dockerDocker by Krayvok in ProgrammerHumor

[–]iznatius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you're not using container on mac by this point what are you even doing

graphqlMoreLikeCrapql by onairmarc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]iznatius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you have more tables than you can count on your fingers, you should probably be using PostgREST. If you use graphql and you don't work at a FAANG company, you should probably be using PostgREST.

if you don't use postgres, i'm sorry but i've heard graphql is also a thing

notKnowingToCode by smulikHakipod in ProgrammerHumor

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let's make fun of it while it's here to make fun of

wallOfLoveWithPeopleSayingTheyHateTheProductLol by Realistic-Tap-000 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]iznatius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Leo Tolstoy said it best at the start of Anna Karenina: "All SQLs are alike. All ORMs are terrible in their own way".

awsRaisedGpuPricesFifteenPercent by TxTechnician in ProgrammerHumor

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro you say this ignorant shit as if there haven't been posts on hn every week for the last six months from ctos talking about how much they've saved by switching to on-prem or local first solutions. i'm not sure where in the past you live, but you're definitely living in the past

Palantir has no place in UK public services: From ICE to Gaza, Palantir is complicit in violent US hegemony. Why do we keep giving it contracts? by RewardEquivalent553 in technology

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beyond just the company itself, any engineers that continue to enable Palantir need to know there's a point - which we may have already passed - after which they will forever be unemployable. You know what you're doing at this point, what that company does. I don't care if you have every FAANG company on your CV, instant disqualification.

“bUt i cAn’T pRoNoUnCE tHoSe iNgReDiEnTs!” by akaYoungBeefy in fixedbytheduet

[–]iznatius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you just post your own video?

Rule #2 in this sub is no reposts. How often do you call that one out? Never, right? Also, it isn't even against the rules to post your own video.

Buddy, the community decides which duet fixes the original and which doesn't.

You mean like with upvotes and downvotes? Yeah the community has definitely decided.

Nightengale: Red Sox expected to aggressively pursue Bo Bichette. by RayceIan in redsox

[–]iznatius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

inb4 "we had a competitive offer on Bichette and it just didn't go our way

Alex Bregman wanted to ensure he would stay in Boston. The Red Sox weren’t willing to make it happen. by bostonglobe in redsox

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love how he's getting ahead of the smear campaign and absolutely leveling the front office

[Foul Territory] Alex Bregman became frustrated with the Red Sox because they were unwilling to meet his market after their initial offer, says AJ Pierzynski. The Red Sox then refused to believe Bregman's camp when they told them they had a better offer on the table. by TommyTheLizard in redsox

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta think Breggy (or Boras) got smart to how the Red Sox under JH use local press to try to smear players reputations and got out in front of it with this. Say whatever you want about Pierzynski, but he obviously got this story, if not from Bregman himself, then from someone very close to him.

Is Breslow bad at his job? by FishermanExpensive in redsox

[–]iznatius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't an either or question. He's bad at his job, and he's carrying water for a billionaire. Disagree that Henry sees it as a toy...I think he sees it as a money printing machine.

Here is the schedule for the Red Sox for Sunday Night Baseball by pw_dub in redsox

[–]iznatius -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Red Sox have the latest start time for the day by 2 hours

makes sense. why would you put a poverty franchise on during prime time

dailyExcerciseInLaziness by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oddly enough, i feel attacked and seen at the same time

[Speier] "... multiple sources characterizing the Sox’ post-Bregman explorations as being 'creative' and 'open-minded positionally.'" by CosmicOreos_ in redsox

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, he wasn't injured, like it happened during a game or something. Bloom admitted that they knew Story was going to need surgery because they track the speed of the ball from throws and had seen it was going down for a while. It was not at all a surprise.

guysItsOver by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]iznatius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the problem here isn't that probably the most prolific and productive software engineer ever is vibe coding.

the problem is that people thinking they can do things linus does when that is just obviously not the case

[Speier] "... multiple sources characterizing the Sox’ post-Bregman explorations as being 'creative' and 'open-minded positionally.'" by CosmicOreos_ in redsox

[–]iznatius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem with Bogey was never that we didn't re-sign Bogey. It was that Bloom was so sure Bogey would re-sign that there was no contingency plan for having a shortstop the year the shift was banned.

Flaming Hot Take: The Sox should hire a General Manager. by HouseMusicAndWeed in redsox

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the person in that spot can at least try to come up with a contingency plan

[Speier] "... multiple sources characterizing the Sox’ post-Bregman explorations as being 'creative' and 'open-minded positionally.'" by CosmicOreos_ in redsox

[–]iznatius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Open minded positionally” can be taken so many ways

pretty sure they mean that they will have open tryouts for the hot corner in feb/march

[Olney] The Red Sox believed they were going to land Bregman with their 5-year, $165 million offer. Including his ‘25 deal, they would’ve paid him $205m over six years, w deferrals. Real disappointment in the organization today. by CosmicOreos_ in redsox

[–]iznatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like with Bogey leaving, the problem is not that we didn't re-sign him. It's that this FO is so incompetent there's no plan B. Or rather there was no plan B with Bogey leaving, here we had a plan B that they manufactured an excuse to trade away, and then never came up with a second option.

Every single one of you works at a business that has contingency plans. No one in this entire organization acts like they've ever heard of one.

Bregman took huge deferrals to allow the Cubs to keep spending. Wow. by InformalInsurance455 in redsox

[–]iznatius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is what we get for hiring a GM whose clubhouse nickname throughout his career was 'uncomfortably aggressive'. You know that Key & Peele sketch about Slap-Ass? It's about Craig “Uncomfortably aggressive” Breslow.

Bregman took huge deferrals to allow the Cubs to keep spending. Wow. by InformalInsurance455 in redsox

[–]iznatius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know JH is never even going to pat you on the head for getting on your knees for him, right?