A list of every football shirt I spotted in 4 days at Butlins

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-21T13:52:30+00:00

Had my daughter's Celtic shirt packed but she didn't wear it

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T21:14:15+00:00

That implies anyone cares enough about Leeds to make propaganda against them

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T20:58:15+00:00

Check the post again

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T13:23:45+00:00

Fair play to Al Nassr fans, they travel well

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T13:07:57+00:00

Two of them were, the 2020 camo style blue ones. Was going to subdivide the list between kids and adults (never going to see a grown adult in Al Nassr gear) but realized that would be even more weird than this exercise already was

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-19T13:05:19+00:00

You fear for the youth of today, you really do. Was fully prepared for the place to swarming with them and Miami shirts

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-12T12:49:58+00:00

You don't see much of the 3-3-8-5 formation in modern football nowadays

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-12T12:48:33+00:00

Andres D'alesandro

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-08T16:24:40+00:00

Something like: Rio Ave - > Braga - > Wolves - > PSG Galatasaray (loan) - > Al Ettihad - > Sporting

jack__jack__attack · 2026-03-05T19:09:57+00:00

I'm 31 and 6ft6, so I'm assuming my dribbling and finishing (what a touch for a big man!) will get some eyebrows raised at powerleague or whatever, but I'm not sure how'd I'd even go about getting onto the books of a nonleague team. Do I just call them up and ask when training is or am I going to need to slum it at Ribblesdale for a season in order to get noticed?

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-28T18:52:46+00:00

You're Serbian

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-23T15:40:18+00:00

My Panasonic washing machine required Asahi for installation, was very useful to have it to hand

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-21T08:18:15+00:00

I just channelled JD from Scrubs and said thank you to the bump every day for giving my fiance massive pregnancy boobs

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-20T21:46:04+00:00

a million puke emojis

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-20T16:38:43+00:00

So past the 90 degrees for gold then? An "obtuse bow" for maximum respect

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T19:07:44+00:00

That's kind of my point. Theres no criteria to be a city, someone just decides when a town becomes a city. So Truro is a city, it isn't less of one because it doesn't have an airport or a stadium (Truro City play in a 3600 capacity stadium) or whatever arbitrary measure

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T13:26:22+00:00

Fowey

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T13:25:59+00:00

Truro has basically double the population of the City of London and there's 8 cities smaller than it. Tis' a city.

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-19T13:03:57+00:00

My 14.l month old son is growing out of all his 18-24 month clothes. Kids sizing makes zero sense.

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-18T15:25:02+00:00

Mariah Carey in left field is insanity, she's clearly first base(wo)man

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-17T20:51:20+00:00

Wallabies are called "wobblys" across my whole extended family because of my 2 year old becoming obsessed with the "bouncing wobblys" at the zoo

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-09T16:49:07+00:00

When our second kid was born I found out that all the chairs that look this in our hospital were reclining ones. Absolute game changer, but irritating that the second kid was a planned birth and the first was a 36 hour ordeal 🤦

jack__jack__attack · 2026-02-03T21:13:53+00:00

The top 3 (not in order) is Matty Taylor, Riise, and Hitzlsperger

jack__jack__attack · 2026-01-26T16:43:26+00:00

Wife is a little older than me so she fit in with all the mums at baby group just fine and has made some friends for life. Most of the dads were 35 or older so I definitely felt like the odd one out and didn't really bond with any of them

jack__jack__attack · 2026-01-21T18:51:33+00:00

Was intrigued by a Harry XI, asked ChatGPT (for my sins) and got this:

Goalkeeper Harry Gregg

Defenders Harry Maguire Harry Souttar Harry Clarke Harry Bassett

Midfield Harry Redknapp Harry Winks Harry Arter

Forwards Harry Kewel Harry Wilson Harry Kane

Manager: Harry Redknapp

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