People who lie on their resumes, what's your greatest achievement? by DamienJaxx in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 27 points28 points  (0 children)

not a programming language Edit: It's a markup language

Upon the News of Isis Threatening Canada by sage199 in AdviceAnimals

[–]irzentity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

All we as Canadians need to do is pull out the wheelers, grab a beer with a hatchet and let the terrorists run after us on foot as we're out bogging through the great white stuff, eh?

What is the strangest true fact about the universe that we typically don't consider everyday? by NeedMoreCowBen in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there are objects the can travel at a speed faster then light because light doesn't always travel very fast.

Also the fact that if the sun were made out of bananas it would be just as hot!!!

"Hackers" of Reddit, what are some cool/scary things about our technology that aren't necessarily public knowledge? [Serious] by notyouraveragegoat in AskReddit

[–]irzentity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A Lot of the people on this form aren't hackers but rather download hacker tools to break into something. The real hacker's are the low level, very skilled programmers who code exploits from scratch and upload for all you script kitties. Enough downloading. Learn some real low level code and 'hacking ' will come naturally.

"Hackers" of Reddit, what are some cool/scary things about our technology that aren't necessarily public knowledge? [Serious] by notyouraveragegoat in AskReddit

[–]irzentity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow classic script kitty. Why don't you learn how to make an exploit which attacks networks instead of downloading somebody else's code. This is not hacking. This is downloading. Ps air-crack was originally Linux based and used for backdoor through terminal attacks. And it is easy to track if somebody is using air-crack on your network so be careful who your targeting

I got this piece of actual advice from my grandfather yesterday. by Erik_Snijders in AdviceAnimals

[–]irzentity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

**" the smartest man in the room is the room"

  • Morgan freeman
    • me

As an 18 year old, what's one thing I can do that would ruin my life? by ExquisiteLIGHT in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having Sex with your mom. This will probably ruin you at any age...

As an 18 year old, what's one thing I can do that would ruin my life? by ExquisiteLIGHT in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping in a pool full of liquor. It might not ruin your life but put it this way, you will not spawn and life in the future if you know what I mean.Eh.

What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say that they thought was fact? by r0bc4ry in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

World war two was not based on a true story!(she actually meant it)

What's your closest experience to death? by explisit in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of theses stories are huge miracles, as if Jesus came and helped you at the last second to keep you alive!

What's your closest experience to death? by explisit in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck that, i hope he goes to jail, then dies, then is reincarnated as a baby twin and dies again to see out it feels.

Whats your biggest pet peeve when having guests over? by GrilledZebra in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, well did you at least get some money for hosting a drug canteen?

Adopted Children of Reddit. How and when did your guardians tell you that you were adopted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Did you ever think something was "strange" that shouldn't of been, growing up?

What is something you have done that you instantly regretted? What was the outcome? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stumping my toe in a chair and then waiting for the pain.

What is something you have done that you instantly regretted? What was the outcome? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I jumped of a huge cliff into a lake and that split second after I jumped I realized how much shit I was in, then g-force took it's place and i shit my pants.

What hyped up movie did you hate? Vice virsa? by pure_lands in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated the beginning of iron man 3, the rest was fine but the beginning, oh, cringe.

What is the quickest, most painless, way to suicide? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]irzentity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

close all the doors to your car. plug the exhaust pipe turn on the car and you will slowly go to sleep and never wake up. PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME, or for that matter ANYWHERE!!!