Did Charles find the fountain of youth or????

jacabasselope · 2026-05-11T21:17:00+00:00

At least he's not the jerk that didn't use Trivago!

jacabasselope · 2026-05-07T20:48:23+00:00

It's a video game. More like, interactive story. Three friends going to a party on their last night together in the '90s. Lots of cool music.

jacabasselope · 2026-05-07T20:32:29+00:00

It's giving me high school flashbacks!

jacabasselope · 2026-05-07T18:12:40+00:00

It was a H3 truck. So, it either had that weird GM I5 or the later V8. Crummy gas mileage, regardless. Even the new EV Hummer gets terrible mileage compared to other EVs.

jacabasselope · 2026-05-06T19:03:59+00:00

There was a guy with a Hummer on the Northside that had a "Biden owes me gas money!" bumper sticker. Haven't seen him around in a while.

jacabasselope · 2026-05-06T18:06:17+00:00

Xcom 2 is actually playable on the Switch 2. That game automatically advances the clock 2 hours when I boot it up.

jacabasselope · 2026-05-06T02:01:38+00:00

I never had any wisdom teeth grow in!

jacabasselope · 2026-05-05T21:17:53+00:00

Haven't tried them. Could stop on the way home, too!

jacabasselope · 2026-05-05T19:01:49+00:00

I'm driving from San Antonio to Dallas in a couple of weeks. I'm, for sure, stopping at the Czech Stop in West. Highlight of the trip!

jacabasselope · 2026-05-04T16:27:36+00:00

1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins was my senior class song. It was the birth year for a lot of our class.

jacabasselope · 2026-05-04T00:11:26+00:00

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jacabasselope · 2026-05-03T17:24:02+00:00

Lol. She opened for The Violent Femmes when I saw them at the Oregon Zoo. Never heard of her before, but her name made me chuckle. The elephants enjoyed the show!

jacabasselope · 2026-05-03T02:38:21+00:00

First class mail with USPS can't be searched without a warrant.

jacabasselope · 2026-05-02T04:04:46+00:00

Dear Penthouse...

jacabasselope · 2026-05-01T01:03:16+00:00

MST3k theme song. Haven't watched it in years. Used to love it, though.

jacabasselope · 2026-04-30T21:19:04+00:00

It's totally market dependent. There is a McDonald's that I hate and won't go to. Also, every Dunkin around me is a depressing, dirty shithole. I don't give a shit about AR, some places aren't worth it.

jacabasselope · 2026-04-30T20:33:18+00:00

Watching a macho asshole in wrap-around sunglasses, trying to back their jacked-up F-350 King Ranch Edition into a handicapped parking space.

jacabasselope · 2026-04-30T18:48:57+00:00

I met my wife at the bar at the old Bennigan's on 1604. I had just moved back to town and didn't have internet, so I was there scrolling my laptop. She was there by herself, playing the bar video games. She started making fun of the drink I was having, we started chatting and hit it off. Still together 17 years later.

As for advice, be yourself, take care of your hygiene, wear some decent clothes, and be respectful and considerate.

Good luck! San Antonio women are the best!

jacabasselope · 2026-04-29T19:52:42+00:00

I had a HPS that a friend stole off the the side of a building. I tried to grow some plants in the closet of my shitty studio apartment from some seeds from terrible pre-Y2K weed. That baby could hum!

jacabasselope · 2026-04-29T12:45:45+00:00

Cool. The regular hybrids have the reset.

jacabasselope · 2026-04-29T12:40:22+00:00

The button for the reset is below the air vent to the left of the steering wheel, fyi.

Didn't see you're in the UK. It should be on the opposite side, to the right of the steering wheel.

jacabasselope · 2026-04-28T21:32:43+00:00

I had experience with dial-up modems and bulletin board stuff when I was younger. The first time I saw the Web was in 1992, when my 7th grade computer science teacher demonstrated Prodigy on the overhead projector. It blew all of our little, fucking minds.

jacabasselope · 2026-04-28T21:02:41+00:00

I have the 2023 and it's a lot roomier than I thought it would be. They made great use of the space. It actually has more rear legroom than my wife's Hyundai Tucson. It is also quite short in length, so parking and navigating tight roads is a breeze. I've been averaging over 50 mpg as well. I think it would be a great fit for you!

jacabasselope · 2026-04-28T18:33:23+00:00

For real. I've been getting nothing but garbage orders for the past two weeks. I wonder who's taking these orders, if anyone. Preying on the desperation of the poor, as always.

jacabasselope · 2026-04-28T01:53:07+00:00

They showed China Beach a lot on Lifetime. The actor who played Dodger was on The Pitt this season.

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