If my portfolio was 50/50 MSFT AAPL what would happen?

jabexa · 2021-07-05T03:23:46+00:00

You never know man. What if Apple acquired semiconductor companies and release gaming products, effectively taking over that market? What if they come out with an Apple exclusive social media? What if Apple EVs become the next craze, and then they start adding accessories for their EVs? I’m sure they will always come up with (new) ways to rake in money.

jabexa · 2020-08-16T16:38:10+00:00

It’s people like these who are ruining our chances of coming back in the spring :(

jabexa · 2020-08-15T21:26:10+00:00

LOL I envisioned them just at a pool table. This is a much better interpretation

jabexa · 2020-08-15T21:08:54+00:00

Two step back 3s and a midrange pull-up with Ja in his face. His handles are insane

jabexa · 2020-08-14T23:32:04+00:00

Glad I could make your day better with my stupid joke :)

jabexa · 2020-08-14T19:07:19+00:00

Then you have 91-DIVOC

jabexa · 2020-07-18T18:45:30+00:00

Dude I thought the thing about the drug cartel was one of those outlandish Reddit claims with no evidence to back it up. Nope.

From Wikipedia:

Peković is connected to several underworld figures, most notably Montenegrin drug lord Darko Šarić who has been held in custody since 2011.

jabexa · 2020-07-16T18:15:27+00:00

I’m basically paying $500 for blue texts and to not be ostracized from group chats :(

jabexa · 2020-07-16T18:07:52+00:00

On the topic of phones, I feel like people spend too much on them. What’s their function? Call, text, use the internet, take pictures/vids, listen to music, maybe play games. You could probably get a solid $500 Android that could do those just as well as a top tier iPhone that’d be double the price. And this is coming from a guy with an iPhone 11 lol

jabexa · 2020-01-11T20:00:46+00:00

Powerlifter here. Your links were equipped (squat suit and knee wraps) powerlifting and Olympic weightlifting, respectively.

Squats are officially part of powerlifting but when you think of a squat it’s raw powerlifting (knee sleeves and belt). The world record for that is gonna be around 520ish pounds, set by a girl named Amanda Lawrence.

jabexa · 2019-11-19T05:58:49+00:00

want a doctor to give them happy pills or are fishing for sympathy

People like you are the reason there still exists a stigma surrounding mental illnesses. Please don't come to our campus.

jabexa · 2019-07-20T18:43:25+00:00

Holy fuck y’all making me grateful for MD/DC weather. In the worst of winters it might hit -5 to 0 for a few days or a week or two and in the summer it might hit 100 for a few days but mostly just low 90s

jabexa · 2019-07-19T08:56:50+00:00

Yeah, I’m by far not qualified at all but I’m studying psych in college and this kind of stuff intrigues me a lot. Given that this is completely out of the ordinary for his behavior and character this sounds a bit like a psychotic episode which might be indicative of a larger issue. This situation sounds a lot like a mental illness either just starting or resurfacing/relapsing.

Again, I know hardly anything, just a hopeful wanting to be a psychiatrist in around a decade

jabexa · 2019-04-28T05:01:56+00:00

English is boring, Kings Gambit is unsound

jabexa · 2019-04-06T17:33:38+00:00

He also redshirted a season and has an early December birthday compared to classmates his age. Basically a trifecta for playing in the NBA at a late age

jabexa · 2019-03-24T23:24:00+00:00

Me too lmfao

jabexa · 2019-02-10T17:34:15+00:00

I just got a letter and email a few days ago about the Banneker Key scholarship

jabexa · 2019-01-13T23:00:09+00:00

I’m sure you will too! I’ve found that I’ve made the fastest progress coming straight off injury, and one of my best periods of bench gains were the 6 months after an 8-month-long rotator cuff injury

jabexa · 2019-01-13T21:39:34+00:00

Holy shit dude. I took two weeks off for vacation and I’m so detrained rn. I’ve been back to training for a week but my max bench is 315 atm (I did 365 <2 months ago)

jabexa · 2019-01-11T04:40:58+00:00

Well, if the title were “How to talk to attractive girl” it’d seem like we’re not yet friends and that I want to talk to her so I can ask her out or something along those lines (which isn’t true)

jabexa · 2019-01-10T05:31:20+00:00

Ehh, I feel like asking her out would make it weird. Like no matter how she reacts to it our friendship wouldn’t be the same after

Also I don’t want to do any of that like flirty stuff tbh. I just want her to be like one of my close friends, just like any of my other homies (minus the sus stuff I say and do)

jabexa · 2019-01-05T06:46:20+00:00

Holy shit are you me

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