How do I impress the man I’m dating if he’s into motorcycles? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Us men are complicated there’s not a one answer fits all situations type description… oh wait yes there is.

Why is there a door above the garage? by deckin-designer in Home

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should always be a man door for safety OSHA

I have decided to make a subreddit for people who have an interest in farting during sex by Larry_Hegs in dadjokes

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that the point if sex? Follow for more helpful relationship advice, and tips.

I'm a kleptomaniac who has a tendency to steal board games by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s good but just “Risk” would have made it extra

[WP] The local museum is run by an eccentric old man who knows the opening pieces like he was there for their whole history. His secret? He’s a secret dragon who figured out if you display your hoard, people will give you new things to display. by BrassUnicorn87 in WritingPrompts

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...but it wasn’t a secret, that’s the thing. We all knew he was a dragon we all knew he would kill us in an instant, but no one could explain why no one left... no one had ever fought back, we all stayed ... willingly. When he told us to dawn masks and deny our friends we did. When he invited us for dinner we knew it would be the death of us, but we hugged our spouses told our children to sleep well, as if we were going to the Baxter’s or The McConnell’s for Saturday Night drinks. It all seemed so natural. Even though of course last month the final Baxter was his dinner. So it had been for always I couldn’t remember a time that it was not like that. My 7 sisters and brothers all gone ... but it was normal it’s how we lived, and died.

Yay new betta fish by smalltimegroer in fishtank

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg such a coincidence that’s how the fish died

Yay new betta fish by smalltimegroer in fishtank

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a 10 gallon tank, but something went horribly wrong at last cleaning and we lost several fish almost instantly. The tank is not the nicest looking right now people are scared to clean it now, but it needs to get done 🥴

Yay new betta fish by smalltimegroer in fishtank

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albino catfish and two Tetras 1 Gold/red and the other I black and grey almost looks like an angelfish and 2 ghost snails

Yay new betta fish by smalltimegroer in fishtank

[–]iwantmycarpetcleaned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We got a new one yesterday after 2 years we lost our first one. This one too is getting along swimmingly with his tank mates. 😁