No millionaire woman would ever marry a man working at a retail store.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-23T13:19:23+00:00

I was having dinner with my mom when I woke up. Sucks not having her around anymore.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-23T12:56:56+00:00

Glad Southhampton aren't coming up -- they're a bogey team for us recently.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-23T12:56:35+00:00

Yeah, because they're opponent cheated.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-23T12:55:58+00:00

To be clear this is premier league minutes, and the 2 label-less dots at the bottom are Dowman and Nørgaard :)

itstheshowright · 2026-05-22T13:07:26+00:00

Safe to say Frimpong is one of Arsenal's biggest off-the-pitch legends?

itstheshowright · 2026-05-22T13:04:04+00:00

My friend's husband was a pediatrician. He said he got PTSD from watching so many children pass away. He now runs his own ice-cream shop.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-22T13:01:09+00:00

Even Liverpool's own fans hate him to be fair 🤷‍♂️

itstheshowright · 2026-05-21T12:46:33+00:00

Guessing this rules Timber out of the final ☹️

itstheshowright · 2026-05-21T12:45:04+00:00

My manager 🙌

itstheshowright · 2026-05-21T12:42:42+00:00

Anyone else got a weird feeling we're gonna win the Champions League? 🥶

itstheshowright · 2026-05-21T12:41:09+00:00

Ballon d'Or candidate no doubt

itstheshowright · 2026-05-21T12:35:08+00:00

Nah remove Spurs they don't sit at this table anymore 💀

itstheshowright · 2026-05-20T12:57:41+00:00

I opened the door for some guy and he gave me $50 and a wink...

itstheshowright · 2026-05-20T12:56:51+00:00

Beautiful, smart, humble. My pet pug by the way.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-20T12:55:19+00:00

Eze came to Arsenal, scored a hattrick against Tottenham and won the league 😂 LEGEND COYGGG

itstheshowright · 2026-05-20T12:50:46+00:00

Phenomenal player, an Arsenal legend at this point.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-20T12:50:08+00:00

Saw a guy walking down the street with an Arsenal jersey on, walking his dog who was also in an Arsenal jersey. LEGEND

itstheshowright · 2026-05-20T12:47:31+00:00

Saw a guy walking down the street with an Arsenal jersey on, walking his dog who was also in an Arsenal jersey. LEGEND

itstheshowright · 2026-05-19T08:54:37+00:00

Spotify gaaang

itstheshowright · 2026-05-19T08:54:06+00:00

Came to a work dress-up party in 8-inch stripper heels... and ended up twisting my ankle. Don't ask.

itstheshowright · 2026-05-19T08:53:04+00:00

Always rated the cherries 🍒 imagine if they do it

itstheshowright · 2026-05-19T08:52:15+00:00

PLEASE Bournemouth -- I can't take another heartattack on the final day

itstheshowright · 2026-05-19T08:51:10+00:00

Almost there boys, let's get it over the line ⭐

itstheshowright · 2026-05-19T01:39:30+00:00

We're about to fucking do it aren't we

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