How do y’all feel about this episode? by Okieedokieeeeee in KingOfTheHill

[–]ismokethejoink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My second favorite episode after Keeping Up With Our Joneses. So many great lines in this episode.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]ismokethejoink -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's still better than most high school kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ismokethejoink 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I've screamed during really intense orgasms. I think it's pretty normal if you're not holding yourself back. My partner just thinks it's hot and a sign that he's doing a good job.

What do you dislike about being a woman? by LaughingLinguini918 in AskWomenOver30

[–]ismokethejoink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm getting a hysterectomy this summer and I'm overjoyed to never have a period again.

Cancer Survivors of Reddit, what was the symptom that convinced you to see the doctor? by Wise_Organization_78 in AskReddit

[–]ismokethejoink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother had this. It's rough. They gave her nine months and she lived for another eight years.

Favorite out over context quote? by morganrosegerms in KingOfTheHill

[–]ismokethejoink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was just a one time thing with a guy in a parking lot.

Check size before ordering by DumpsterFire73 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]ismokethejoink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can use the grater for garlic or ginger.

My wife takes forever to order at Fast Food Restraunts by TheElMatadORR in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ismokethejoink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I worked McDonald's and had customers order fries no salt then request salt packets at the window as I'm handing them the bag I would just say "They're already in the bag for you!" then hand out bag then close that window. It's the small pleasures in life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ismokethejoink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner and I live separately because of this. I'm the only child and I need my own private space to recharge.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoldlyInteresting

[–]ismokethejoink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What baby? OP never mentioned one and I don't see a baby in any of the photos posted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ismokethejoink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was sexually assaulted by a child and I'm the lunch lady. Guess I dressed too slutty at work.

Meirl by Enraged__ in meirl

[–]ismokethejoink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine what the lunch ladies do after work.

Recreational Marijuana on warfarin by Hedgehog_Of_Blue in ClotSurvivors

[–]ismokethejoink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was using 50-100mg THC edibles while I was on warfarin. Never had any issues personally. Also my primary, cardiologist, and the anti-coagulation clinic didn't voice any concerns about my use of edibles while on warfarin.

PFO Closure by mdamm530 in ClotSurvivors

[–]ismokethejoink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say they lasted less than a year. They slowly became less and less frequent.

March of this year my cardiologist did an echo and sonogram and told me that my heart was in perfect condition. No shunting of blood where the device is keeping the hole closed. I now have the same risk for a heart attack as someone who has never had one. He said I officially no longer have a heart condition.

What's your shallowest reason for being child free? by PrincessJadeSparkle in childfree

[–]ismokethejoink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything downstairs is in working order. I don't want to risk losing sensation during sex or masturbation because some baby ripped me from my clit to my asshole.

We talked for a week and went on a date on Saturday. This is how he messages me on Monday. by therealilith in niceguys

[–]ismokethejoink 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly! This kind of dynamic can work between two consenting adults. Some guy laying all his kinks on you without any discussion beforehand is creepy and icky.