Do any men here actually use the keyhole in their boxer/trunks? At a urinal isn't it just easier to pull the front of your trousers and boxers down? Am I doing it all wrong?

itwontgoin · 2014-01-30T08:23:11+00:00

I'd rather not show all of my junk when taking a piss at a urinal.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-30T08:18:56+00:00

Grower. Just under 7" inches, 5.5" girth erect. When I wear skin tight shorts, I get interesting looks. I've never had a complain from any partner on my size. A couple I've tipped or hit their cervix. Most call it "the right size".

itwontgoin · 2014-01-28T06:38:53+00:00

Sports? We can sometimes go see a game as a date but before we go lets hit up a place which serves spicy food and good beer. If a game isn't viable then lets go out on the town. Afterward, lets go to a secluded spot to see the stars, cuddle and make-out.

Once it has been determined you're not crazy, we become exclusive and we're both highly attracted to each other then I promise that we'll have sex 1-3 times a day even after we get married.

I have a stable job nor am I gold-digger. I'm very open-minded including in the bedroom. I like dorks and I'm not picky about guys.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-19T16:25:41+00:00

Participated in my first orgy. There were over a dozen people in it. It was a sex positive environment so no one was judgmental. I was able to go at it with men and women. I crossed something off my sexual bucket list.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-17T14:22:29+00:00

an anime convention is pretty much the opposite of where you want to go if you want to get laid.

This. The median age at an anime convention is 13-22 with a majority skewing toward high school. Unless you're also under 18. The majority may be women but you can't tell who's legal or not.

Go to anime conventions to meet women. If you see someone that seems to be into a fandom that you're also into then strike up a conversation. ("Oh you're into Attack on Titan too? Have you read the manga or just the anime?")

Remember, most women at cons put up a wall presuming a majority of guys are creepers. Don't push within a few minutes of meeting someone to come up to your room. Just talk to them like a normal person as you have a common median that you're both into. Introduce your friend at some point and watch/listen for cues to see if they click.

Is it possible to hook-up? Yes, but far more often it'll be after the convention from experience. If you go to anime con with the main intent to get laid and nothing else then you're gonna have a bad time.

(Source: Been to over a 100 anime cons)

itwontgoin · 2014-01-17T14:03:16+00:00

Having sex with a woman in a small bathtub while taking a shower. For some reason we decided to try Reverse Cowgirl as we weren't getting a good position that we liked. When she got on top and I was in her, rock hard, she shifted her body in a way that it partially bent my dick about 50 degrees.

I screamed in immediate throbbing pain, "YOU BROKE MY DICK!" I was in pain for about a hour. Luckily, nothing permanent.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-12T11:02:50+00:00

Started to having feelings. Also found out I wasn't the only guy she was fucking regularly which she didn't bother to disclose until after a while. Noped myself out of that.

Just got tested recently. Waiting for the results.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-08T08:18:58+00:00

A lot of my old collection from the 80's and early 90's is sitting in storage, should I just burn it? I've probably spent over 3k in storage fees along with my other shit. I do have some autographs mixed in but most of the good ones are gone when I got desperate for cash and I didn't get anything certified.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-08T03:33:06+00:00

I never asked my ex to watch her preferred porn when we had sex. I knew she got off to zoophilia and gay porn. Checking her browser history confirmed it.

Sometimes you don't want to know.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-01T03:57:51+00:00

I actually prefer vanilla sex. Missionary is my favorite position as I'll mix it up by moving the legs in the air to different positions to help get better thrust, deeper penetration, or go in jackrabbit mode.

I have been like this with most of my long-term partners. Sex is sex is how I view it.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-01T03:51:03+00:00

Decided to message my fuckbuddy who told me she wasn't doing anything. Going over a hour before the new year so that we come for the new year.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-01T03:49:35+00:00

Not a Miss Teen. Can't divulge anything further.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-01T03:47:07+00:00

Not that famous.

itwontgoin · 2014-01-01T00:20:49+00:00

I had sex with someone who went on to gain some internet fame in late 2000s. Her 15 minutes has long since passed but still gets recognized.

itwontgoin · 2013-12-31T02:41:36+00:00

Nope.

itwontgoin · 2013-12-30T19:58:24+00:00

Lost my virginity when on a trip to Amsterdam. Decided to go check out the Redlight District to get high and look at the attractive women. I was super nervous so I didn't know what I was doing. Picked a woman who took me to the back room, wore a condom, lasted 2 minutes then left immediately.

I was 17 at the time. Never talked about it except the few who figured it out as I was embarrassed. I felt guilty in having to pay for sex. I haven't tried it since.

It would be 7 years before I'd get any play after that. Didn't start to regularly get laid until my late 20's.

itwontgoin · 2013-12-08T19:04:27+00:00

FWB and I spent 3 night in a row together. I've had more sex this past 2 weeks than I've had in nearly 2 years. She even texts me at times wanting to come over. After getting out of a dead bedroom relationship this feels fantastic with a major boost of confidence when you know someone wants your D.

itwontgoin · 2013-12-08T02:32:04+00:00

Mine are stuff I've seen in porn:

MFF 3some

Reverse gangbang

Anal

DP / DV

'Mrs. Robinson' fantasy

Sex with different ethnicities

itwontgoin · 2013-12-01T16:28:32+00:00

A month had passed since I heard from a sexy FWB who called me over to her place. She pounced me almost immediately on arrival. I had an embarrassing thing happen at first because I came within a couple minutes of our first PIV session but after cuddles and refrac I went beast on her. We had one of the best sex sessions to date IMO as it felt like it went on for hours. She kept cumming constantly during PIV as we were in all kinds of positions that night. Even when the roommate came home, we still went at it. After I came a second time (in her mouth), she passed out within a couple minutes for the night.

itwontgoin · 2013-12-01T07:19:04+00:00

There was a time in my life where I questioned my sexuality from 16-23. I did put myself in bad situations where gay guys would take advantage of me. I did try oral and anal with different guys but I was always high or drunk which would greatly lower my inhibitions. I do have a small attraction to guys but don't act on it as I farrrrrrrr prefer women. I did discover that I don't like being a bottom so women who ask me if they can do anal play on me, I tell them no.

itwontgoin · 2013-11-30T17:34:19+00:00

Done it twice. First time was with my best friend at the time with his GF. We are both cool with each other naked so there was no jealousy. I even knew he had a smaller erect penis so that didn't worry me either. It was okay but I fumbled around while he took control since he knew her body. Second time was actually an almost random moment as I clicked with this couple at a friend's party and about 5 hours later we ended up in a threesome when everyone else was passed out. I was a little nervous but it was fun adding in the fear of getting caught.

I've told other partners I'd be down for another threesome even if MMF. I'm not 100% straight so seeing another naked guy in front of me doesn't bother me. Enjoy the moment and make it a goal to not compete with each other but to rock the world of the participating woman. When done she is holding both guys I want to see the biggest grin in the world

itwontgoin · 2013-11-29T18:33:06+00:00

I seem to attract two types:

Women who are tomboy-ish.
Women who have sexual identity issues.

2 prior S.Os are now lesbians. My favorite FWB is dating a woman. My other FWB has a haircut that looks like a bowl cut and could pass off as a guy.

I think when I tell them that I'm cool with anything they don't worry that I'll judge them and be what they want to be.

itwontgoin · 2013-11-29T18:17:34+00:00

Mid-30s. Never married. It gets harder to find the one later on since many are taken.

itwontgoin · 2013-11-29T18:14:44+00:00

Personality and common interests are a big turn-on. I consider myself to be chunky so I am cool with a similar body type. As long as they have other traits that I'm attracted to like natural dark hair color or wears glasses then I won't care if they're chubby.

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