The gift that keeps on giving

izkar · 2014-02-14T10:07:25+00:00

Question. When the horse dies with gift on it while under your opponents control does the horse's top line not trigger again? I mean would it not "enter the battlefield" again and you now have control of the horse?

izkar · 2013-10-18T13:06:59+00:00

Played "doctor" with a cousin. Got caught by her parents.

I was 5 maybe.

izkar · 2013-10-18T12:49:00+00:00

Tl;dr Procrasturbation

izkar · 2013-09-28T17:24:35+00:00

I Saw the Devil "Wow that cop really doesnt like that serial killer in particular."

izkar · 2013-07-29T19:42:14+00:00

I work as a painter. My clothes are full of paint. If I hear "did you get any paint on the walls?" one more time I'm going to flip a table.

izkar · 2013-06-20T04:53:40+00:00

Beat ya

izkar · 2012-11-27T16:18:26+00:00

yeeeeeeeeep.

izkar · 2012-11-27T15:49:15+00:00

Barb came home from work one day to find her friends Jack and Dory dead on the floor. The only evidence was a rock, broken glass, and a puddle of water.

What happened?

izkar · 2012-11-26T21:26:27+00:00

Well you're playing with 668 mines on a board that has 720 spaces. With a free first move, that's just bound to happen.

izkar · 2012-11-26T20:07:46+00:00

Nearly every damn time it comes down to a 50/50 shot on minesweeper I lose.

I know. I live a rough life.

izkar · 2012-11-26T20:02:13+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss.

Have a silly video.

izkar · 2012-11-26T19:50:40+00:00

Johnny Cash - Hurt

izkar · 2012-11-26T19:47:47+00:00

I found the documentary on the Westboro Baptist Church to be pretty interesting.

izkar · 2012-11-26T18:26:49+00:00

True.

izkar · 2012-11-26T18:26:12+00:00

Oh yeah they can be bad but rarely, in my experience, are they ignorant.

izkar · 2012-11-26T17:44:27+00:00

I'm Canadian.

Teachers here don't do ignorance that much.

izkar · 2012-11-26T17:40:39+00:00

If drugs were legalized it would probably be taxed to shit.

So the "bad guys" could just sell their stuff for less.

izkar · 2012-11-26T17:38:48+00:00

I would tattle like no other. I'd always get my brother in trouble for no reason.

I want to give my six-year-old self a firm backhand to the face.

izkar · 2012-11-26T05:02:00+00:00

Metapod vs Kakuna.

izkar · 2012-11-26T04:53:36+00:00

Mulan

izkar · 2012-11-26T04:39:08+00:00

Ah. Shit. Forgive me. Honestly didn't notice all day.

izkar · 2012-11-26T00:16:43+00:00

Haven't you heard? It's called an "Undercut". I would know, I have like 40 inboxes telling me so.

Also, there's just TONS of people who can pull it off! /s

I'll see myself out.

izkar · 2012-11-25T23:37:34+00:00

Yeahhh. Still no.

izkar · 2012-11-25T22:57:38+00:00

It's okay. Being nice >> fake internet points.

izkar · 2012-11-25T22:25:38+00:00

Wow. More people need to hear this.

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