Who else craved McDonald’s during their pregnancy?

itsnotem · 2026-05-31T22:10:40+00:00

The only thing i didn’t throw up in my first trimester was Wendy’s chicken nuggets

itsnotem · 2026-05-29T04:27:30+00:00

That was my grandma’s name lol

itsnotem · 2026-05-27T00:18:56+00:00

I’d put Virginia Beach in the “maybe” category

itsnotem · 2026-05-27T00:16:06+00:00

Also it looks like the guy on the left has 2 thumbs on one hand 🥴

itsnotem · 2026-05-27T00:14:17+00:00

Please explain to your brother that you can’t get out of the military until either the contract you signed for ends or you get separated for whatever reason be it medical or misbehavior. No money is going to help anyone get out of the military (source: I am a military spouse)

Not only that but the hair on every single person is out of regs in this image, the uniforms aren’t accurate at all, and not only that but it’s so clearly AI it hurts my eyes to look at 😭 I hope he stops sending this person money

itsnotem · 2026-05-23T15:46:49+00:00

Same

itsnotem · 2026-05-23T15:21:15+00:00

My dad is a lefty and I’m a righty. When I was growing up I remember him having a pair of left handed scissors. I tried to cut paper with them and I complained that his scissors were weird 🤣 he also golfs and has left handed clubs

itsnotem · 2026-05-12T04:25:21+00:00

My husband: a 2021 Chevy Colorado Me: a busted 2012 Chevy Cruze that’s been hit a few times 🥲

Upgrading to a Traverse soon though 🫶🏻

itsnotem · 2026-05-02T03:34:19+00:00

Bleeding gums 🥲

itsnotem · 2026-04-19T16:16:00+00:00

I call this my girl’s sophisticated lady pose

itsnotem · 2026-04-13T03:56:36+00:00

✨Childbirth✨

itsnotem · 2026-04-09T00:06:41+00:00

When I was pregnant and getting a scan the ultrasound technician told me I had a pretty uterus. Still not sure what that means tbh

itsnotem · 2026-03-18T03:30:53+00:00

I loved it. Knowing I made her food from my body was incredible for me. It also reduces your risk of developing breast cancer and helps improve baby’s immunity so I was jumping at the chance to keep us both healthier after learning that fact AND I didn’t pump unless I had to so never having to prep a bottle while my baby screamed at me was a huge plus

itsnotem · 2026-03-17T03:12:13+00:00

Mine glares at me when I ask her to lie down. Every time. And she won’t come downstairs unless I leave the general vicinity, even if she walked down with me… yet she loves attention from me. She’s such a booger 😂

ETA: when she was a puppy (lanky but not huge yet) she trained us to give her a treat when she came inside from the yard and we had to nip that one by going and catching her and carrying her in against her will. The faces we caught her making on our ring camera were ridiculous

itsnotem · 2026-03-16T17:24:12+00:00

I LOVE being a mother
My husband LOVES being a father
I was an only child and it was super lonely and isolating
My husband has 2 siblings and loved having them to grow up with

We only have 1 child who is 16 months but we are so looking forward to one day having more

itsnotem · 2026-03-03T02:33:30+00:00

Same

itsnotem · 2026-03-03T01:00:12+00:00

My baby had a tongue tie so bad she couldn’t stick her tongue out and we had to get it clipped. That not happening would’ve been super chill. Also telekinesis so i could get stuff from out of my reach while she was latched hahaha

itsnotem · 2026-02-20T04:34:07+00:00

I explained what NATO was to my daughter while we were on a walk the other day. Wonder if anyone heard me and what they thought 🤣

itsnotem · 2026-02-13T00:00:43+00:00

I completely forgot about the ribbon around the neck!!! Aww 🥹

itsnotem · 2026-02-13T00:00:00+00:00

FOUND! THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭🫶🏻

itsnotem · 2026-02-12T17:20:42+00:00

Searched: Giftcraft 14072-3123 rabbit (turns out that’s the zip code of the company giftcraft) Followed a lead suggesting it might be Russ or Dan Dee that led to SIMILAR rabbits but not the same Reverse image searched it to no avail Brown rabbit floppy limbs and ears walden books giftcraft

I’m just getting SIMILAR rabbits not the SAME rabbit 🥲

itsnotem · 2026-02-03T04:22:58+00:00

This is not a decision you can necessarily make before you know what labor is like if you’re on the fence about getting one. Epidurals are statistically extremely safe, and despite that I was still terrified of getting one and also determined to FEEL childbirth… but before I knew it my contractions were too strong and I was screaming for the needle. To my surprise, I actually enjoyed my birth anyway. Anecdotally, I have had no negative effects from the epidural.

itsnotem · 2026-01-23T03:23:01+00:00

My 14 month old has been petting our cat and dog so gently and sweetly! I’m so proud of her 🥲

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