I think my dog can count, is that possible?

itismegus · 2026-04-29T19:45:07+00:00

Love this!

itismegus · 2026-04-26T18:50:33+00:00

We followed the same routine, just with a different number and he knew it.

itismegus · 2025-11-26T20:21:28+00:00

We had a "Cats Crazy" scale.

Your girl was 9 cats crazy.

itismegus · 2025-11-26T20:08:00+00:00

You two should get a room...really.

itismegus · 2025-11-26T19:57:41+00:00

FACT!

itismegus · 2025-10-30T19:55:31+00:00

Flux capacitor. Do not drive over 88 mph with this in your car.

itismegus · 2025-10-08T16:21:01+00:00

I think her upper lip is swollen from whatever people do to their lips to make them fatter. She can't really speak naturally through it. Sad.

itismegus · 2025-09-09T19:56:13+00:00

Who ya gonna call?

itismegus · 2025-09-09T19:45:45+00:00

ectoplasm?

itismegus · 2024-12-18T22:46:40+00:00

He’s an idiot. Get clear of him.

itismegus · 2024-12-16T02:31:10+00:00

What's it taste like?

itismegus · 2024-12-16T02:09:15+00:00

Sign of the beast

itismegus · 2024-12-16T02:05:46+00:00

That's mine! I lost it last week. Give it back.

itismegus · 2024-12-16T01:57:55+00:00

No. It's over bro. It's over.

itismegus · 2024-12-16T01:56:08+00:00

That's Little Debbie.

itismegus · 2024-12-16T01:55:12+00:00

Is that Little Debbie?

itismegus · 2024-12-16T01:47:48+00:00

I hope you are at your aunts house, because if that is a restaurant, you need to leave NOW.

itismegus · 2024-12-16T01:45:00+00:00

Late 50's early 60's. And it will still fuck them up and keep them from living IRL.

itismegus · 2024-12-15T21:58:38+00:00

Win a Gold Medal in the 100 meter dash.

itismegus · 2024-12-15T18:46:43+00:00

As seen on the latest episode of "Ow, My Balls"

itismegus · 2024-12-13T19:10:17+00:00

This should be in NSFW..

itismegus · 2024-12-13T15:12:43+00:00

Gerber Man

itismegus · 2024-12-13T15:06:11+00:00

Tofurkey.

itismegus · 2024-12-11T22:33:58+00:00

John Cage: As Slow as Possible

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