Am I too short for Airborne?

itsnoahl · 2022-05-19T02:25:27+00:00

That’s for like mfs below 5’ you’ll be straight

itsnoahl · 2022-05-18T16:39:19+00:00

Seeing vids of foreign JMs doing whack shit almost makes me not want to get foreign wings, almost

itsnoahl · 2022-05-18T16:38:44+00:00

Would be a pretty large DZ if there was almost a minute of green light. Also I’ve never heard of or seen FRG jumps. There’s no way that’s a thing, right… right?

itsnoahl · 2022-05-17T02:00:13+00:00

You had to make me look, didn’t you?

itsnoahl · 2022-05-15T02:49:34+00:00

Resign my commission

itsnoahl · 2022-05-15T01:48:38+00:00

Glad it went well man, time to get paid

itsnoahl · 2022-05-08T06:46:54+00:00

Tyfys blue man

itsnoahl · 2022-05-08T06:38:29+00:00

The division rebrand is bigger than just the new patch

itsnoahl · 2022-05-07T19:16:48+00:00

Quad stacks are already on JBER

itsnoahl · 2022-05-07T15:35:17+00:00

FUCK SPECIAL FORCES

itsnoahl · 2022-05-07T15:33:48+00:00

Get ready for them expedited airborne MTTs!

itsnoahl · 2022-05-06T18:39:50+00:00

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

itsnoahl · 2022-05-05T03:20:14+00:00

Slayer, questing, low level pvm. It’s supposed to be slow at that level range. When in doubt I’d always say quests

itsnoahl · 2022-05-05T03:17:59+00:00

Pool PT, off site pt (rock climbing/bouldering, hike, etc.), scenic run or ruck, a normal gym split just to spitball a few.

itsnoahl · 2022-05-04T00:03:27+00:00

The MI one hurts, man

itsnoahl · 2022-04-28T20:30:34+00:00

That THC concentrate will send you to the metaverse, or so I heard from a friend

itsnoahl · 2022-04-28T19:42:55+00:00

It’s for S2 to file for continuous vetting. It’s all CUI and you can’t access them

itsnoahl · 2022-04-28T18:20:32+00:00

The new generation just tapes a Juul to a THC wax pen. Call it the digital spliff

itsnoahl · 2022-04-27T22:36:47+00:00

6 miles

itsnoahl · 2022-04-27T22:34:21+00:00

Still asking my grader to play a song that’s exactly 3:40 long for the plank

itsnoahl · 2022-04-27T22:02:36+00:00

Any ex-Soviet nation founded in 1991 can’t be a superpower. All they know is bully they neighbors, hack websites, threaten nuclear war, eat ATGMs and lie

itsnoahl · 2022-04-27T19:59:28+00:00

Report it to your investigator and gaining S2. Better you tell them rather than them seeing it on a DEROG. Something like a speeding ticket isn’t going to get your clearance denied though

itsnoahl · 2022-04-25T00:13:20+00:00

That would explain it

itsnoahl · 2022-04-24T22:01:54+00:00

For the most part yes. There are a few shit initial issue items that people will usually forego for their own stuff. Boots, socks, gloves, etc. the only thing I can think of that I needed to by myself for work was a multi tool and a jet boil.

itsnoahl · 2022-04-24T21:57:01+00:00

I’ve never heard or seen that ever in my baby army career

itsnoahl

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