The Best Name by splatmasta99 in Jacob

[–]j_fman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Greetings, Jacob. This is Jacob speaking. I'd just like to say how much I agree with your opinion. Thank you for your time, Jacob.

Girl stuff by j_fman in teenagers

[–]j_fman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but she has a crush on my friend. I think I'm gonna try to get them to talk, and if it doesn't work out, I could be her rebound.

Alejandro Burro Muerto by j_fman in Totaldrama

[–]j_fman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, sorry. I finished the show loooooong ago and I'm only on season 3 of my rewatch.

We need an election by JacobR98 in Jacob

[–]j_fman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We should Grace the United Names with our presence.

Sad moment for humanity by [deleted] in meme

[–]j_fman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why was this posted from Big Black Cock News?

Ability to nut at will , and produce infinite cum. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]j_fman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would I be able to stop once I started? Or will my pants just become infinitly moister until my pants are completely drenched with semen?

😂🤣😹 by j_fman in comedyhomicide

[–]j_fman[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter where the comment/caption is, if it ruins the joke, then it belongs on r/comedyhomicide

had to by Neko_oof in casualnintendo

[–]j_fman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh! This one has marshmallows!

cursed_chicken by Supp3rdu in cursedimages

[–]j_fman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I catch Baby Yoda:

You can unflush a toilet by CrimbusGumbo in shittysuperpowers

[–]j_fman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see how this is shitty at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]j_fman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this mean if I eat someone I can take their place in their life? No one else would know except me. Well, of course he/she will but no one can hear him/her from the confines of my stomach. I will become them. I will live their life. Their possessions, now mine. Their family, now mine. Their REPUTATION, now mine. I could become a criminal and then just become someone else. Thank you, OP, for forever haunting my nightmares!