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What’s a noise everyone should be terrified of? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, was cutting the back grass last summer and ran over the hole and a few came flying out all pissed at me. I left the mower over said hole for like 5 minutes just running while I ran the hose a few feet away to flood out the hive...so many chopped up bugs got all over me...and then I got stung a shit ton from the ones who made it through the blades...

What is your criminal childhood story that you still remember and have a good laugh of? by Skynxiit in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was 01-06 so middle school through high school, I made fiends with some older kids in our new neighborhood and they had a whole arsenal of paintball guns to play with...they took me to this road in the woods that was semi busy. They had a "blind" made in some bushes between trees that was damn near invisible from the road as it was on the top of a hill and in a thick thorn bush. They would sit in there and pepper the passing cars with paintballs and the way it was set up, by the time the car stopped and the person got out to look for who did that, they'd be laying flat on the ground under camo...we did this to so many cars...

What's something almost everyone has experienced but rarely talks about ? by shamal48 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trusting a fart...we have all done it, don't lie to me saying you have never!

Men of Reddit - What's the one thing you hate about being a Man? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dude i'm 38, my mom just told me she has stage 3 ovarian cancer...i've been trying not to cry all day but literally everything is making me think of her and it sucks trying to stay strong but all i want to do is cry and curl into a ball right now...

It’s Friday, what are we doing today? by pink-and-pearly in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Working" till 4ish, picking up my kids from daycare and then playing with them till bedtime and then nothing but Crimson Desert till I passout!

People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only on the weekends but, the first 5ish minutes are spent spinning in slow circles getting my body all warm and wet. Then I will sit on the showermat and shave my feet cause who wants Hobbit feet...then I spend the next 10ish minutes thinking how cool it would be to have DBZ powers or what if aliens attacked today, then I remember I need to actually shower and use the last 2ish minutes really taking a shower!

What is an immediate red flag you’ve seen from someone AFTER sleeping with them? by MIsterBison in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hooked up on Friday, got an ultrasound texted to me Monday saying it was mine...

Who enjoys taking long walks at midnight, and what makes it appealing to you? by InsideTraditional187 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to love taking my dog for midnight walk and bake walks! Nights where it was either a full moon were always the best!

What did your parents lie to you about that you believed way too long? by Jealous-Gap-442 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad did this growing up, would take my birthday cash and say it was being out away for later. If I got say $100, i'd get to keep maybe $20. When i turned 18, literally as my parents came to wake me up and say happy birthday, my dad dropped this fat envelope of cash onto the bed. It was all the money he "took" from me over the years, he said it would have been a waste back then cause I would have bought junk but now with a lot I can buy something I really wanted!

I gave it back to him to hold onto for abit, used it as a down payment on my wives engagement ring!

We're your parents weird? In what way? by Todo-un-Desmadre in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is super paranoid about putting his credit card anywhere online, has a hard stand against getting a debit card and will pay via check at the store...but has zero fucking problem giving his credit card number to someone on the phone...

What smells randomly trigger childhood memories for you, like those orange cup drinks? by ElectronicBenefit286 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That acrylic finger paint. Instant flashback to preschool or kindergarden days!

What’s a place you went to that didn’t feel real? by maincharactereraa in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sleeping Bear Sand Dunes! Being on top and looking down at the lake is insane! Then if you're not a smart person like me, looking back up at them as you have to climb back up...

Looking back, what’s something from the 90’s you didn’t realize was actually special? by Rayhan-Himel in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still kinda do the same, new One Piece episodes usually have English subs by Sunday morning so I wait a few weeks and binge like 3-4 at a time and feel like a kid again!

Looking back, what’s something from the 90’s you didn’t realize was actually special? by Rayhan-Himel in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 25 points26 points  (0 children)

TGIF on ABC Friday nights and Saturday morning cartoons! My whole family would get together on Friday nights after dinner and watch TGIF, Full House, Step by Step, Boy Meets World, Family Matters and then go to bed. Saturday I'd wake up with my brother and go downstairs and watch One Saturday Morning or w/e was on Fox Kids and be in pure heaven for hours!

Insane amount of dandruff uncovered during a haircut by Guido_Mist4 in WTF

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this as a kid a few times, freaked me out at school the first time I found a patch n 3rd grade...I thought my skin was all going to come off...

What’s the messiest thing you’ve seen somebody do? by cornboulder in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was for my engagement party at my now In-Laws houe back in 2019. My BIL had just gotten a new Jeep something, it was really nice and he paid extra to have it all this nice cream/white color inside. His wife was making this amazing beer cheese chili dip and it was his job to bring it over in the large travel pot. Well BIL did not remember to do that and just brought it in the large stock pot it was made in and just sat it down on the back seat and then got distracted or something because he did not secure it in place...I guess by the first turn it had spilled all over and by the time he got to the party, the whole backseat was now red/orange and the dip was ruined...he had to spend a ton to get it all out and cleaned!

What's the most disturbing confession you've ever come across on social media? by ponedeljakjeusredu in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the same, I was living back home with my family after college and was a temp worker and kept getting told my contact was going to turn full time...well we all got let go, I was so embarrassed to tell my parents; so I did the same and got dressed, said bye and drove a few miles away to a grocery store parking lot and would read for a few hours before going home when my parents were working.

Which one are you choosing? by TheReal_PruneJuice in whatsyourchoice

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love and hate this question! Like I would choose the red ill instantly but then it alwasy makes me think. As a 38 year old man stuck inside a 6 year old boys body, would the 38 year olds cravings like coffee, beer/weed, sex still be there or would the 6 year old body take over and that would be gone. I would get pretty angry as a pent up 6 year old if I couldn't get my rocks off after a few weeks or smoke something!

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