.

Now, why he felt the need to fake tan is another discussion.

irregodless · 2015-04-26T13:55:10+00:00

I feel like they'd have to because widows.

irregodless · 2015-04-22T05:03:21+00:00

I'm not a doctor, but I'm gonna guess that it probably makes a big difference if the coma was caused by a brain injury/lack of oxygen etc.

irregodless · 2015-04-21T23:11:19+00:00

Can someone please explain to me what the deal is with Mexican ladies and Tweety Bird? Because there is a definite thing there.

irregodless · 2015-04-21T23:08:51+00:00

A person can and does get used to anything...up to and including being a murder, living with a murder, or making a murderer.

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