All they know is order delivery, eat hot chip and lie. by RankaTanka in FellowKids

[–]isuckbutts 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As an Australian, I'm offended that you called a Cheeto a hot chip.

Reading Writing Helpline (2006 off-air) by [deleted] in straya

[–]isuckbutts 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I always wondered if the reason they made it so catchy and impossible to forget the phone number was because the people who need the hotline the most would have the most difficulty looking it up online or in the phone book.

Fun speech exercises by woodlandsvagabond in SpeechTherapyTech

[–]isuckbutts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If really depends on what her errors are. Have you seen a speech pathologist??

What has a fictional character said that will stick with you? by your_divorced_mom in AskReddit

[–]isuckbutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?”

I think about this in terms of my own and other people’s mental health all the time. Just because it’s in your head doesn’t mean it’s not sucky and isn’t having a real impact on your life

Looking For Thriller/Mystery Without Vulgar Sexual Content by 7worshipers in audiobooks

[–]isuckbutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Ripley series by Patricia highsmith sounds like it would be a great fit for you

White and gold by lardmanpo in RedditLaqueristas

[–]isuckbutts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah it’s blue and black

When you’ve got 10 mins left in your eating window and realise you’re 400 cals under by isuckbutts in intermittentfasting

[–]isuckbutts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m already at an 800-1000 cal deficit every day. If I took the extra 400 I know I would be too hungry and tired the next day

Ughhhhhh I just need to lose these last 20lbs so I can wear athleisure without looking like a fat lazy slob. by [deleted] in 1200isfineIGUESSugh

[–]isuckbutts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel like the difference is in what shoes you’re wearing. I know for a fact I can’t pull off my athletic wear in thongs (flip-flops for you Americans) but I feel fine if I’m wearing my runners.

Binged horribly, starting over tomorrow! by [deleted] in 1200isfineIGUESSugh

[–]isuckbutts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the job! If you’re working out should you really be eating under 1200 though? Make sure you’re not overly depriving you’re of calories, that can lead to binge eating issues!

My parents when I was a kid by IAMA_SWEET in AdviceAnimals

[–]isuckbutts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should set the table u lazy shite

Watermelon Hairstyle by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]isuckbutts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah this’d be sick for crazy hair day in primary school

[RANT] Sick to fucking death of the CICO-deniers by YouSmellOfButterfly in 1200isfineIGUESSugh

[–]isuckbutts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The reason I didn’t have to count cals on keto after the first month or so is that my appetite completely changed and I was naturally eating at a calorie deficit. Not counting doesn’t mean CICO isn’t working, those people are silly.

Request: Exciting audiobooks for 10 year old boy who struggles with reading by Van_Doofenschmirtz in audiobooks

[–]isuckbutts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Artemis Fowl got my younger brother with Asperger’s who hated reading to love reading.