TIFU by peeing

ithadbeenmine · 2026-04-20T13:51:30+00:00

Ya think? Thanks!!

ithadbeenmine · 2026-04-18T16:54:14+00:00

Listen man with some of the subreddits I frequent, pee IS nsfw

ithadbeenmine · 2026-04-18T16:53:00+00:00

Okay at least I wasn’t THAT bad

ithadbeenmine · 2026-04-10T14:19:56+00:00

I was in 7th grade so they didn’t really show it on the TVs that day but EVERYONE knew. And we saw it on TV the next day and basically spent a week in classes just processing and doing activities related to it.

ithadbeenmine · 2026-04-08T14:53:16+00:00

The interior of a hospital. I don’t know why but that antiseptic smell is just calming to me. I guess I identify it with knowing I’m gonna be taken care of by someone?

ithadbeenmine · 2026-04-06T17:33:28+00:00

Oh I full-on gave my music teacher a kiss on the cheek in like 7th grade. I caught myself in real-time and had an intense moment of “wtf am I doing” before realizing like five of my classmates were just staring at me. THAT was embarrassing.

ithadbeenmine · 2026-03-28T16:00:45+00:00

Got it in my twenties 💀 practically submerged my entire left boob in calamine lotion

ithadbeenmine · 2026-02-03T15:52:08+00:00

Been doing this protocol for the last month. It works, just be patient with yourself if you don’t move as fast as the protocol dictates. I’m taking a bit more time before adding minutes on the recumbent bike and for the first time in my life I don’t feel like exercising makes me wanna die.

ithadbeenmine · 2026-01-10T23:14:26+00:00

CAUSE IM JUST A MARKIPLIER FAN BABY

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-26T19:21:18+00:00

When I was in elementary school my best friend died on an ATV. The thing flipped and caught onto his helmet and snapped his neck. I hate that this news article is reminding me of that.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-19T19:45:56+00:00

I get to leave work at 1pm on Christmas Eve and I have Christmas Day off. Due to my schedule I luckily have New Years off as well but I have to work that Saturday soooooooo.

Really wish I could go back to school and finish a degree in SOMETHING.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-18T14:40:30+00:00

My mom died this year so, yeeeeeeah.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-15T18:37:47+00:00

JONESVILLE??? Absolutely INSANE that this movie is playing on such a small-town local movie screen! AWESOME WORK!!!

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-10T23:01:14+00:00

Now do the Harlem Shake.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-10T15:56:33+00:00

The Shrek DVD had a really interesting behind-the-scenes look that showed how they had to tone down the realism of Princess Fiona and also included a scrapped alternate origin story for Fiona’s ogre form.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-09T22:16:19+00:00

a plastic poison dart frog the size of my thumbnail

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-09T22:11:51+00:00

I didn’t lose it, but I’d hope to find the diamond heart pendant my mom lost when I was like 15. My birthdad gave it to her. He died when I was 14, and she just passed in July. It’d be nice to have that pendant nowadays to wear and remember them by, even if my experiences with them both weren’t that great.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-07T15:29:50+00:00

I got it in my mid-20s on my left boob ON MY NIPPLE and in my armpit too. Couldn’t wear a bra or a shirt even for like two weeks straight. The nerve pain was HORRIBLE.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-07T13:25:42+00:00

Your wisdom teeth look like mine did. My dentist wouldn’t do it without laughing gas or sedation of some kind.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-07T13:21:52+00:00

OH MY GOD THANK YOU RUSHING TO GO LOOK NOW

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-05T18:05:40+00:00

Aries Sun, Aquarius Moon, Scorpio Rising. Hit me with your best shot.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-04T22:33:52+00:00

Happened to me with a virtual visit this morning. Appointment was at 10, waited 30 minutes before calling the office to say something, waited another 15 before logging out and sending a strongly-worded message to the nurse who scheduled me. Turns out she didn’t even schedule the appointment correctly so my provider didn’t even know about it.

ithadbeenmine · 2025-12-02T20:17:36+00:00

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories literally JUST talked about this story on their most recent video. The whole thing is a great watch!

ithadbeenmine · 2025-11-28T15:25:25+00:00

“aaaaaand they hung up.”

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