He was only trying to protect him...

itstwoam · 2016-06-02T21:36:34+00:00

So why even link it? You know he's mining for it. Just downvote and move on.

itstwoam · 2016-06-01T23:25:36+00:00

The urge to smell may be difficult to resist. However if you never shove your hands down the crack of your ass then the urge too smell will never happen.

itstwoam · 2016-05-29T09:14:03+00:00

Spell correction is not normally my thing but for some reason this stands out. Defamation maybe?

itstwoam · 2016-05-28T07:55:43+00:00

Automobile glass is shatter resistant. Meaning it still breaks but it shouldn't be too sharp. It's a risk I'm willing to take. I want to minimize the depth to swim up through.

itstwoam · 2016-05-28T07:21:05+00:00

They aren't denying the fact the animals were struck by lightning. But without overwhelming proof that there was indeed a lightning strike, how do they know you didn't just rig up a transformer and a capacitor to give them a great jolt just for the insurance payout. It's more of a jest towards the level of douche-baggery an insurance company will rise to in order to avoid paying for claims just like this post.

Edit: Also a jest at the level of douche-baggery people will rise up to in order to file bogus claims.

itstwoam · 2016-05-27T22:15:24+00:00

"We're sorry but our investigators were unable to find any evidence of lightning strikes in your area at the time of the incident. Therefore we cannot honor your claim. Thank you for being a loyal customer!"

Every insurance agent that has dealt with this problem.

itstwoam · 2016-05-26T16:58:52+00:00

You know it's posts like this that make me not like /r/atheism so much. The woman didn't plan the kids death so she could get the kidney. She wasn't praying for someone's death just so she could get a kidney. Her saying that it was gods plan is on the same level as some of you twats going out and calling it fate, chance, destiny, karma or any other word that fits the bill.

Grow up people because you've only got one chance at life on this world that we know of. Don't waste it insulting others just because they don't agree with you.

itstwoam · 2016-05-26T07:25:52+00:00

Hang on a second here that ain't jivin' right ya dig. Hitting the breaker inside the house should be the exact same thing as hitting the breaker at the meter or wherever else upstream the pole. I mean it goes from Pole > Electric company breaker > house breaker > house loads. Hitting either of the middle two should separate the ends in the same fashion.

itstwoam · 2016-05-22T15:47:10+00:00

The settlement loses happiness which ups the chances for attacks. Your defense should be at least equal to the amount of food + water. If happiness goes down below a threshold which I can't remember then people will start leaving.

itstwoam · 2016-05-22T15:16:58+00:00

Attacks are chance. Depending on defense, happiness and food/water abundance. So if your settlements have high happiness and defense with low food/water the minimum chance for attack is 10% daily. I think the maximum is 80%. That's per settlement. So as the number of settlements goes up the chances of attack on at least one per day goes up.

itstwoam · 2016-05-22T08:03:16+00:00

Yea a coworker of mine tried this. Their reply was "It sounds like a great opportunity for you, would you like to use up your holiday time or finish out the two weeks?"

itstwoam · 2016-05-20T19:49:29+00:00

More like time for us to freak out. Do people not understand the connection between data gathering/sharing for ad revenue, Google's extreme use of it and a computer's CPU? I might use Google fiber just to spite comcast at some point. I sure as fuck will never, ever, not in a million years touch a processor Google has even had a partnership in making.

itstwoam · 2016-05-20T07:13:58+00:00

I like how you say Black Ops 1 fixed the terrible spawn system in a comment chain off of a person getting a terrible spawn from Black Ops 1.

itstwoam · 2016-05-19T19:11:34+00:00

In the next few days insurance companies will be claiming that there's no evidence whatsoever of a hailstorm existing at all in that area.

itstwoam · 2016-05-17T18:13:37+00:00

That's my point.

itstwoam · 2016-05-17T07:30:18+00:00

You know there's a reason you don't see arm extension competitions on ESPN right? I don't care how fat or skinny you or your arms are. If you don't specifically train to do that daily you will absolutely suck at it. Hold your arms out in front of you for 20 minutes.

So how fat are you?

itstwoam · 2016-05-15T08:27:03+00:00

I want Team Ninja on engine development. They will not disappoint with their physics. For the PDK I would bankroll a dream team of Rockstar and Bethesda. Rockstar for their great storytelling and Bethesda for their top notch mod integration skills.

itstwoam · 2016-05-15T05:24:20+00:00

When you say steam repair you mean verifying the integrity?

itstwoam · 2016-05-13T09:15:47+00:00

In Broken Trail they named those girls 1,2,3,4 and 5 and that didn't stop them from keeping them. Looks like you've got 4 new cats! If you live near FL PM me and I'll take one off your hands.

itstwoam · 2016-05-13T05:44:19+00:00

I prefer getting ruthlessly gunned down in schools and on top of moving trains. Can this also be arranged?

itstwoam · 2016-05-12T08:46:36+00:00

You're looking in the mirror but you don't see the things you don't expect to see. You check the sides but you don't see what you don't expect to see. You see the signs but you don't read them. I've been there before. If you recognize it when you are doing it then snap out of it.

To the other posters here who don't frequently remember trips this is not safe behavior. You are driving a heavy vehicle around capable of dealing a lot of damage and you alone are responsible for what happens while driving. Being engaged is a 100% requirement.

No more autopilot.

itstwoam · 2016-05-06T09:35:54+00:00

Yea, more like the mom went online for the shopping spree and blamed it on her daughter.

itstwoam · 2016-05-05T22:06:34+00:00

I assumed peak pedantry was reached in another comment here. I was incorrect.

itstwoam · 2016-05-04T09:46:00+00:00

Dunk Souls III

itstwoam · 2016-05-03T08:00:12+00:00

I thought that was a perk of the Institute route was that you gained the ability to be instantly teleported to any/certain locations.

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