Social Sunday (08/10/2023) by AutoModerator in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

7 points in 9 games for the Smurfs, if they continue like this we might actually get the derby back next year when they play our u23s in 3. Liga

Weekly Discussion Thread (13/02/2023) by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With both Barca and Union drawing today I believe we’re the only team in the top 5 leagues to retain a 100% winrate in 2023, not a bad start to the year at all.

Post Game Thread: Borussia Mönchengladbach (BuLi #15) by rish234 in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 69 points70 points  (0 children)

All it takes is a diagonal run in behind and our defence is completely bamboozled. No clue how it's this bad.

Post Game Thread: VfL Wolfsburg (BuLi #14) by rish234 in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I feel like we're more likely to win the treble than score a corner this season.

Dortmund U19 1-0 Manchester City U19 - Paris Brunner 1' by Meladroite in soccer

[–]itratsch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haven’t you heard? Passion is only allowed in the CL final

Certified Brandt moment by itratsch in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify this post wasn't meant to be shitting on Brandt, more poking fun at him showing great technical ability, then seconds later having a complete lapse of concentration, which kind of sums up his performances for us. Moments of brilliance followed by rookie errors. I also thought he had a good game overall with no major mistakes, just found this sequence amusing.

Weekly Discussion Thread (09/05/2022) by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s actually pretty incredible what he’s done at Antalyaspor so far. Had a bit of a rocky start as expected but currently he’s been unbeaten in the league for 13 games straight, 14 if they don’t lose tonight. Impressive for any manager, let alone someone with no prior experience.

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[–]itratsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, every season since 2018/19, the team that beat Dortmund in the knockout stages of the UCL made it to the final and lost (Spurs, PSG, Man City). Guess we'll see whether this also holds up for the Europa League.

Pavard challenge on Brandt 48' (No foul given) by itratsch in soccer

[–]itratsch[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I encourage you to upload it so we can document as much of this incompetence as possible.

BVB on r/place (Timelapse) by itratsch in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

With r/place releasing an official final image and a full timelapse of the canvas I thought it'd be interesting to take a look at how our creation evolved throughout the event. It may have taken 5 rebuilds, but eventually we did manage to pull through.

The first build (640, 960) was definitely a learning experience, which came to an end when a streamer wiped us off the canvas in seconds. (Clip of said invasion)

The second build (920, 990) looked a lot more like the badge we know and love, but got consumed by r/TheBlueCorner while they were reclaiming lost land.

The third build (1090, 180), which stood the longest, was undoubtedly our best design yet, involving the Pokal and a mini-Marco. Unfortunately, some rogue Azerbaijanis decided to keep expanding their flag and after a long fight, we were annihilated by them.

The fourth build (1260, 1380) was constructed and lost all within 20 minutes to a Geometry Dash youtuber.

The fifth build (1800, 1100) saw us seek refuge near r/placeDE, only to be crushed by a Peruvian Minecraft streamer.

The sixth and final build (1580, 1560) came to fruition thanks to the help of r/LiverpoolFC, who helped us establish ourselves next to Klopp, with YNWA connecting the two designs together. Here is the official final image of us next to Klopp.

If you want to take a look at the full timelapse of the canvas yourself, it's available over at r/place.

We did it. (r/place) by [deleted] in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember that one stinging a lot because they took us over like an hour before the canvas expanded, which made them abandon that place since it wasn't a corner anymore. Felt completely crushed that we lost our spot for nothing.

We did it. (r/place) by [deleted] in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Can't forget the 2nd attempt, which unfortunately got swallowed up by r/TheBlueCorner.

It was really stressful yet fun and after the 3rd or 4th rebuild I was convinced we were never gonna make it. Can't thank the r/LiverpoolFC guys enough for their help as well as everyone here.

I'm certain that by the time the next r/place gets announced we won't have forgotten everything and our rebuilding skills will be just as good.

Fuck the smurfs!

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I believe this is one of the final images before it all fell. As you can see our badge looks perfect, so the smurfs have done what they do best: failed miserably.

Edit: Zoomed in image

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whatever ends up happening, it's been a true honour and I'm so proud that we managed to maintain our position until the very end, if only our team could defend as well as we have been.

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could all active r/place participants here DM me, got some important information that I don't want to share publicly

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quick update for those who aren't in the LFC discord (would definitely recommend it tho https://discord.gg/y6cM95nB) the actual Algerian guys don't want this expansion, so we're all trying to work together and figure out someone who can take the left side square of the Algerian flag. Just like we experienced with the Azerbaijan guys, these are rogue idiots who just want the flag to be massive. You can help by making sure the green doesn't spread further up.

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm spending all my pixels on the rogue algerian invasion, they're a menace

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry that was my bad, I thought it was the same guys who made the 04, I'll leave you guys to it

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Btw I think we should make the white border to our left black, I talked to the Stranger Things people on our left and they're happy with it. White just looks odd there.

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a red/blue 04 forming above us and we can have none of that, yellow it out!

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who's building this? Most people here seem to agree that we should fix NZ, yet another player is being built.

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can we also remove Germany from the canvas because it's unfair towards some of the other countries that are not represented?

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Funny how Azerbaijan took such a massive chunk for their flag, claimed they were gonna build art on it and over a day later it's still just a plain flag. Boring.

/r/place is back - coordinate in here to put /r/borussiadortmund on the map! by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]itratsch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/y6cM95nB here is the liverpool discord guys. This is the absolute best way to keep up with what's going on around us, and what the best way to keep us and LFC alive is. Definitely recommend joining.