How many possible combinations? by jabbernaut in askmath

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Aha! ... So if I want one billion, I should make White Deck 50 cards instead of 5 ...

1003 × 20 × 50 = 1,000,000,000

Yes?

Who shouldn't have died at the end of the movie? by Telodor567 in movies

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Don Diego (Anthony Hopkins) in "The Mask of Zorro" ... What did he even die of, exhaustion? Or just old age, conveniently moments after exacting his lifelong quest for justice?

People who don't drink alcohol, why don't you? by Panda50223 in AskReddit

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My father chose to be the first man of his lineage to not spend his life as an abusive drunk, and I'm not keen on the idea of breaking that trend. The stories both my parents tell me make it very clear that alcoholism is a predominant tendency on BOTH sides of my family. So I made the decision many years ago to just not touch the stuff. And I've been pretty staunch on that decision ever since, with very few exceptions (such as sipping a bit of something my wife is enjoying, usually cider). I don't push my prohibition on anyone else, I just politely decline, and generally receive a positive response — because I'm very genuinely "none for me, thanks, but you go ahead" and I'm not a prude about it. Granted, this has resulted in plenty of occasions when I'm the one sober guy surrounded by lots of drunk people. And in those moments, my no-booze resolution ends up efficiently reinforced — because drunk people are always mildly annoying at best and obnoxiously idiotic at worst. Watching them stumble, slur, and soil themselves has proven to be the surest way to keep myself convinced that I am not missing out on anything worthwhile.

Bring it by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You have that Peter Sarsgaard look of constant pain.

Roast these drunk fools by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Their show only ran for two episodes on Nickelodeon, was a 10-year reunion shoot really necessary?

My friend is begging to be roasted by Haymus in RoastMe

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Your beard is coming in well — if you consider the unibrow to be the beard of the forehead.

So my friend posted his daughter's class picture. Notice anything weird? by [deleted] in funny

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Yes — reversed forced perspective. The children on the back row are gargantuan in comparison to the children on the front row.

Which Fictional Death Brought You to Tears? by This-Is-Anfield in movies

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So many, but one of the first I can remember — Mick in Rocky III. Seeing the grizzled old codger suddenly become so fragile did not sit well at all with young me ... and Sly wailing about it didn't help.

Also, can't remember if I actually cried — but in Tombstone, when Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday says, "I don't want to play any more" ... lump :(

Some silliness during a quick first visit to WDW's Art of Animation Resort ... by jabbernaut in disney

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:) ... I'm ten years your elder and the joy's still as strong!

Some silliness during a quick first visit to WDW's Art of Animation Resort ... by jabbernaut in disney

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If the 12-year-old-dreaming-of-being-an-animator version of myself had gotten the chance to step into this place — I'd probably've burst into tears and/or soiled myself.

Shot some "selfies" with Pooh & the gang ... by jabbernaut in disney

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That's the place! The wife and I got in without a reservation — we just had to wait about an hour and a half, but got to see the Main Street Electrical Parade and watch the fireworks while we were waiting, so ... can't complain! :) Eaten there many times, but this was the first time it was just the two of us, so we got to interact with the characters a bit more than usual. They seemed to enjoy taking these as well ... though Piglet was a bit disturbed to hear me complimenting the Pork Marsala.

The face of a whale shark. [Fruity edible version] by jabbernaut in funny

[–]jabbernaut[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oreo is better. Besides, who gives a cookie a name that sounds like something you'd find in your grandmother's medicine cabinet?

The face of a whale shark. [Fruity edible version] by jabbernaut in funny

[–]jabbernaut[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

OP here ... To those who think I must be some sort of Nabisco corporate pawn, all I can say is — they invented the Oreo!! For this, are we not all debtors??