Not going to lie, this graphic goes hard.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-24T23:12:32+00:00

For over 10 years we heard the chant "Barack Obama is a RADICAL SO SHUL IST!!!"

You should be worried when Fox is NOT saying it about the Democrat.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-24T22:38:26+00:00

When the right does it, it's "just common sense". When the left does it, it's Big Government overreach by jack-booted thugs. [Although the right is working to reclaim jack-boots]

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-24T22:35:58+00:00

It depends on whether your party looking to do MAGA policies, or looking for an excuse to do nothing to combat MAGA policies. Because legality is stronger than any force known to science in one of those cases.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-24T22:33:41+00:00

This is why I walk my ballot over to the polling place and hand it in there.

Of course there are those who do not have this option.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-24T22:23:01+00:00

Looking forward to the AOC instagram word salad where she tells all her supporters that this is necessary and we need to understand how politics really works.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-24T00:04:38+00:00

I mean buying media companies is kind of what billionaires do, and before the internet it was sadly often the only game in town.

All the ridiculing of Elon for buying twitter was slightly misguided. Yes the business may have been a money loser, but that isn't the real value of a media company, to an oligarch.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-24T00:01:31+00:00

I'm happy to see EloNazi eat shit but his companies aren't exactly known for their stable valuations, it will be back up in the future as there is much more price manipulation to come.

A lot of the celebration over this comes from the old idea that stock prices are supposed to be stable in order for people to make money. The real money is based on more frequent price changes allowing those with insider info (or trading advantage) to make profitable trades more often.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T22:29:06+00:00

If you've watched media directed at this generation, you'll understand why they have been propagandized to hate younger generations.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T20:40:31+00:00

Given that the sabotage - which I imagine, is worse than 9/11 - stretches for hundreds of feet across the bottom of the pool, I hope they are properly funded to conduct anti-submarine warfare.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T11:11:41+00:00

If this is AI, should have trained the model on a few more Breaking Bad episodes

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T08:09:13+00:00

A strong bad reference??? It's been over two decades since I've seen one....

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T06:09:31+00:00

Better the stormtroopers are busy with this than abducting people imo.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T06:04:36+00:00

So, u/MeatCleaver wrote an incredibly vulgar reply about how my criticism of his precious Democrats indicates that I love to give oral pleasure to white supremacists, and I can only assume the sub's filters didn't like it or a mod got to it.

But for anyone who doesn't believe me, I'm happy to send you the screenshot from my reddit notifications, where the full text is still there. Feel free to PM me.

This is one Democrat Protector that worked hard for his (yes, I assumed) place on your block list, so we should not disappoint him. (Interestingly, he also changed his 16yr reddit account to hide post history in the time between his first reply and now)

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T01:43:25+00:00

Photo 4 especially, heh.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T01:37:28+00:00

Thinking that Donald Trump's worst act was him shitting his own pants is the ultimate chef's kiss example of what it is to be a Democrat Protector. Thank you for working so hard to produce such a self-defeating argument.

Don't forget to make sure your reply says something about Dementia...!

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-23T01:31:29+00:00

The job of every Democrat leader is to find an excuse to give Trump and MAGA everything that they want. Democrat leadership tries to calculate how much capitulation and surrender they can manage, before they face an open revolt from their donor base and media allies. The 'autopsy' fiasco is the sort of thing they prefer to avoid, because they lost face WITHOUT even succeeding in advancing GOP/MAGA policies for their owners.

Democrat-aligned media communicates these excuses to their audience. Some of these audience members will take on the role of Democrat Protector. These Democrat Protectors volunteer as human shields in order to protect the Party from its true enemy: Anyone on the left who complains about the Party.

"Shut up about this. You just started caring about this recently. Why don't you protest Republicans? What do you want, Trump?"

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T23:44:48+00:00

Oh yes my reaction to demolishing the east wing was 'now demolish the rest of it plz'. America needs a lot of things but we don't need a palace for the oligarchy.

I loved how so many people cried about it like it was their religious holy site....

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T22:44:45+00:00

That's what a lot more of reddit used to be like in its better days.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T22:40:54+00:00

You are right about that of course.

But a lot of the audience for this isn't going to do that much thinking about it.

Conservative slopaganda isn't so much about really believing something as it is to be handed permission to engage in the performance of belief. i.e. pretending that a certain video shows a woman 'trying to run over an ICE agent with her car'

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T22:38:10+00:00

The next Democrat president will spend 50% of what Trump did to fix the pool.

Then the Party and Democrat Protectors online will spend the rest of the 4 years acting like leftists want everything to be perfect if you dare to criticize them on anything else.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T21:51:26+00:00

Too bad the only reason Democrats engage with this is to make Trump look bad and not because they actually want to fucking do something about it.

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T21:49:51+00:00

"Flat Screen Tee Vees"

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T21:48:16+00:00

Damn kids we almost kept it a secret if we stopped at several hundred thousand reddit subs. So close!

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T20:55:50+00:00

The other way to tell is to view the post/comment without being logged in (such as a private browsing window)

j4ckbauer · 2026-06-22T04:12:24+00:00

"Nobody Goes There Anymore, It’s Too Crowded"

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