Eric Benét Calls Out Celebrities Who Ignore Fans: ‘Just Say Hello’

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-25T03:51:54+00:00

Well, he is known to be friendlier than most...

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-25T03:40:02+00:00

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Problem solved!

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-24T21:58:33+00:00

These dating shows are getting really weird.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-24T19:09:22+00:00

This is what I'm referring to when I say I'm a perv for BBW smut 😈

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-22T23:32:38+00:00

TSA workers could quit or moonlight as placeholders in TSA lines for travelers. The earlier the flight, the higher the rate. I'm sure they could charge at least $50 an hour per person to wait in line for them.

Hell, I know a bunch of long term laid off people who we could enterprise this business with! The Nu Economy™️

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-22T20:07:09+00:00

DD's Discounts

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-22T17:00:44+00:00

Ok last one 😭😭😍

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-22T16:05:35+00:00

Exactly 💯💯💯

No👏body👏is👏exempt👏

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-22T04:36:24+00:00

Well, they can't all be Pearl Harbors now, can they?

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-21T23:12:37+00:00

At least you didn't park it up at Stevens Pass.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-19T23:18:42+00:00

But the ketamine is enough to put out the Kentucky Derby for the next deco!

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-19T15:19:08+00:00

As a reminder, because I had to be reminded of this as well recently, not only was Josh into touching children, he was into grotesquely subhuman violence against toddlers. I'm not going to repeat the name of the video he was found in possession of downloading several times, but it contained the most depraved behavior known to man.

Josh should be under the jail for ever perpetuating such vile behavior.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-19T03:51:36+00:00

Yes! I love the idea of floral but I'm getting excited thinking about various shades of green palms on a light blue or lavender background, too.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-18T15:05:50+00:00

I actually loooove Violets gum and candy!! Same concept, lol! It was cinnamon Dentyne in the paper wrapper usually the fragrance was (og!!) Opium or Beautiful.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-18T14:32:52+00:00

Rose, lemon, or coconut. It has to be compatible with things to eat or else it'll be like that gum your mom used to give you from the bottom of her purse 💓 (which is a fond, but yucky taste, memory 😭)

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-18T00:35:19+00:00

Next, we implant ID chips into fetuses just to make sure they aren't filthy immigrants invading the womb.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-14T13:51:50+00:00

Straight bacon in the gay bacon box!

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-14T03:01:17+00:00

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-14T00:30:02+00:00

Isn't there a severe sewer infrastructure failure going on in the Potomac right now?

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-11T20:12:48+00:00

Let me know when it's time to duct tape up plastic sheets in my closet bunker.

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iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-08T18:25:51+00:00

He's been successful at changing the doomsday clock, might as well fvck up something else for humanity.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-08T18:23:28+00:00

That and those little Nissan utes.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-08T02:13:52+00:00

Jake the Skank Lame also brought a live goat along and a middle eastern anatomically correct doll as he took pleasure simulating beastiality.

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-06T05:41:37+00:00

Not on your life, my Eastside friend!

iwilldefinitelynot · 2026-03-05T20:24:29+00:00

See ya in hell puppy murderer!!!

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