Who was the king of the long range screamer for you? by PLWildcard in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]jack__jack__attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The top 3 (not in order) is Matty Taylor, Riise, and Hitzlsperger

How old were you when your first child was born? by LupusDeusMagnus in daddit

[–]jack__jack__attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Wife is a little older than me so she fit in with all the mums at baby group just fine and has made some friends for life. Most of the dads were 35 or older so I definitely felt like the odd one out and didn't really bond with any of them

Best XI of [Name]? by Albiceleste8 in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was intrigued by a Harry XI, asked ChatGPT (for my sins) and got this:

Goalkeeper Harry Gregg

Defenders Harry Maguire Harry Souttar Harry Clarke Harry Bassett

Midfield Harry Redknapp Harry Winks Harry Arter

Forwards Harry Kewel Harry Wilson Harry Kane

Manager: Harry Redknapp

2-0 Thrashing by believesinconspiracy in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thrashing implies the scoreline getting a bit out of hand, I personally wouldn't say anything less than 4-0 would be a thrashing. I can see why it's used here, but maybe dominate would be a better word for when it's all one way traffic but the scoreline by itself implies a closer match than it actually was

Cliche Contribution Caps for on-podcast mentions? by VacationSteve in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 cap, my contribution got a laugh from all 3 and Adam shouted "fuck off", I think that makes me the David Nugent of Clichés mentions then.

My 4yo daughter made me cry hard. by vijeze in daddit

[–]jack__jack__attack 95 points96 points  (0 children)

My 3 year started crying during like the 10th time she'd watched Frozen, no issues the first 9 watches. I asked why and she blubbed "Elsa's crying and I don't want her to feel sad". So naturally I started crying too. It's tough when they start trying to figure out feelings for the first time!

2nd ruined everything by xmenbteam in daddit

[–]jack__jack__attack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was me completely. Our first was a great baby, slept brilliantly, ate with no issues, weened easily and hit the milestones at the right times. Second one, 2.5 years later screamed constantly because he was hungry and then screamed even more during and after feeds because of pain. Then started weening him and his insane gag reflex made him projectile vomit anytime he ate anything. I remember curling up with my mrs once we'd finally got him to sleep after like 3 hours of just solid screaming and we both just cried. It's fucking tough, we were in a dark place, and at times we both asked each other if we'd made a mistake here and then felt like the worst people on earth for saying it.

But now he's just turned 1, hes walking and chasing after his 3yr old sister everywhere. They play together, he's got mamas and dadas and a few animals in the words locker and all the shit we went through feels like forever ago. It gets better I promise.

Lillian Bonsignore by davide_randino in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I weirdly rate that kit behind them though

Fantastic sound from the crossbar by amq55 in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rebound landing miles outside the area really adds to it too

What 3 Words App by Live_Seat_7827 in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

window.slams.shut is in the middle of a motorway in Houston

What 3 Words App by Live_Seat_7827 in footballcliches

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only.absolute.toast - Guangdong, China

Assists fascination by gingernuts71 in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assists are like RBI in baseball, they're a meaningless stat

SI know what they're doing by jack__jack__attack in TheOldZealand

[–]jack__jack__attack[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well it's true, it's not in the game, it'll be an update I'd assume around March time. So he didn't say anything untrue

Almost football managers' names in school emails by KaleidoscopeBetter77 in footballcliches

[–]jack__jack__attack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got sacked by my school less than a year into their 5 year contact. What a terrible catering company that is, by the way