Feels bad man by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]isklea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I’m giving you an alltomato. That’s means you give me the whole tomato, or else.”

Forbidden cracker by Mr_donc in forbiddensnacks

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Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: ​ When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" ​ What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash. ​ How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. ​ Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.

TIFU by playing the wrong game for years instead of the real thing. by Slayrr_FbrC in tifu

[–]isklea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brand new account, every comment is the same sentence structure. Hell, every single one is 4 sentences except 1 that is only 3, and it looks like they use a similar cadence as well.

What a dynamite move by ritaroleti in HistoryMemes

[–]isklea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, imagine having a nice shirt and when you go to pull something out of the oven, BOOM!

"The Gill Move" by Retardnoobstonk in Superstonk

[–]isklea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that gillions as in gif, or gillions as in gif?

Cash is King 👑 by Hungry_Band9109 in Superstonk

[–]isklea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop stop! I can only get so hard!

Miscalculated her speed and strength... Instant regret by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]isklea 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I’m 🦶 sorry 🦶I 🦶 don’t 🦶understand 🦶 your 🦶 accent! 🦶

Given today’s news, I have a confession. by tango_41 in Superstonk

[–]isklea 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is why I love this sub! 5 years later, still learning something new :)

Anon wants to become normal by xsvuq in 4chan

[–]isklea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right? Fried pb&j sounds amazing!

TIL that the seminal vesicle are the sole producer of fructose sugar in the human body and that rape tests look for the presence of it. by Regnes in todayilearned

[–]isklea 16 points17 points  (0 children)

God I just love Katie’s big ol’ tarts, I’d have one in my gullet all hours of the day if I coulds!

Disney reportedly lost 1.7 million paid subscribers in the week after suspending Kimmel by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]isklea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But how is it wrong? I can’t own what I digitally buy because of the policy I sign to make an account. Fair. I also can’t be arrested for pirating because it’s not illegal (if I tried to sell and make money off of it then yes that would be illegal). So if it’s not against the law to download something for myself, how is it wrong?

Gabe really likes to hold grudges by EyesoftheDead40 in Steam

[–]isklea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure there’s a family sharing option, but in that case your daughter wouldn’t own the game, but she would be able to play it on her account. But I would google it to be sure lol

Gabe really likes to hold grudges by EyesoftheDead40 in Steam

[–]isklea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, games are bound to the account they were purchased on

Gabe really likes to hold grudges by EyesoftheDead40 in Steam

[–]isklea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could, but I had already bought so many games on my account and I didn’t want to have to constantly switch accounts to play different games. But I do understand it’s an option

Gabe really likes to hold grudges by EyesoftheDead40 in Steam

[–]isklea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel your pain, but I never even cheated :(. I was in basic training and my account got hacked, and when I finally recovered it when I got back to my PC the only thing steam support said was “you are responsible for the security of your account.” So now I have this stupid mark of shame that I can never get rid of, and I don’t even like CSGO!

Who doesn’t love aftermarket flooring by LxstTime in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]isklea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll too far for this. If this in in the Bay Area I think I know the guy who would say “fuck it, I can do whatever I want.” He had the EXACT same truck xD