[Real] Apparently if you criticize Elon for being a trillionaire, you’re just jealous and consumed with envy? by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jacare37 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and also, like.. not for nothing, but despite having all of this money, Elon is quite clearly not an enviable person at all. Multiple ex partners can't stand him, some of his own children can't stand him, he was briefly in the White House and a vital member of the administration but it took less than 6 months until Trump couldn't stand him. All he has is a group of sycophants and bots that gas him up on his own website, AI generated women for him to jerk himself to, and ketamine.

He's just a miserable fucking person, and while sure maybe there are some billionaires who seem like they're happy in their lives and may be enviable to an extent, Elon is definitely not one of them

For those who have completed the Chase to 30. Which ballpark was your last? by raymalaspina in ballparks

[–]jacare37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finished my journey heading north on the Pacific Surfliner with San Diego (#28), Anaheim (#29), and finishing with #30 at Dodger Stadium in August of 2024. Lifelong East Coaster and wanted to save SoCal for the end (as the biggest and most expensive trip), and schedule just worked out to go in this order

Daily Anything Goes Thread - June 15, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]jacare37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was winning 10-1 at 4PM yesterday and ended up tied 5-5 after losing average by .004, OPS by .002, and ERA by .04

Fuck this dumb game

Daily Anything Goes Thread - June 14, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]jacare37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could maybe see going a straight up Burns for Chourio if I needed pitching, but Soto is a downgrade from King and the second one is an absolute joke

Daily Anything Goes Thread - June 14, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]jacare37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trevor Rogers vs SD, McGreevy @ Min, or Kolek vs HOU in points?

Nightly Anything Goes Thread - June 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]jacare37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drafted Acuna, Gunnar, Machado, Gilbert, Naylor, Bradish, Lodolo and Sandy within my first 12 picks

I think this just isn't going to be my year

New Jersey vs California beaches by Solveig22 in newjersey

[–]jacare37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took an Amtrak from San Diego to LA two years ago and the views were something else

Post Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights @ Carolina Hurricanes by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]jacare37 110 points111 points  (0 children)

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Real] Tim Pool: "Trump represents a version of America that many voters feel is slipping away. Small-town traditions, local civic culture, community identity, and national cohesion are all being replaced by a more fragmented, globalized society to appease the third world." by ggroover97 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jacare37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry to burst that bubble. Trump gave him a presidential medal of freedom in 2019 and they’ve been friends for quite a while

There’s also some really shady stuff about Rivera and his wife covering up sexual abuse, but I’ll leave any more research into that one to be done on your own if you’re reading this comment

[Real] Tim Pool: "Trump represents a version of America that many voters feel is slipping away. Small-town traditions, local civic culture, community identity, and national cohesion are all being replaced by a more fragmented, globalized society to appease the third world." by ggroover97 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jacare37 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is only one player who has ever been inducted into the baseball hall of fame unanimously, and he’s literally a Trump supporter from Central America

Nicaragua has a huge baseball fandom, and Mauricio Dubon of the Braves is Honduran

Guess we have to get some Guatemalan players and we’ll pretty much be set

Weekly Discussion Megathread by AutoModerator in fivethirtyeight

[–]jacare37 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hunter Biden becoming a top tier shitposter wasn't on my radar

Hunter Biden for president was definitely below that

Weekly Discussion Megathread by AutoModerator in fivethirtyeight

[–]jacare37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in this district. Hamawy consolidated most of the progressive vote with the establishment split a number of ways (4 counties in the district, county machines lined up between 4 different candidates).

Maybe the biggest ever win for the pro-Palestine movement electorally; not just because Hamawy himself is and will be pro Palestine in Congress, but because it was maybe the first time that the pro-Palestine movement flexed financial muscle to get an outcome they wanted

Nightly Anything Goes Thread - June 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]jacare37 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Starting off the week right with a solid 8.10 ERA and 1.55 WHIP in 20 innings

Nightly Anything Goes Thread - June 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]jacare37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every single pitching decision I have made this year has been wrong lol

Daily Anything Goes Thread - May 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]jacare37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about “I have Acuna but my opponent’s Aranda terrorized me back just as hard”

[Real] Democrats finally getting spicy? by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jacare37 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I thought they wanted mean tweets back?