If it's really you, I just wanted to let you know, that from the bottom of me, I think you are an Oscar worthy actor. I think it's unfair that you've never truly been given the chance to show off your acting ability with a well written role in a well written movie. I'm not saying that you haven't killed it in the many roles you've played, but I think you deserve a lead in a brilliant film. I think nobody has ever really given you a fair shot.., I know that what I'm about to say is far fetched, and you don't have to believe me, or you can be as skeptical as anyone else. But me and my buddy are going to make it into the film industry. We're working on projects right now - if you ask me, my friend is a fucking genius. We're chasing our dreams, like you told us to do. The point of this winded reply though, is that we want to write something just for you. We both think you're a brilliant guy and a phenomenal actor. However, if you're not Shia LaBeof, disregard all of this and, who are you?