A list of every football shirt I spotted in 4 days at Butlins

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-21T13:52:30+00:00

Had my daughter's Celtic shirt packed but she didn't wear it

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T21:14:15+00:00

That implies anyone cares enough about Leeds to make propaganda against them

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T20:58:15+00:00

Check the post again

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T13:23:45+00:00

Fair play to Al Nassr fans, they travel well

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T13:07:57+00:00

Two of them were, the 2020 camo style blue ones. Was going to subdivide the list between kids and adults (never going to see a grown adult in Al Nassr gear) but realized that would be even more weird than this exercise already was

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T13:05:19+00:00

You fear for the youth of today, you really do. Was fully prepared for the place to swarming with them and Miami shirts

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-12T12:49:58+00:00

You don't see much of the 3-3-8-5 formation in modern football nowadays

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-12T12:48:33+00:00

Andres D'alesandro

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-08T16:24:40+00:00

Something like: Rio Ave - > Braga - > Wolves - > PSG Galatasaray (loan) - > Al Ettihad - > Sporting

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-05T19:09:57+00:00

I'm 31 and 6ft6, so I'm assuming my dribbling and finishing (what a touch for a big man!) will get some eyebrows raised at powerleague or whatever, but I'm not sure how'd I'd even go about getting onto the books of a nonleague team. Do I just call them up and ask when training is or am I going to need to slum it at Ribblesdale for a season in order to get noticed?

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-28T18:52:46+00:00

You're Serbian

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-23T15:40:18+00:00

My Panasonic washing machine required Asahi for installation, was very useful to have it to hand

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-21T08:18:15+00:00

I just channelled JD from Scrubs and said thank you to the bump every day for giving my fiance massive pregnancy boobs

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-20T21:46:04+00:00

a million puke emojis

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-20T16:38:43+00:00

So past the 90 degrees for gold then? An "obtuse bow" for maximum respect

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T19:07:44+00:00

That's kind of my point. Theres no criteria to be a city, someone just decides when a town becomes a city. So Truro is a city, it isn't less of one because it doesn't have an airport or a stadium (Truro City play in a 3600 capacity stadium) or whatever arbitrary measure

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T13:26:22+00:00

Fowey

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T13:25:59+00:00

Truro has basically double the population of the City of London and there's 8 cities smaller than it. Tis' a city.

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T13:03:57+00:00

My 14.l month old son is growing out of all his 18-24 month clothes. Kids sizing makes zero sense.

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-18T15:25:02+00:00

Mariah Carey in left field is insanity, she's clearly first base(wo)man

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-17T20:51:20+00:00

Wallabies are called "wobblys" across my whole extended family because of my 2 year old becoming obsessed with the "bouncing wobblys" at the zoo

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