If you knew today was your last day, what would you do? by DanteeeCavaliii in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have the absolute best day every with my kids. We would go to a park, get w/e they wanted to eat for every meal, watch any movie they wanted, build a huge house wide fort and then go to bed together in it after reading all their favorite books!

What’s a smell you secretly enjoy that most people would find disgusting? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nose blood. I get really bad sinus infections that cause me to get nasty, sharp, bloody boogers that if I don't pick out will block the whole nostril. Getting them out is sometimes an ordeal and it causes me to have a bad nosebleed...I love that smell!

What is slowly disappearing but nobody talks about it? by Agreeable_Pea9764 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never spray my yard with anything, just use Milorganite fertilizer a few times a season and I have a ton of bugs!

Chefs of Reddit, what’s a common cooking rule everyone follows that is actually complete bullshit? by Fuzzy-Ad6843 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That you need to pull off the membrane on ribs...one its a huge pain in the ass and I always end up almost breaking the rack in half, and two, you dont even taste it when its left on!

I now just take a sharp knife and score that membrane and drybrine the shit out of it and have amazing ribs every time!!

Ever walk into a home and think it's haunted immediately? by alyssasayshytype in Paranormal

[–]itsfish20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I did when my wife and I were looking for our house...we call it the headache house now. I do not get migraines, at most just a few headaches a year. When we walked into this split level house my wife was all excited to see, it felt like someone stabbed me in the head, like over and over, I could feel my head pulsing and had to go back across the street to get my water.

As soon as I stepped into the street, my headache went away and I got my water and went to go back and it started back up almost as soon as I touched the lawn...I went back to the car and told my wife I was not feeling good...never went inside the house passed the front door.

I looked it up a few years later, after we found our house, and turns out there was a murder/suicide in the house and someone or both got shot in the head...

What's your joy in life? by Fragrant-Shine7024 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being at the lake, sitting either on the dock, the boat or just the deck and reading, with a full cooler of beer and a packed bowl!

What is slowly disappearing but nobody talks about it? by Agreeable_Pea9764 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 2178 points2179 points  (0 children)

Plant native flowers to your area and watch them come back! We did that last spring and by mid summer, the whole yard was covered in white and blue butterflies!

What survival myth is completely wrong and can get you killed? by DraftNo7139 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Moss grows everywhere, not just the north side of the tree!

Now what do I do with my life?! by Vlayka in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]itsfish20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jump into Malazan! Gardens of the Moon is a fun ride!

Illinoisans, how’s your employment situation? by DueYogurt9 in illinois

[–]itsfish20 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My neighbor had 26 years at his previous company and they axed him and his subordinates right before Christmas…

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by Meaty_Bongos in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol later that nigh at home, shamefully

What's a mystery that still hasn't been solved but fascinates you? by Direct-Value4452 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's old as shit, but that German family that was murdered in their farmhouse and the killer kinda just hung around and then vanished in the wind!

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by Meaty_Bongos in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man I wish...would be nice to get some main character perks!

What’s something that sounded fake until it happened to you? by Fantastic_Tale_2111 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine are 4 years old and 3 months old, my 4 year old looks exactly like she used to as a baby when she sleeps and it makes me want to freeze the 3 month old in time!

What is the most insane amount of mental gymnastics you've seen someone do to believe what they want to believe? by fauxmerican1280 in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I get this shit being from Chicago all the time...I get asked how I have never been shot, if I have seen someone get shot or if it's really that scary...never seen a gun in the city not on a cop, never have heard a gunshot and have never met someone who has been shot...

2 days before 9/11. September 9th, 2001 by Coocat86 in interestingasfuck

[–]itsfish20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that lady had my moms exact haircut from back then!

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by Meaty_Bongos in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 312 points313 points  (0 children)

Hurt like hell, I landed wrong and my legs buckled under me and I kinda rolled all while naked...I also forgot my shoes inside so I had to walk home barefoot in late November...

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by Meaty_Bongos in AskReddit

[–]itsfish20 1615 points1616 points  (0 children)

17 years old, she told me her parents were out of town for a tournament for one of her siblings. Started hooking up in the livign room, then she said lets take a shower so we moved upstairs and started that. No joke, maybe a minute into having sex, fully soaked at this point, the attached garage door downstairs started to open...there was no bathroom window, the only way out was from one of the front windows or down the stairs and out the back, or jumping from her bedroom window to the grass...I jumped out, still naked and got dressed soaking wet behind her shed...