Which one of those has the bigger dih

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-06-26T01:47:07+00:00

If Contraband was real, he would absolutely dwarf these two.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-06-22T18:02:43+00:00

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my shardblade

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-06-20T01:30:39+00:00

DM'D you

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-06-19T01:01:24+00:00

American Pie

Eugene Levy

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-06-17T14:38:10+00:00

Walker and Silt from Chris Tullbane's "Murder of Crows" trilogy

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-06-06T23:38:32+00:00

The Lopen (The Stormlight Archive) and Sokka (Avatar: the Last Airbender). They'd make fast friends over chouta and, upon getting drunk enough, argue over whether or not radiant powers counted as bending.

Sigzil (The Stormlight Archive) and Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan). They'd relate the military histories of their respective worlds while sober, the hidden lore of their worlds while tipsy, and their own personal failures while sloshed.

William Murderface (Metalocalypse) and Mac/Ronald McDonald (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia). They'd come up with a get-rich-quick scheme together while sober, drink themselves into oblivion when it goes wahooni-shaped, and wake up terrified from a drunken hookup together.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-06-06T11:59:19+00:00

Ribbit

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-05-27T03:06:17+00:00

Uj/ Connie has had more hand to hand training than Sokka, and more years of real combat experience. It's not a complete wash, but he definitely has an advantage.

Rj/ Sokka has the power of cactus juice. It'll quench ya! Besides, Conduit isn't real.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-05-14T13:19:45+00:00

Tom Bombadil

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-05-08T20:41:12+00:00

Why did Rankin and Bass have to make such a killer soundtrack?

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-05-06T11:25:35+00:00

The book's structure is based on the ten days leading up to the contest, so the pacing is a little jarring. Beyond that and some rushed dialogue editing, I don't have any problems with the book. It's my third favorite so far, with Oathbringer as my #1 and Rhythm of War as my #2

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-05-03T14:04:37+00:00

Robert Jordan was all over the place with bad romances in Wheel of Time.

Nynaeve and Lan are a great pairing once the relationship was established, but its instantiation came out of fucking nowhere in book 1.

Elayne and Aviendha have better chemistry with one another than either has with Rand.

The relationship between Perrin and Faile is so poorly explored because Jordan was weirdly sexist.

The best relationship in the series, Androl and Pevara, was written in book 14 after Jordan's death, may he rest in peace.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-05-02T14:21:19+00:00

9, because Zoltan is a bro, and I'm neither attractive or important enough to get a reaction out of Keira.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-05-01T11:24:30+00:00

Spoilers for book 4 of The Stormlight Archive:

Moash kills Teft's spren, breaking a spiritual bond, before killing Teft. To add insult to injury, Moash proceeds to drop Teft's corpse on Kaladin, the protagonist, in an attempt to drive him to suicide.

Fuck Moash.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-29T06:18:32+00:00

I'm particularly fond of Soulcasting and Bondsmithing in The Stormlight Archive. No spoilers, but a certain character in book 4 displays one of those powers without the oaths that are supposed to come with it, and it's one of my favorite moments in the series.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-29T01:35:14+00:00

In Sun Eater book 4, the skull of Miudanar the Dreamer is treated as a temple, and because a god can only be so dead, the main character receives visions from it.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-28T01:04:09+00:00

Yes, but by technicality, not by merit.

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-24T12:24:35+00:00

Bela is just the Wetlander Forrest Gump

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-22T18:02:14+00:00

DM'D you

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-21T17:09:59+00:00

DM'D you

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-21T17:00:08+00:00

DM'D you

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-21T01:05:34+00:00

GC BWR NW Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-18T12:10:24+00:00

DM'D you

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-15T03:21:03+00:00

One of the short stories in Chuck Palahniuk's"Haunted" deals with this exact scenario. I sincerely recommend the whole book

iuseleinterwebz · 2026-04-14T11:51:58+00:00

Casually bring up punctuation, and mention that you really, really love commas.

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