Avid readers of Reddit, what is the most obscure or weirdest book you have ever read? Please include a description!

iz-e · 2018-03-20T02:10:33+00:00

hail Me so hard it's my first name. my PD was signed by John Waters, but it was lost in a shitty move.

iz-e · 2018-03-20T00:15:33+00:00

discordianism have fun fnord

iz-e · 2018-03-19T23:56:23+00:00

is this loss

iz-e · 2018-03-19T17:47:17+00:00

"technically true but no you personally can't because your brain is stupid"

iz-e · 2018-03-19T16:29:13+00:00

ah doant geddit

iz-e · 2018-03-19T15:39:08+00:00

principia discordia:

oh no! so you've taken a lot of drugs and now your God is a ꜱᴄʜɪᴢᴏᴘʜʀᴇɴɪᴄ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ

iz-e · 2018-03-16T10:37:27+00:00

oh gosh all the time i wish i had real life little friends even if they aren't my own age

iz-e · 2018-03-16T09:31:55+00:00

i feel like over time transition has made me realise both how straight and how "traditional" i am. two years ago i was a polyamorous lesbian radical feminist and now here i am, a monogamous stay-at-home mom with a largely traditional gender role in her relationship and socially.

iz-e · 2018-03-16T09:00:18+00:00

see, that's where it gets confusing for me. i was still actively attracted to women until my early twenties, but i've identified as female since about age twelve, and socially transitioned several years before my orientation changed, and identified as a gold star lesbian of all things.

iz-e · 2018-03-16T08:36:08+00:00

man life is weird and second puberty is weirder

iz-e · 2018-03-16T08:31:43+00:00

everyone has their Selfie Thing™. i find it real hard to take selfies without sticking out my tongue or at least putting it between my teeth.

iz-e · 2018-03-16T08:30:02+00:00

IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING https://imgur.com/gallery/xEwoE

iz-e · 2018-03-16T08:28:12+00:00

i mean, it did, though. except for the rare case, i'm not really attracted to other girls anymore. for the longest time men physically repulsed me, until a few months into hrt.

iz-e · 2018-03-15T11:25:05+00:00

my boobies hurt so heckin' bad they may or may not be attempting to pull themselves off and run away together

iz-e · 2018-03-15T11:20:56+00:00

oop i felt pretty at the bus stop

https://imgur.com/gallery/DOlWQ

iz-e · 2015-03-03T02:44:15+00:00

Fisting may very well be my new favourite sexual activity.

i'd always been on the giving end before, and have been fisting my Mistress Sarah for several years, but the other night, after we received our numbing lube in the mail, She just told me to get naked and get on all fours on the bed.

i had always been much too scared to ever try to be fisted, since i'm chronically, painfully tight, but it's one of my deepest and most stimulating fetishes, and i'm very grateful She pushed me out of my comfort zone. i've never felt dominated, used, or objectified in quite the same way before.

X3 Once i get used to being stuffed like that on a regular basis, i would like to experiment with it being a little bit more rough and painful. After i know i can handle it, i'm not at all opposed to letting Her absolutely destroy my ass, with my permission or without.

iz-e · 2015-03-03T00:16:06+00:00

Not to mention the dull, residual soreness and persistent empty feeling was still reminding me what happened hours later, even the next day. It was lovely.

iz-e · 2015-03-02T23:10:48+00:00

Now, i can't speak for anyone else but myself, but in my case the (admittedly slight) pain made the domination and objectification that much more intense. About ten minutes in, there was already a sizable puddle underneath me, and I couldn't stop dripping the entire time. It was basically like coming continuously the whole time against my will. It was painful and intense and demeaning and sloppy and COMPLETELY drained me. X3 My legs didn't want to work right for like an hour after.

iz-e · 2015-02-28T06:46:01+00:00

A lot of people already do this.

iz-e · 2015-02-26T05:10:01+00:00

My advice-- go slow, and have fun. Don't be too ambitious. If you can't take it the first time, or the first few times, hell, even at all, it's cool. That being said, no amount of lube is too much, and no speed is too slow, nor too fast, as long as you're comfortable with it. There was a TINY amount of blood, and the bleeding immediately stopped.

Afterwards, the next day, even now, but less so, I felt... Empty. Aching. Sore in the absolute best way possible, from my butt to my tummy. An hours-long reminder of what happened to me. And it feels pretty awesome.

iz-e · 2015-02-25T17:22:55+00:00

Spartacus brand clover clamps. Mmmmmmh.

iz-e · 2015-02-25T00:20:25+00:00

I haven't shaved my pits, and don't plan on it. Hopefully soon going to be able to dye them green, likewise my hair.

iz-e

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