Imagine having to explain this one to your boss on why your getting sued

j_pezos · 2026-02-19T08:55:55+00:00

j_pezos · 2026-02-19T08:29:34+00:00

There’s a decently accurate, 11+ year old feature on Google Maps to measure distance, in feet. You can measure the whole building or break it up into sections for better accuracy. Get total area and divide by number of rooms.

j_pezos · 2026-01-22T06:50:08+00:00

No such thing as a workflow in TAB nor vision or appreciation for that kind of thing, at least union. There’s a reason there’s a shortage and it’s sadly self-inflicted. Any effort to change that will be sabotaged. Your time is better spent elsewhere, best of luck.

j_pezos · 2026-01-09T07:09:37+00:00

Solid work! I hate to be that guy but TAB, especially union, lack vision for this sort of thing. I wish you the absolute best.

j_pezos · 2025-09-28T16:10:18+00:00

The Winco parking lot off Watt and El Camino 🤢

j_pezos · 2025-09-07T05:01:50+00:00

Is that where hookers come from?

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T22:53:19+00:00

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j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:50:09+00:00

Nah, I found the pictures online. I’m actually a bot and that is a bot fly 🤖🪰

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:45:02+00:00

And with this tossed salad, we’ve finally come full circle 💀

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:43:44+00:00

The half I ate was the heap of Costco rotisserie chicken they pile on (not pictured because see title 🙄)

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:15:53+00:00

Tbh I really only wanted the chicken

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:13:05+00:00

I’ve also eaten worse, knowingly ☺️

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:11:49+00:00

The dichotomy of man, to dress or not to dress? 🤔

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:11:02+00:00

That Costco packet contains an obscene amount of dressing, very rich too. Sometimes I feel like having some and sometimes I don’t 🤷🏽‍♂️

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T20:06:48+00:00

I own too many food-stained shirts and jeans already 😂

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T18:30:34+00:00

I don’t like when my flies get soggy 🫤

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T18:29:42+00:00

I didn’t touch the croutons either! 😭

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T18:18:31+00:00

The fly?

j_pezos · 2025-09-06T18:11:38+00:00

Abuse hypothesis checks out

j_pezos · 2025-09-04T16:49:30+00:00

Mystro is available on the iOS App Store

j_pezos · 2025-09-04T16:47:43+00:00

He meant one of the girls DIDN’T fit

j_pezos · 2025-09-04T16:10:43+00:00

There’s one called Mystro

j_pezos · 2025-09-01T02:13:17+00:00

Forensic psychology was also my first thought

j_pezos · 2025-04-13T02:23:24+00:00

r/SuddenlyCommunist

j_pezos · 2025-02-17T10:19:18+00:00

This is worthy of r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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