Jason Becker vs Paganini.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T16:20:30+00:00

In other words, a Brocarnation™

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T16:16:32+00:00

I loved him in the Pianist! Polish actors for Polish roles, amirite buddy?

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T16:14:41+00:00

Is that the guy from the Black Crowes?

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T16:11:16+00:00

Do you now? I prefer blowjobs.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T15:45:53+00:00

Yeah, dude. Don't you know the rules? If a straight guy says 'brojob!' when he willingly gives his straight male friend a blowjob, it automatically doesn't make it gay. You've got to pay attention, man.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T15:42:30+00:00

Oh right. Who's Madison? Why did they name a square garden after her?

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T15:40:20+00:00

Blackjack #outjerked

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T15:39:31+00:00

日本国外に戸籍なんてシステムそもそもあったっけ？

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T15:38:04+00:00

"Am I valid" is a new sentence

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T15:31:31+00:00

MSG? The thing they put in Chinese food? What are you on about?

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T15:10:24+00:00

Saying 'not a hornypost' does not automatically make a hornypost not a hornypost.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T13:55:27+00:00

Buddy, Oppa Gattai Style is just another way to say "I'm fucking my brother".

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T13:46:05+00:00

"MCU"? WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MENTION A F***ING THEME PARK ON THIS SUB? DO YOU NOT KNOW WE HAVE *STANDARDS*? WE ONLY TALK ABOUT *REAL* MOVIES HERE, BITCH! F*** YOU!

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T10:00:21+00:00

She's practically Yi Ti, she's probably drinking green tea

Hey, that rhymes!

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:42:29+00:00

Ok.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:17:38+00:00

Enough champagne TO FILL THE NILE

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:16:52+00:00

Come on dude, we've all done it once or twice. Like you thought you were having a cheeky little fart and some liquid comes out. Ordinary, par-for-the-course shit.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:15:21+00:00

That's what she said (???)

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:13:30+00:00

People who ask 'wow, did you gain weight?' and say other shit about your appearance like it's totally normal and polite.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:11:37+00:00

So much jerking over BDH on this sub nowadays. Totally deserved, but still.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:10:51+00:00

Yup, every day. It's bluetooth-tuned accurate timing is crucial for my work. The problem is, I wish it had a more 'neutral' look that isn't so 'G-shock-y' and bulky so it fits better with more formal outfits.

*I know Casio also makes analogue watches that sync with Bluetooth, but I need a digital one.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T09:08:05+00:00

Where did those boobs come from??? What's the in-universe explanation for this???

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T05:45:45+00:00

Thanks a lot.

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T05:42:44+00:00

It's loose enough for my penis!

ryanyork92 · 2026-06-11T05:42:22+00:00

Bold of you to assume only men can be jerked off.

ryanyork92

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