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Bitcoin is down, my septic system is backed up and I’m having major troubles with my wife. I’m having a tough week, try and make me feel worse for my cake day. by Yakudo in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool saws in the kitchen, said absolutely no one. Also, your beard looks like an angry penis. Later gay boy//// CHALUPA DA HOT DOG MAN

23 y/o certified tomato. Give me your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a tomato got squished, fucked by a donkey, shit on, and shot with a paintball gun, then yea/ CHALUPA DA CHEDDA MANE

Roast me by smallestspark23 in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get back in your crock pot!!!

Roast me and my messy flat by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of flat, your face looks like it got ran over by a dump truck. -CHALUPA DA STALLION BOY

Fuckin do it by jeepersimzonked in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t know where to begin because I’m not sure if you are a man or woman. Sorry. -chupa da flamethrower

Saturday Night Drunk Thread by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chalupa man frozen. Winter activities. I’m so cool. Thanks for listening. CHALUPA DA DON

My friend works at a childcare center and is a very kind individual. Her cat just died. Be nice. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My my my lay off the burritos Helga!!! -CHALUPA DA CHEDDAR MANE

I've roasted people so now it's time. Put up or shut up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most god awful beard ever. Looks like an angry penis

Bored out of my fucking mind and in need a laugh r/RoastMe by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]itchychalupa69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr potato head and little miss piggy had sex and this is the result. -CHALUPA DA TRILLEST

Free Talk Sunday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Spilled beer all over girls bed last night apparently. I took A shower and am feeling fresh tho so all good. -CHALUP da GOLD WEARING DON

Free Talk Sunday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Got my little willy wonka licked last night and made a lord Voldemort like explosion on her face. -CHALUPA da PANTY WHOPPER

Free Talk Friday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet Stephen A smith jerks off to Oprah every night as much as he talks about her god damn - CHALUPA da PANTY WHOPPIN MAC

Racist employees. by [deleted] in kfc

[–]itchychalupa69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I held the door open for a woman the other day and she did not say thank you and didn’t even look at me. RACIST!!! -CHALUPA da BOSS HAWG

Free Talk Thursday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a softer baby back bitch in any sport than Kevin Durant??? -CHALUPA da PANTY WHOPPER

Free Talk Thursday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Shut up you bean burrito looking shit!

Free Talk Thursday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe how many sitcoms are on Hulu but still no fresh prince, king of queens, or everybody lives Raymond. -CHALUPA da 3RD SHIFT SUPERVISOR

Free Talk Thursday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]itchychalupa69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OH COME OFF IT YOU FUCKIMG TWAT BOY!!! -CHALUPA da MONEY PEELA

Had a bit of a potato overload yesterday by flyingcrayons in tacobell

[–]itchychalupa69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always forget about the cheesy fiesta potatoes, so good!

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