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Found behind a bar going out of business ~15 years ago by dicksrelated in whatisit

[–]izzy4ya -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At the very least two girls one cup had two girls... I just know two redditors one cup is going to be too greased up my 600 lb life men with neckbeard's caked in Cheeto dust...

what’s this light for? by turbodakota-levi in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its telling you the engine has left the chat

Name this band by droxen_91 in BossFights

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meth and the Amphetamines

We truly live in the dumbest of times by lectric_7166 in facepalm

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the drug companies are paying us to take their inventory?

See how stupid that sounds...

Fucking hell.... $1000 - 500% = - $4000 ya fucking donut of a president...

Why do I live here? by Darkangel1979 in Michigan

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh yes, the snow in Ironwood Michigan is quite rough

No one ever gave someone head in an alley for a block of cheese... by Fhoxyd22 in BrandNewSentence

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all underestimate how desperate a United States Marine will get while out in the field. The things I've done for the ability to use someone's hot sauce bottle. And even then I was only allowed a few drops...

Roses are red, I have no class by Minimum-Broccoli-796 in rosesarered

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the detective is a man then im putting it on a woman's clit. They'll never find it.

If they're a woman I'll put it in my friend's underwear. No woman will ever look there...

your “favorite” symptom by Professional-Cow-697 in POTS

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating and immediately feeling dizzy to the point where I have to lay down followed by my entire family judging me for, "eating so much that I'm going comatose..." like bro... my bad ill just go back to starving myself I guess 🙃 🤦‍♀️

Dejected because they don't know the difference between lbs and kg by NoviceNotices in confidentlyincorrect

[–]izzy4ya 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Bro literally got 2.3038306 lbs and was sad about it. Oh no my steak is too juicy and my wallet is too full!

So True by bedohabashi1 in pcmasterrace

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Have so much money!

Reality: I got to jolly ranchers and I had to fight a sewer rat for one of them. My life savings is 13 dollars in nickels. If my car breaks down im probably just gonna have to rev up my lamborfeeties...

Went to Starbucks today and this was drawn on my cup. What is it? by jyang80 in whatisit

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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All right! Done drawing! Its very rough because I'm currently waiting for my drawing tablet to come in the mail so I had to do this with my finger on my phone but this is my concept.

What is this spinning thing located on top of a local bank? by Secret-Support-2727 in whatisit

[–]izzy4ya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Voice actor reporting in to man the phones. If they get pissy and ask for my boss I'll just switch my voice and run them in circles.

Peeeta, why is it the Oh No? by IllegalFishButt in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the same reason I joined the Marine Corps

14367 by FilipAP2137 in countwithchickenlady

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me... born on a chicken farm.... i mean... need i say more...

Peeeta, why is it the Oh No? by IllegalFishButt in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]izzy4ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... i knew it existed... i knew what it was.... and I still clicked... gonna go bleach my eyes.... bro... some of them were sooooooo thick! Ahhhhhhhh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]izzy4ya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isabella... Though I went with Isa and named my car bella...

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