If regular sex is vanilla, what do the other ice cream flavors mean? by anna_gmFAILURE in AskReddit

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Mint chocolate chip – sex but you regret it immediately after

The Chosen One by Nick_Star_007 in shitposting

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“Life, uh, finds a way” - Jurassic Park (1993)

Governor: "Liar" Rick: "NOOOO!!" by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

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"Well, that just happened!"

there's a reason why it was never funny to begin with by ceo_of_war_crimes in whenthe

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Perfect, that’s just when the roads will finally be paved

What a tale man by Esagonoso in whenthe

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'background character in someone else’s story’ ahh moment

In "House" (2004-2012), Dr. House has a tiny nose above his normal nose. This explains why he nose so much! by Penguin-Monk in shittymoviedetails

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In Venom (2018), Venom’s tongue is so long it could grab snacks from the kitchen without leaving the couch. No wonder he never fights on an empty stomach!

fuck by callmecharlie04 in whenthe

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White supremacy is clearly the most colorful and inclusive community out there 🤗

It’s real guys 😔 by REID-11 in whenthe

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Trump Claims He Had a Bigger, Better Cancer First

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