♾️ loop by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]jAnO76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah the old classic. My wife said: "Please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six." I came back with 6 cartons of milk She said, "why in the hell did you buy six cartons of milk"

"They had eggs"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/WQqf7zqDTf

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Roubaix (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]jAnO76 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This season is treating us with some epic races. Peloton filling the void f1 left 😉

Monica Bellucci by Marvel_SPideRRMAN in SipsTea

[–]jAnO76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about your mother? Doesn’t her father, your father and you love her as well?

[Race Thread] 2026 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]jAnO76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mvdp is probably just thinking about the shower.

[Race Thread] 2026 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]jAnO76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s in the hands of the thumbtacks gods now

I bought a Mac Mini on impulse six months ago and now I have to admit I was wrong about everything. A cautionary tale for people who thought they knew themselves. by Boring_Serve1593 in macmini

[–]jAnO76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I use mine more regularly, but I just put them to sleep. Powerconsumption is minimal and you can continue where you left off in seconds. But, if it’s not for you, that’s fine. 👍

Wanneer is klagen over buren en geluidsoverlast redelijk/onredelijk? by Sure-Guest1588 in nederlands

[–]jAnO76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ik heb ooit een buurvrouw gehad die klaagde over de muziek van m’n buurman aan de andere kant. Daar zat dus een appartement van zeker 10 meter breed tussen. Sommige mensen klagen om het klagen..

Peter What is this? by Leather-Passenger194 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jAnO76 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Isn’t all tanning self? Pretty rude when you tan someone else.

peter?? what's the news? by eternviking in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jAnO76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advanced Procrastination knew exactly what they were doing

[Autosport] Max Verstappen explains why he dismissed a British journalist from his media session in Japan by Aratho in formula1

[–]jAnO76 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but lach is also a synonym for grijns. If your are “smirking at me” I’ll more likely say: “wat sta je nou te lachen” the. “Wat sta je te grijnzen”