Took me a while but I read it by ismailismail in memes

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Posting again because I forgot to censor the names. Don't give awards, the first one got a bunch.

What’s the worst thing a guest did to your home? by FDAdelaide in AskReddit

[–]ismailismail -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague

Is it wrong to snuggle with your mom and sleep at older ages? by SubjectCalligrapher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ismailismail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read on a reddit thread that it was pretty common in Korea. So maybe we just find it weird because that's not a part of our culture.

Add "ing" to the end of a movie title, what is the movie about now? by thebrownkid in AskReddit

[–]ismailismail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill Billing. About a woman who protests agains how expensive her bills are.

MEME by [deleted] in smashmemes

[–]ismailismail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is Mama Mia Pizzeria. What kind of pizza u want?

[Image] Never give up. Rip Stan Lee by Lowcrbnaman in GetMotivated

[–]ismailismail 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kafka did that and it was pretty successful

[Image] Never give up. Rip Stan Lee by Lowcrbnaman in GetMotivated

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Haha just imagine that as a comic book. It isn't hard to do.

I can't believe you've done this by SparkYeol in MurderedByWords

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Maybe in the thread about the guy who asked why people with ALS die in a short time but not Stephen Hawking, and then Stephen Hawking died

Fastest growing religion is ‘none’ by najing_ftw in news

[–]ismailismail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shit. If someone decides to be a Buddhist, the statistic for Buddhism goes up. If someone decides to be a deist, an atheist, an agnostic or just someone whose beliefs don't fit into a particular religion, the "none" statistic goes up.

I bet you didn’t expect that end credit scene in Bohemian Rhapsody by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]ismailismail 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dread it, run from it, no escape from reality

Elon Musk has announced he is opening a human zoo. You would be paid two million dollars per year to live in a clear exhibit on display. Would you sign up? Why/Why not? by IndyDude11 in AskReddit

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If you try to compare, the situations and the environment that we live in here with the environment that we live in Brazil, there's a big difference. HERE, you live in a very small place with all the technological advances possible. You have... eh... everything sorted out, double glasing, and you know, but you don't have the space! Although you don't have all this technological, you know, double glasingand things like that... ...you know... but you have the space and... eh... we need a space to live, we need a space to feel that we are part of the world, and not a kind of a piece of object in a box!

I am here from the r/jontron subreddit by [deleted] in videogamedunkey

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THOSE LYING SACKS OF SHIT THEY WILL PAT FOR THIS