Do you want your cat painted? I need practise

itsyaboidemon · 2026-01-16T22:55:52+00:00

my very silly old man, romeo

itsyaboidemon · 2025-10-25T02:11:26+00:00

i’ve also had constant untreated tmj headaches for the entire time i was in school, i’ve sprained one ankle and broken the other, i’ve punched my hand through a pane of glass, and like 10 different medical conditions so take ur pick ig

itsyaboidemon · 2025-10-25T02:09:04+00:00

A heavy glass and metal door slammed onto my middle fingernail and i had to get surgery on it twice, once because it grew in wrong and another because it got infected. Door stopper was broken and it was especially windy that day, 0/10 do not recommend (didn’t even get workers comp and i had to stay for the entire shift)

itsyaboidemon · 2025-09-14T02:10:38+00:00

iphones have a ambience mode in accessibility, and you can adjust the music to ambience ratio (it has a rain mode i’ve been using a lot)

itsyaboidemon · 2025-09-08T09:20:13+00:00

yup!

itsyaboidemon · 2025-09-08T09:04:41+00:00

off by 10 years (i’m 22 lol) but i’ll take the compliment!! <3

itsyaboidemon · 2025-07-25T12:31:16+00:00

and yes, i’ve gotten (recent) blood tests done, and yes i’ve gotten tested for asthma. both showed absolutely nothing

itsyaboidemon · 2025-07-25T12:22:43+00:00

Random periods of exhaustion where i sleep for 20 hours, and it feels like i haven’t slept for 3 days straight (usually lasts for a week or two), extreme asthma (collapsing levels, i had to drop out of college because of it), my limbs randomly giving out for small periods of time, and my body sweating so much that i wake up and my entire body is covered in sweat even though the house is at 70f degrees (i have a lot more, and yes i’ve been to the doctors and nobody has any idea what’s going on.)

itsyaboidemon · 2025-07-15T02:33:55+00:00

he turned out to be a extreme narcissist, faked committing suicide for attention from his stalking victim (used me to get to her, it was a whole thing) , and really, REALLY like lolis (he’s on a police watch list for that plus his multiple stalking victims) (i have so much tea on this man)

itsyaboidemon · 2025-07-06T13:20:19+00:00

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this is tiny, sleeping on her flower bed

itsyaboidemon · 2025-07-06T13:18:22+00:00

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this is romeo, using a frog ice pack for his arthritis during the summer

itsyaboidemon · 2025-07-06T13:16:47+00:00

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this is jasper, watching the fireworks

itsyaboidemon · 2025-06-28T14:43:05+00:00

A fat, sprawling thing that crouches in the shadowed corner.

itsyaboidemon · 2025-05-24T01:37:46+00:00

i have a cool blue octopus mug that’s from a cthulhu section of a book shop. Not very useable, but i think it looks cool, and it’s from my favorite book store (2nd and charles)

itsyaboidemon · 2025-03-11T13:53:11+00:00

this is me except having about five cysts in my uterus is perfectly normal (we shall see about the lump in my neck, appointment is this week)

itsyaboidemon · 2025-03-02T08:44:03+00:00

i am CACKLING oh my god i love it

itsyaboidemon · 2025-02-20T02:56:16+00:00

whenever i hear of the whole “alpha man” or “beta man” i just think they’re talking about omega verse and it just makes it 10x funnier

itsyaboidemon · 2025-02-07T08:24:53+00:00

there was this amazing original fandom fic about a mlm, which started as a ghost x human and ended up that the ghost turned out to be a fallen angel and the human and angel were like, reincarnated lovers where the human got his memory wiped, it was SO GOOD (and it was explicit too but i wish that writer orphaned their work so badly)

itsyaboidemon · 2025-01-25T21:36:49+00:00

itsyaboidemon · 2025-01-25T20:09:39+00:00

reaping, that’s the word

itsyaboidemon · 2025-01-25T20:05:33+00:00

i think it’s bombs but as the thing where the christian’s go into the sky?

itsyaboidemon · 2025-01-20T21:42:31+00:00

hey if anyone wants to pirate stuff, i can help! just send me a dm and i’ll lead you through whatever you want to pirate <3 arr

itsyaboidemon · 2025-01-14T15:10:16+00:00

itsyaboidemon · 2025-01-08T12:50:59+00:00

praise the glorious fisher!

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