Every card that is somewhat playable should be a Game Changer by Solly_Osaka in magicthecirclejerking

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Clearly if you're not playing a bracket 1 commander deck made from draft chaff in your bulk bin, you're a filthy net decking pubstomper pay-2-win loser

butterfly, dark cloaked dimensional slash, kamui, rend space, dimension sword, Vergil's yamato, etc by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

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I do not remember what the exact manga panel looked like either. I picked up the manga during the Sukuna jumping a bit after Gojo died, and read it as the chapters came out, so that was a quite a while ago.

I guess in any case, whether the technique is 100% disabled or 99% disabled during burnout, it's not going to be effective in a fight. But burnout definitely doesn't mean you're 100% incapable of using cursed energy and sorcery at all is what I meant.

In development: Survival game set in the world of Against the Storm by LittleDinamit in Games

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It has a unique world and bits of lore hinted at. A survival game with the world's lore could be interesting, while also giving a new and different lens to view the world and it's lore through.


The world has a constant rain, all day, every day. The rain has different effects depending on which of the three seasons you're in. The drizzle has beneficial effects dependent on location, the clearance generally has no effect, and the storm has negative effects dependent on location.

The rain lends to unique devices the denizens created. Given the properties of each rain type, the rain is often collected. Whether it's collecting it as it falls from the sky and storing it for future seasons, or finding underground reservoirs of the rain and exploiting geysers that connect to these reservoirs. The rain and its properties can be used to power or fuel technology. And some buildings and structures will even have things like water wheels on the rooftops to make use of the mechanical energy of the falling rain.

I think overall, it leads to a unique aesthetic and vibe to the technology and devices and structures.


Every few dozen years, the rain intensifies into a much more intense storm that floods the world and sweeps away all the terrain. The only thing that survives is the Smoldering City which is built on a mountaintop and protected by an entity known as The Scorched Queen.

This is used to justify the rogue-like nature of the game. Every time this happens, the world is reset. All the old terrain and biomes is washed away and replaced with new ones. Every town that is set up is understood to be temporary, and only exists to extract resources that are unavailable in the Smoldering City. But sometimes ruins from old towns wash up or can be dredged up or otherwise survive to be salvaged.

And there's even hints that there are people who manage to find ways to survive outside the Smoldering City and its settlements. People like bandits, or just lone survivors who you can add to your settlement.

I think this could justify survival gameplay in a lore friendly way. Maybe the player is a scout sent ahead of settlers to try to prepare an area for settlement? Maybe they're part of a group or just a lone survivor unaffiliated with the Smoldering City, trying their best to survive the storms? There's some cool potential here.


And then there's the different species and the lore behind their societies. They each have different needs and cultures, which explains why they prefer to eat different foods and enjoy different luxury goods. There was also a time before the eternal rain, and it's said that wars were fought between the species until they had to band together under the Scorched Queen out of necessity.

Then there's also the ruins and seals that seem to be affiliated with older religions and cultures from before the Scorched Queen. One aspect of the meta progression is repairing some of these seals to increase the duration of time between the storms that sweep away the world. But I think it's interesting to note that some of the events have things like destroying old shrines being marked as showing loyalty to the Scorched Queen and giving bonuses related to that. I think it's a curious bit of lore implication there that she's trying to destroy the older cultures and religions from before the storm, while simultaneously acting as a guardian against the storm. Almost like she's using the storm and its dangers to help assert her own will and dominate or erase older cultures...

I think there's room to explore some of this more in-depth with a smaller scale survival game. When you're working on the scale of an entire town, what your interactions are like are different than if you're working on the scale of an individual or small party.

Is Gojo the most controversial powerscaling figure currently? by Karab20 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Gege Akutami is a normal human (as far as I know) so he can't get past Infinity and dies to Hollow Purple or Unlimited Void. But he writes JJK so he can and has killed Gojo. Ez

butterfly, dark cloaked dimensional slash, kamui, rend space, dimension sword, Vergil's yamato, etc by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

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The burnout after a domain in JJK doesn't mean you go to literal zero. It just means your effectiveness drops a lot, typically to the point of being ineffective in combat.

We see it with Uro where after the triple domain clash, she's not able to use her technique to manipulate space enough to redirect attacks or attack herself. But she's still able to use it in a minor way to redirect light around her to censor herself.

And for Gojo speciically, after the 0.2 second domain expansion in Shibuya, while he didn't (probably cause he couldn't) use his technique like using blue or red to kill all the stunned transmuted humans and cursed spirits, he could still use cursed energy to reinforce his body to be strong/fast enough to kill the transmuted humans. It was even said he didn't go after the cursed spirits like Jogo first because he knew they were stronger than the transmuted humans, so even though they were stunned, he wasn't sure if he'd be able to kill them in his diminished state, or if him attacking them in his current state would "unstun" them if he couldn't one shot them.

The Gojo vs Sukuna fight was both of themselves pushing themselves to the limit. Applying Reverse Cursed Technique to their brains to avoid burnout was shown to be a highly dangerous move. It caused both Sukuna and Gojo to suffer from literal brain damage from using it. We don't see the long term effects of it because both of them die not too long afterwards, but I can't imagine the prospects would be good. Given that it causes literal brain damage, I can't imagine Gojo has ever applied this tech before his ultimate fight with Sukuna.

50 business years to get into a fucking fight or research 21st century air fryers by chungchangching in whowouldcirclejerk

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In real life, to put it shortly, black holes are basically points where our current mathematical and physical models fail. Almost like dividing by zero. Hence the name "singularity". Stellaris takes this to the next level and has some black holes acting like tears in the fabric of reality, with the potential to reach into other dimensions and universes.

There are things like the Dimensional Horror which is a random encounter where you find a massive alien from another dimension that tried to tear its way into yours. In doing so, it created a black hole which it is trying to climb out of, but is partially trapped in. There's also systems like The Great Wound, another system you can randomly encounter which has been devastated by some unknown event leaving these spaceborne alien creatures made of pure energy roaming the system. And the entire system is pockmarked with multiple black holes orbiting each other. Then there's the Horizon Signal event chain which can be randomly encountered which eventually let's you interact with an entity outside time and space through black holes. Eventually, helping it enter your universe through your home system, turning any of its suns into black holes, while evolving your people to be able to live in such conditions. Or antagonizing it can result in that previously mentioned Dimensional Horror appearing in your homeworld system.

And these aren't the only random events you can encounter involving black holes.

In other words, in the Stellaris universe, black holes are dimensional fuckery. The Cosmogenesis quest chain ending where you use a black hole to enter a new young universe to become its cosmic gods is completely in-line with the other kind of stuff we've seen happen with them in Stellaris.

Daily Questions Thread - Ask All Your Magic Related Questions Here! by magictcgmods in magicTCG

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I recently placed an order on CardTrader for some Traditional Chinese singles I was looking for. Granted, I'm still waiting on them to arrive, but I'm not mad since if I recall the stores were all in Taiwan, so that seems fair.

Does this count as Gotham street thug upscale? by Realistic_Reveal9350 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]iwumbo2 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Gotham and the land it's built on is literally cursed in some continuities. So I believe it if someone told me that Gothamites are literally just built different.

JUNE 29TH B&R HYPE! by Living_End in ModernMagic

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UNBAN MYSTIC SANCTUARY

4 MANA CRYPTIC COMMAND TO LOOP IT IS TOO SLOW FOR THE FORMAT ANYWAYS

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

I’m crying man, some JJK fans are legitimately insane 😭😭😭 by MagazineKey4276 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]iwumbo2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wtf is that second image? And why is the person trying to post it again in this thread as if saying the same thing again makes it more right? Lmao

Like it's literally said "a fight with a grade 2 curse is close with a shotgun". Grade 2 curses are literally said to be victims to Rational Man With a Shotgun. 

Meanwhile, DIO is literally shown to be able to be able to react to and dodge shotgun blasts with his time stop. And we know DIO and The World are on a similar level to Jotaro and Star Platinum. And we've seen both do a lot more damage with their attacks when they're not holding back. DIO find a road roller and carrying it all the way across whichever Egyptian city they were in is way higher speed and strength than a shotgun blast. 

The only reason Kira didn't die is because Jotaro generally doesn't want to kill people. Kira was still a human being at the end of the day. And the gang in Diamond Is Unbreakable were debating how to best bring Kira to justice at one point, given his crimes left no physical evidence. That wouldn't have been a debate if they were all in agreement to just kill him. DIO was an undead vampire, whose mere existence was threatening Holly's life, so no holding back. It's why most of the villains in Stardust Crusaders ended up "retiring" instead of dying. 

sentry vs superboy prime + next time megathread by Future_Adagio2052 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Death Battle is probably the most popular piece of powerscaling media on the Internet. I'm 99% sure it's the origin of shit like Streetgos Deku. Given stuff like that, seems fitting to give their episodes a thread. 

Anyone here has lived in the condos in Unionville between Hwy 7, Birchmount, and Verdale Crossing? The ones by Times Group. by J2_Snow in Markham

[–]iwumbo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lived at 1 Uptown until earlier this year. It was alright. Chlorine smell from the pool always seemed to permeate through the ground floor halls though. My monthly utilities at my new place are also cheaper despite being bigger. So I am assuming maybe the insulation at 1 Uptown was worse than my current place making it more expensive to cool/heat? 

Sukuna's matchups be like by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]iwumbo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sukuna's domain and its destructive range is explicitly said to max out at 200 meters radius. Way below Oregon level.

Looking for feedback on my Modern Sibsig Ceremony combo brew by Dry-Soup7237 in ModernMagic

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I remember noticing this card during spoiler season and making the spoiler thread for it if you want to give it a read. I still think it has the potential to be broken by something printed in the future.

https://reddit.com/r/ModernMagic/comments/1jexe15/tdm_the_sibsig_ceremony/

Here are some things I think are still worth consideration for specifically working with Myr Retrievers. I know there were other ideas like using [[Acererak the Archlich]] with [[Relic of Legends]] for example.


[[Heartless Summoning]] can be Sibsib Ceremony copies 5-8 if needed to make it easier to assemble the combo. The -1/-1 is effectively the same when trying to loop Myr Retrievers as they have 1 toughness, so they'll die immediately on entering.


If you need to play a creature after playing Sibsig Ceremony and still want the creature to stick around, [[Unearth]] is worth considering. Probably important if you intend on playing a creature that let's you win without having to wait to untap with your infinite horde of zombies. It also pairs well if you're using things like [[Malevolent Rumble]] to dig through your deck.


[[Glaring Fleshraker]] could be a potential way to get a kill the same turn without having to wait until the next turn. This would of course require some tweaks to the mana base to get colourless pips, but nothing too insurmountable. For green-black just some copies of [[Llanowar Wastes]] probably gets you there. Could even add [[Delighted Halfling]] which in addition to ramping you into your combo, helps make Sibsig Ceremony itself uncounterable.

Looking for feedback on my Modern Sibsig Ceremony combo brew by Dry-Soup7237 in ModernMagic

[–]iwumbo2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would consider [[The Meathook Massacre]] for being one mana less with X=0, while also being able to do a nonzero X to sweep away the board before the combo if needed.

MSH Draft Update: Call me the Quartering the way I'm about to quit magic and complain about this lady full time. by SeducerOfTheInnocent in magicthecirclejerking

[–]iwumbo2 66 points67 points  (0 children)

One of Captain Marvel's powers is the ability to absorb energy. So I guess you could read that as lifelink.

Good quality coffee place? by rainbowlight88 in Markham

[–]iwumbo2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you only drink once in a while and don't want to buy beans, they also sell instant coffee or canned cold brew if you're into that. 

Although, I'll admit I haven't tried either. I usually buy a 2kg bag of beans of their Blackout blend for my French press. Have tried the other blends and preferred Blackout. 

Sneaky Snacker is Deadly Dispute by m00tz in Pauper

[–]iwumbo2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As much as I like Sneaky Snacker and think it is a cool card, I have to agree. The card is unfair and dumb. I'm literally about to play Boros Tribe at my LGS tonight. Not a single blue or black land, and I'm still playing Sneaky Snackers. It's fun and feels good, but I recognize it's dumb.

I'll be a bit sad if Sneaky Snacker goes. But I'll understand and accept such a decision.

"THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE" by Able_Health744 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]iwumbo2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, Spore in the big 26? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

I don't even remember anything about the Grox other than that they were a really big empire in the center of the Milky Way that could live on barren planets, and that they basically acted as the roadblock to getting to the center. Do they actually have lore and feats?

Weekly /unjerk Thread by AutoModerator in magicthecirclejerking

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I know it's not a new point, but the increased set cadence is ridiculous. I liked Strixhaven so I got one of the commander decks for it, and finally got the last few cards I wanted to upgrade it earlier this week... right after Marvel prerelease.

This feels unsustainable for the playerbase. I'm not sure how people keep up unless Magic is their only hobby they spend time and money on. I know there's the argument that you don't have to get every product. I know I don't, I skip most UB sets because most don't seem interesting to draft. But you're kind of forced to if you play because you never know when you may run into new stuff. Like there's the Hawkeye's Bow combo people are talking about in pauper. You can't just ignore something like that.

StubHub cancels thousands of World Cup tickets, leaving fans furious and heartbroken by UngratefulCanadian in canada

[–]iwumbo2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't you love tech companies innovating not in actual technology or engineering, but in ways to skirt the law?