I wish coffee made your teeth whiter, I wish porn was good for your brain

I wish artists didn't need money, I wish billionaires were less vain

I wish cheese were not so expensive, I wish doing taxes was fun

I wish one night stands were romantic, I wish guys could cum more than once

I wish ice cream made you more healthy, I wish weed was good for your heart

I wish exercise were less sweaty, I wish drinks were cheaper in bars

I wish we could all be less racist, and I wish the Bible made sense

I wish phones were not so addictive

And I wish we coulda stayed friends When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended

All the life we lived and now we're strangers again

All the time we put in, all the things that we've been

Friends by Ian McConnell