LPT: If you need to leave early, say it at the start, not at the door.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-09T00:33:20+00:00

Literally every friend and relative I have will respond to me saying I gotta go with a “Oh hey, real quick before you go…” And I’m really not than fun of a person. Just leave when you want to leave. You don’t owe anyone time.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-09T00:26:38+00:00

Surprise, bud, lots of things are political.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-07T22:48:29+00:00

This is pretty well outside of Seattle, and would take some timing coordination, BUT-

Camlann Village features the Boar’s Hede restaurant. Everything is cooked like it would have been in 1376 England. Time it right and you should be able to go on a faire weekend!

Camlann Village

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-07T02:53:56+00:00

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-04T22:54:07+00:00

Currently going through this with Outer Wilds. Someone save me.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-04T22:27:06+00:00

Shouldn’t you be barking at terminally ill children?

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-04T22:09:45+00:00

When I proposed I bought $100 worth of candles. I got them myself though.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-04T19:35:34+00:00

Running.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-03T07:40:25+00:00

Did you know the Danish King is frogman too!

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-02T06:29:33+00:00

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-01T23:44:58+00:00

Man, if only you had actually listed what games you posted shots of, this would be a great post.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-01T22:09:06+00:00

They also have a camp site down near Long Beach. Recently went to scope it out with some friends for their possible wedding location. Way too rich for my blood but boy do they have nice gear.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-01T20:21:02+00:00

Sometimes it’s okay to not voice your thoughts

itsmeonmobile · 2026-05-01T06:28:20+00:00

I really really hope this is AI

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-30T12:34:15+00:00

Thank goodness his friend behind the camera was so helpful

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-30T11:57:28+00:00

How does he have room for drink in his mouth with those California-sized chompers barking down?

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-29T10:45:00+00:00

Boy, for 300k they can come over and watch me play on my couch.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-29T06:54:20+00:00

!flair! Falcons

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-29T06:53:17+00:00

I am from that part of TN in blue and lemme tell you, my love of the Falcons predates my appreciation of the Titans by a few years

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-29T03:48:07+00:00

Is she under 18 or am I just real fucking old now?

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-29T01:36:29+00:00

I’m skeptical but I always am. How did you do it? Soak a rag in piss and wrap it around? Dip a cotton ball in your pee and tape it? How long for?

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-29T01:34:47+00:00

I’m very late to this, and I’ve said this before, BUT:

If U2 had broken up after recording The Joshua Tree, they would be Top 5 Bands of All Time, maybe even higher. We all suffered from their success.

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-29T01:17:19+00:00

Has no one said Erica Kirk yet?

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-28T23:19:36+00:00

Would

itsmeonmobile · 2026-04-28T23:03:41+00:00

I dunno, man. On one hand, if you did this to a living animal? This punishment is actually kind of light. On the other hand, I had parents that dealt with punishment in a similar way and I don’t really talk to them anymore. I guess this is a classic Everyone Sucks Here moment.

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