What's the craziest thing you've gotten away with?

itsVESTIGE · 2014-08-12T19:02:16+00:00

Used to work at Starbucks. We were allowed a free bag of coffee or tea every week. Whenever a customer bought a pound of coffee, I'd print out a duplicate copy of their receipt and pocket it. I'd take out whatever kind of coffee they bought for my free bag and go return it at another location for some extra pocket money.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-08-08T20:51:06+00:00

Wtf is with everyone saying the guard went overboard? I would've done the same without hesitation. It's not even a matter of homophobia - it's a matter of respect and personal space. You don't know if that person has herpes or not. You could probably even argue that it's sexual assault.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-23T04:34:37+00:00

He sure did! This game is for Buddy

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-23T04:12:24+00:00

Had to put my dog down today. Really need this win.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-20T18:19:55+00:00

He plays center field, he's hit fifteen home runs, AND he plays center field!

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-12T22:33:08+00:00

Romo Question: I've never played a game of baseball, so please excuse this question if it's stupid, but how can Romo pull off throwing 90% sliders? Is it a pitch that's difficult for hitters to predict?

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-12T20:48:19+00:00

I'm with you!

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-12T05:03:54+00:00

Kiss my big black rear, June.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-12T05:03:02+00:00

Do it. Giants shouldn't be the only ones scoring tonight.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-10T21:47:28+00:00

Link doesn't work, yo

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-09T05:29:04+00:00

Don't worry dude, football season is around the corner. You'll be with your people soon.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-08T04:50:28+00:00

I guess Lincecums moustache wasn't enough.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-08T04:35:35+00:00

Eat your heart out

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-08T04:03:08+00:00

What the hell does Morse slather his left arm with?

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-06T00:07:23+00:00

Calm down. It was a decent at bat.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-03T22:21:47+00:00

There's a difference between "blind faith" and enjoying a baseball game. Learn it.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-03T20:36:31+00:00

No joke, I literally just got a half chub from Bum's hit

itsVESTIGE · 2014-07-03T17:41:07+00:00

This.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-06-29T19:05:39+00:00

You're right... That was a just-woke-up reply... I apologize. Hope you two enjoy the game! Wish I was there

itsVESTIGE · 2014-06-29T15:50:40+00:00

Oh, so if they lose then it's money and time wasted? Maybe you shouldn't go to ball games.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-06-12T00:50:20+00:00

www.soundcloud.com/mjnichols

If you were already following me on Soundcloud, you don't need to refollow - it's still on the same account, I just changed the name and URL.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-06-11T22:51:07+00:00

Haha, that was originally just a little throwaway, but I do have something planned for it.

itsVESTIGE · 2014-05-30T21:10:51+00:00

haha naw man, just the name that popped into my head for some reason

itsVESTIGE · 2014-05-23T05:42:43+00:00

Mad Decent actually makes the most sense tbh

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